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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Man I just saw a clip about him low key complaining about Kat making mashed potatoes so much....if this keeps up we’re gonna need a potato thread...
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I honestly felt sad for khet

but it tells you a lot about dave, he can't tell his own wife he doesn't want mashed potatoes, he's either beta or manipulative
 
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Shield Breaker said:
Did Phil ever try Shadows Die Twice? It has no multiplayer and you can't level up to brute force your way, so I can only imagine how much it would piss him off.
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PieceofShet said:
Sekiro? he did finish it.
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tzgnilki said:
surprisingly he finished it but you know he was shitting on the devs the entire time
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He also had multiple people telling him exactly where to go to get certain items at certain times so he could get the "good" ending. He also had multiple instances of just happening to go to places and mysteriously finding optional upgrades like health flasks, attack power, and so on. So he was both reading a guide and being handheld. He also beat the final boss (having clearly read ahead to prepare) in a few tries and acted like he was the greatest gamer alive, despite the fact that he had died hundreds of times to earlier bosses.
 
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He also had multiple people telling him exactly where to go to get certain items at certain times so he could get the "good" ending. He also had multiple instances of just happening to go to places and mysteriously finding optional upgrades like health flasks, attack power, and so on. So he was both reading a guide and being handheld. He also beat the final boss (having clearly read ahead to prepare) in a few tries and acted like he was the greatest gamer alive, despite the fact that he had died hundreds of times to earlier bosses.
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Dont forgetthe harambe boss fake reaction...
 
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PieceofShet said:
Dont forgetthe harambe boss fake reaction...
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When he failed to kill the boss for what seemed like 90 minutes, took a 30 minute shit break, and came back 'renewed and refreshed' with brand new never before seen tactics and mopped the boss first shot.

Then got salty when people asked if he'd spent all the break time looking up how to beat it.
 
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I wonder if that's something his CPA, I mean, tax attorney would have told him to do?

In regards to Sekiro: it was a pathetic playthrough altogether. Phil getting fucking clobbered by normal enemies as well as the bosses. The only thing of note that happened during this playthrough was how obvious it was that he read a guide for the entire thing. And then getting pissy when chat would bring it up or spam the StinkyCheese emote.

Which brings up the issue of Phil getting mad that people come to watch him rage yet that's honestly when he garners the most interest.
 
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A ♿ asked him what a four year college was like. He proceeded to retcon the story to talk about how he had to bust his ass working to pay for his college working at Circuit City and that rich kids had it so easy because they got a free ride.

Last I checked, his parents paid for his shitty business degree.
 
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pissy pablo begging for a dox? Dude is the biggest wheelchair of the bunch to be honest. I'm intrigued, but based on his behavior (always drunk when he shills out big cash to Phil) - not exactly looking forward to it.
That being said, I wouldn't mind a timely dox from either Nigel or Draza for DOXmas 2019. His cult is the gift that keeps on giving after all!
 
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