TGWTG Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights - The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob

[KrewlKween]

Since Lupa is not suited for movie/tv show reviews, what do you suggest that she does instead?

Is there no hope for Lupa since she's lazy?

What would give her discipline?

I'm struggling to think of anything that could help her reach a wider audience outside of people familiar with her CA work because she doesn't have "it" factor. She needs to narrow her focus for one. You never know what kind of video she's going to post. Movie? TV summary? She needs to watch her analytics and try to replicate what went right on the videos she got traction on. Like the Star Trek one. Why doesn't she just do a series of weird Trek stuff? Outside of the fact that others have done it and done it better of course, but that was her last video that got any legs under it and if she only cares about e-fame/views then she needs to chase the rabbit where it goes and not be lazy. Also Phelan is more popular then her, they really should combine forces but that would require living together and admitting it's fucking weird to live together as a romantic couple and not be sexually attracted to each other. Right now they can blame being long distance but that's more of a strategy then a hurdle.

 

[Urist Steelthrone]

I'm struggling to think of anything that could help her reach a wider audience outside of people familiar with her CA work because she doesn't have "it" factor. She needs to narrow her focus for one. You never know what kind of video she's going to post. Movie? TV summary? She needs to watch her analytics and try to replicate what went right on the videos she got traction on. Like the Star Trek one. Why doesn't she just do a series of weird Trek stuff? Outside of the fact that others have done it and done it better of course, but that was her last video that got any legs under it and if she only cares about e-fame/views then she needs to chase the rabbit where it goes and not be lazy. Also Phelan is more popular then her, they really should combine forces but that would require living together and admitting it's fucking weird to live together as a romantic couple and not be sexually attracted to each other. Right now they can blame being long distance but that's more of a strategy then a hurdle.

But narrowing her focus already failed with the B-movies. It doesn't matter whether she's narrowing or expanding her focus, it's gonna fail if she is unmotivated to do proper research. A rotten personality ruins everything that they touch.

In plus, Youtube keeps going down the shitter so she's better off doing something from scratch.

 

[Random Internet Person]

But narrowing her focus already failed with the B-movies. It doesn't matter whether she's narrowing or expanding her focus, it's gonna fail if she is unmotivated to do proper research. A rotten personality ruins everything that they touch.

In plus, Youtube keeps going down the shitter so she's better off doing something from scratch.

About that, does she have anything she covers that YouTube can just use to put her on stage to pretend that they haven’t gone fully corporate?

 

[deeman]

I think that Lupa should branch out instead of sticking to a niche and review things she's actually interested in. I thought her Charmed reviews were funny because she loved the series even though it had many flaws.

Makeup tutorials

 

[KrewlKween]

I just thought of something. The best way to get inflated views is ride a wave of topical stuff. Hence why her best video ever is CTC. She has been yapping about Cats on Twitter, why the fuck isn't she doing a Cats video? Everyone is doing a Cats video right now. I watched one that popped up from a channel that I hadn't seen in a while and I think his style sums up the difference between Lupa and the next level of review. It was a 25 minute or so review about the movie trailer but he spent the first half of the video explaining who Tom Hooper was, what his style is, and how that might translate to Cats in a bad way. I learned something. I hadn't connected the dots in Hoopers directorial style. Lupa thinks she does background dives but they only ever scrach the surface if they're there at all. I get that it's her style to do freeform kind of rants but that kind of stuff is not popular outside of people with natural charisma. Lupa will never have that natural charisma so she needs to focus on pulling with knowledge.

 

[Urist Steelthrone]

The theme of this thread is that there's no hope for Lupa. The only way to her to improve is to look inside herself.

She also needs to stop playing it safe:

• She needs to forget about Brad
• She needs to marry Phelous.
• She needs a deeper understanding of what she is reviewing or do something other than movie/tv reviews.

(I'm not saying I have hope. It's looking really grim.)

 

[Someone in a Tree]

keep her twitter to promoting new videos

If the cows who have threads on Kiwi Farms limited their Twitter activity to just promoting their work instead of using it as a living document of their spergery, their threads would all be 75% shorter. The only reason Allison has a thread is because she wouldn’t shut up on Twitter following CtC.

 

[DrunkenDozing]

I swear this is going to end with Lupa confronting Doug, Rob and Brad in person, drunk and ranting at them as they come out of the theater for a midnight screening. Shes too much of a pussy to do anything noteworthy herself but she will likely try to push/slap at them and when they defend themselves shes going to try to sue for assault. This is going to take a while to build to this, if it ever does but the opposite, her giving up and fading away gracefully, is never going to happen either.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Does she even live in Illinois? Spoony idiotically deciding to buy a big house in Chicago for no clear reason was one of the key reasons behind his downfall. Everybody is leaving the state on account of it having the highest overall tax burden and second shittiest housing market in the entire country. If you're a failed internet reviewer and you live there you're even more of an idiot than you would be otherwise.

