Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Ilmseil said:
Maybe it's a sore spot for me because I've spent most of my professional life trying to help abused kids, but fucking lol @ what a terrible father he is. Hey Richy, I know you're reading this, come drop by and explain the wacky zany reasons you mentally and emotionally abuse your young teenage daughter.

It's also pretty typical for an abusive drug addict to pretend he's a good parent by pretending to give a shit about "the baby" that Ashliiii ran off with. Ashliii also comes across as a damaged, mentally unstable moron so I'm not trying to white knight her here but fucking lmao taxman, this is like, really really bad man. Telling your 14 year old daughter to "fuck off, I don't want to see you or want you around me" lmao what a piece of shit you are. Seek help.
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I feel exceptional asking, but where in the thread is this? I want to see what is being referenced.
 
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AnOminous said:
Plenty of people manage to shill for shit without looking like utter mongoloids doing it.
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Radio hosts and podcasts have had it refined to a professional level for years. Even autistic video game streamers are learning to work with brand sponsors effectively. Then there's Lowtax's MS paint drawing amid a wall of threats to his ex-wife.
 
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oh god he s still totally not bitter about twitter

sure is missing his daughter

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northstar747 said:
oh god he s still totally not bitter about twitter
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I'll never stop laughing about this little bitch who runs the most banhappy forum on the Internet (at least before RetardEra came along) crying about being banned from Twitter. He totally doesn't care at all though about them banning all 28 or whatever accounts he created to ban evade though. He hates the place, completely.
 
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northstar747 said:
oh god he s still totally not bitter about twitter

sure is missing his daughter

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"Since I got banned [...] I haven't visited that hell site once"

Except for when you used your wife's account, your backup account and a previously inactive Something Awful account after you kept getting banned because you're a boomer faggot who's as addicted to the social media dopamine drip as you are to Ambien.
 
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Dafuqisdis? said:
I wonder how much it costs for the bandwidth for his site? Probably not a lot, especially since it's nowhere near as popular as it used to be.
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Exact numbers aren't available, but Lowtax did let slip that the forums pay for thier own hosting three times over.

Ronnieboy69420 said:
Also 120,000 a year is a king's ransom in bumfuck Missouri. How the hell can he not afford a lawyer?
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Remember - Lowtax is not making $120,000/year - that's just the patreon.

So it's $120,000/year and then
+ All of the money the forums make, which is probably at least another $15,000 to $30,000/year (a guess).
+ All of the money he makes from various promotions/sales/etc (like the $50 pie company, NordVPN, etc)
+ Money generated by Superchats/Superberries from his Twitch/Youtube channel.
+ All of the money Lowtax makes in "funding drives" outside of Patreon (like the "Let's raise $20,000 to upgrate to Xenforo" drive) that he kept.

So probably closer to $150,000/$180,000 and he still can't afford a lawyer, allegedly. I imagine there will be a seperate "Pay for my divorce lawyer" funding campaign coming up soon for Lowtax.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Rubin's always been uniquely insane, it just becomes much more obvious when she doesn't have access to any professional makeup artists. Left to do her own makeup, all of the insanity comes pouring out to the front and she winds up looking like a reanimated clown cadaver.
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Ronnieboy69420 said:
Lol. Wasn't this what the Patreon money was for? Donations for bad pill-fueled youtube videos?

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Also 120,000 a year is a king's ransom in bumfuck Missouri. How the hell can he not afford a lawyer?

Oh, right. The pills.
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He can easily afford a lawyer, even with several hundred-dollar meatloaf slices and 80$ ~artisanally bespoke brown bag apple pies~ a month, it's pure grift and lying, which he has a well-established pattern of doing.

What I wouldn't pay to be a fly on the wall during that hearing. "So...Mister Kyanka...it says here your sole income source is something called a "gaming garbage patreon", can you elaborate on the liquidity or fiscal solvency of this asset? What type of asset is it?"

*in apparent attempted Ace Ventura: Pet Detective impression during manic phase of ambien and wine binge, complete with a dead opossum carcass stapled to shoulder* "WELLLLL Gooftroop I thought you'd never ask!!!..."
 
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Lazy Google says divorce lawyers in MO cost at least $200/h. That adds up fast, and considering Rich's legendarily wasteful spending habits I imagine he has minimal savings and is sweating the cost of a prolonged legal battle he's in denial about being destined to lose. Think about how many pies he could buy with one hour of divorce lawyer money! Four!
 
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Ambien isn’t even expensive. The street value of the pills is really low. Now, with his shattered spine, he might be mixing in some fun painkillers, but ambien and box whine is a fairly cheap habit.
He’s been on them so long that the effect is low, so he probably doubles up the dose but it’s still probably at most a few hundred a month. Barely even a blip on the Patreon radar.
The more likely problem is that Rich is shit with money and spends excessively on stupid shit like overpriced delivery and plane tickets and hotel rooms to bang Mormon sluts.
 
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I dont think he was ever really addicted to ambien I think that was a meme after he got fucked up on it once or twice? I do think he's a drunk and likely abuses opioids, benzos or both. He admits to taking benzos for muh anxiety but claims to do so responsibly, can't remember which thread that's in this one or the SA one.
 
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