 

[Travoltron]

Does she even live in Illinois? Spoony idiotically deciding to buy a big house in Chicago for no clear reason was one of the key reasons behind his downfall. Everybody is leaving the state on account of it having the highest overall tax burden and second shittiest housing market in the entire country. If you're a failed internet reviewer and you live there you're even more of an idiot than you would be otherwise.

Yes, both she and Spoony moved from Arizona to Illinois for some reason. It's believed that Lupa did it to get closer to Brad.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Yes, both she and Spoony moved from Arizona to Illinois for some reason. It's believed that Lupa did it to get closer to Brad.

I didn't even know she was from AZ. What a dumbass. She's probably only still there so she can angrily shake her fist at Doug Walker's new studio because there's no reason for any sane person to stay. Everyone around Lupa's age is leaving.

 

[Schmeckel]

Since Lupa is not suited for movie/tv show reviews, what do you suggest that she does instead?

German scat porn.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Remember the time Brad punched Lupa? lol

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Spoiler: Full blooper

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lol, what year was that filmed?

The Room blew up not because of Channel Autism but because of Adult Swim showing it.

You know what's funny is I was one of the few people to have actually heard of The Room before Adult Swim.

Someone mentioned it on AICN once circa 2008, I looked it up on imdb, saw that poster with Tommy's weird face, I was like "what the fuck is this?" and that was that, sadly I didn't think to look it up on Youtube or anything.

But later when I heard about the Adult Swim airing, I was like "oh yeah, it's that thing"

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I swear this is going to end with Lupa confronting Doug, Rob and Brad in person, drunk and ranting at them as they come out of the theater for a midnight screening. Shes too much of a pussy to do anything noteworthy herself but she will likely try to push/slap at them and when they defend themselves shes going to try to sue for assault. This is going to take a while to build to this, if it ever does but the opposite, her giving up and fading away gracefully, is never going to happen either.

I'm surprised that none of the drama with CA has resulted in violence yet. Given just how much anger, spite and resentment there are between so many different parties. Lupa is the pinnacle of it given just how vindictive she is.

 

[DecimatedFerret]

I'm surprised that none of the drama with CA has resulted in violence yet. Given just how much anger, spite and resentment there are between so many different parties. Lupa is the pinnacle of it given just how vindictive she is.

It really shouldn't. People have a natural aversion towards violence, people who love to spew venom even more so. You'd have to be an exceptionally stupid sperg to take it to that level.

 

[I Love Beef]

I get that it's her style to do freeform kind of rants but that kind of stuff is not popular outside of people with natural charisma. Lupa will never have that natural charisma so she needs to focus on pulling with knowledge.

I feel she did, she ruins it however with her shitty sense of taste. She was alright with her natural hair color and she should have branched out more regarding hairstyles. Nowadays she looks like a reject wannabe anime character from a hack job amerime weeaboo and with shitty curls that don't look anything pretty. Oh, you mean that kind of charisma. Lupa seems like the kind of woman who would have done acting, but since she gave that up for shitty hack imitator AVGN wannabe reviews, that's what you get, really.

It really shouldn't. People have a natural aversion towards violence, people who love to spew venom even more so. You'd have to be an exceptionally stupid sperg to take it to that level.

On one hand, I'd say something about doubting you about that. After hearing that CTC was about Mike and Rob hiding away Jewario's stint as a pedophile, I'm sure there are plenty who wouldn't hesitate to see both of them suicide in Minecraft by bullets in the back of their head while they float facefirst in their backyard pools. On another, you're right; the mouthy raving rabid ranting nerd smartasses that includes Lupa are too gallless to actually be physically fit and able to give Doug and friends a faceful of fist, along with being stupid enough to have self pity by joining up with them in the first place. I don't condone violence, but man, sometimes motherfuckers need a punch in the face to let them know "yep, you done fucked up". Time and place though, I know.

 

[Vampirella]

It really shouldn't. People have a natural aversion towards violence, people who love to spew venom even more so. You'd have to be an exceptionally stupid sperg to take it to that level.

It's more likely she jut ugly cry and run away.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Lupa will never get violent. But I wouldn't totally put it past her to "accidentally" spur someone to it. That seems far more likely. She strikes me as the sort who fantasizes about exactly that sort of thing. And if she heard about it, she'd probably tweet that gif of Kim Kardashian going "It's what she deserves." Or some shit.

 

[CWCissey]

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[DecimatedFerret]

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