Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Ellesse_warrior]

I feel like between the lupus, arthritis, and allergy complaints she really ought to be on prednisone. Then at least she won't have to deal with people saying how healthy her poor little body looks, they'll be more worried about, "Holy fuck what happened to your face?"

moon face and a bad attitude don't get internet asspats though

 

[eternal dog mongler]

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She...should have a hydrocortisone rescue injector to use in the case of adrenal crisis. This is the second time someone's found her unresponsive and she didn't mention it either time.

It's interesting that there's some plausible stuff in her history. Addison's can be caused by infections and opioid medications, and she's had plenty of both. Addison's, gastroparesis and Chron's flares are all treated by hydrocortisone, which can then lead to peptic ulcers and pancreatitis. Then there's that poor little adenoma that she never seems to talk about.

Yet it's mysterious how she never gets sick while traveling the world but somehow is in the hospital about half the month while she's in Cardiff. I honestly think she's combining actual sickness, munching and self-injury. Likely by picking and altering her hydrocortisone doses to cause symptoms. As in, not taking it so she has an adrenal crisis when she knows she's sure to be found and rescued.

e: oh, and should add that she's undoubtedly drug seeking as well

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

JFC who even takes pics of dying family members? What a douchebitch..

Redditors. Redditors do that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/lastimages/
Lots of pics of terminally ill suffering people to be found in this sub. I'm sure that's how they'd want to be remembered.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Is sepsis the new trendy must-have?

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And how dare this old woman? Doesn't she know that Cherie is the only one allowed to make a scene and film herself while screaming and crying?

The old woman probably has dementia of some kind and can't help it, unlike self-obsessed Munchie twenty-something here. I wonder, are they even self-aware enough that they can be in a room with someone truly sick, at the end of any useful or enjoyable life and not realise how much they are wasting the best years of their own lives with this fake illness/self-induced illness theatre they're addicted to?

PL: When I was seriously ill at the hospital and had a temp of 40-41 °C I wasn't even able to talk coherently let alone type a whole paragraph on my phone ... oh Cherie - what a hero, what a warrior, much strenght.

Yeah, that's the first thing that always pings my bullshit-radar - people who claim to be seriouslly ill or in pain or running an insane fever yet manage to keep up a running commentary along with artfully posed selfies from the hospital. Anyone who has actually been really sick or had cause to visit people who are knows the last thing anyone has energy for in that scenario is running an Instagram account. Most people with don't really want the entire internet to see them at their absolute worst/hospital bedraggled either.

 

[Cold Waffle]

Sarah Jean uploaded a video that features her talking about retiring Freckles as a "service dog." She explains that she's started using her chair more instead of using Freckles. It's about a 50/50 split between Freckles and the wheelchair, according to one moment in the video, but then she says that she's worked maybe a couple times in the past two months. Freckles has a thyroid issue and has gotten too fat to do dawrg things. Yadda yadda, etc. Fat retiring Freckles bit starts around 6:45. The rest of the video is just errands and other boring filler.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

A thyroid issue can be a pretty good non-specific disorder that most people wouldn't know anything about but you could use for this kind of thing. Well played, Freckles.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Sarah Jean uploaded a video that features her talking about retiring Freckles as a "service dog." She explains that she's started using her chair more instead of using Freckles. It's about a 50/50 split between Freckles and the wheelchair, according to one moment in the video, but then she says that she's worked maybe a couple times in the past two months. Freckles has a thyroid issue and has gotten too fat to do dawrg things. Yadda yadda, etc. Fat retiring Freckles bit starts around 6:45. The rest of the video is just errands and other boring filler.

Good for Freckles, no more having to catch SJ's drunk ass when she falls off bar stools. I'm sure it'll be left to Evil dad to look after him now that he's no longer a viable accessory for SJ.

 

[Maxie]

Guessing the fact she could never take Freckles to work was an eye opener. Let's just hope she really let's her retire and doesn't stress Freckles out by getting a new dog to train right away.


In other news SOS doesn't like her low profile tube because she can't drain from it. We should all feel sorry for her.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Am I the only person here who thinks maybe these folks shouldn't be allowed to drain their stomachs? Seems like a big deal if they mess it up.

 

[Cold Waffle]

Good for Freckles, no more having to catch SJ's drunk ass when she falls off bar stools. I'm sure it'll be left to Evil dad to look after him now that he's no longer a viable accessory for SJ.

Freckles never really was a service dog. Just a reasonably well behaved pet. Evil Dad likes to take the dogs to the dog park and stuff, so she should be happy in retirement without SJ trying to crush her

Guessing the fact she could never take Freckles to work was an eye opener. Let's just hope she really let's her retire and doesn't stress Freckles out by getting a new dog to train right away.


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I wouldn't put it past SJ to get another dog. The wheelchair shtick should be enough to entertain her. She's been on vacation in Hawaii as of late. She went cliffdiving without incident. She pulled her IV line because it messed up or something. Probably because she wanted to be able to swim without the risk of infection and whatnot. She's truly an idiot.

On the subject of SOS, she's sperging about possible sepsis or something on her instagram stories. Something about her picc line and a fever. She talks about needing three bags of precious live-saving saline in one day. I wonder if she's heard of pedialyte. What an entertaining human.

 

[Allowallaby]

I love munchies and @pastelspoons is too good not to share:

Social media accounts are:
Instagram: @pastelspoons (2.4k followers) , @salineslut (3.4k followers), @dadaslilgoose
TikTok: @pastelspoons (79.6k followers)

Kitty is a 22-year-old, OTT internet EDS warrior and "disability advocate" who loves to tard cum her multiple chronic illnesses and flash her her growing collection of spoonie accessories and toys on her Instagram and TikTok accounts.

Kitty's grocery list of diagnoses include:

• Ehlers Danlos Syndrome Hypermobility Type
• Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome
• Gastroparesis
• Mitral Valve Prolapse
• Asthma
• Occipital Neuralgia
• Irritable Bowel Syndrome
• Sensory Processing Disorder
• Borderline Personality Disorder
• Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
• Undiagnosed Neurological Condition

Here is a very brief timeline of her claimed medical history that I threw together:

Spoiler: Timeline

• 2011: Episodes of fainting begin. “Doctors said it was my anxiety making me faint. I later dropped out of dance due to recurring fainting episodes” Ignored recurring fainting episodes for 6 years before a finding cardiologist willing to Dx with POTS and another year to find a different cardiologist “willing to take on a POTS case”
• March 2017: Dancing on TikTok “4 days after major abdominal surgery” Never specifies what this abdominal surgery is for.
• July 2017: Shares video of ice pack on her head “#syncope #lungdisease #anxiety #depression”
• September 2017: Tonsilectomy, back in hospital shortly after for complications “coughing blood and my lungs are closing off”
• October 2017: “Wore a loop monitor for 14 days which got my doctors the proof they needed to order a tilt table test and confirm my POTS diagnosis”
• Fall 2017: Cut hair to “escape nerve pain in my scalp better known as occipital neuralgia"
• August 2018: Starts using wheelchair.“Can only stand for less than 7 min or I pass out and walking is constantly painful”
• September 2018: Displays her hypermobility “bendiness,” allergy testing, spine injury, cropped picture of “winged scapula” and pictures of braces and other accessories for proof for diagnosis of EDS,
• Summer 2019: Referred to gastro due to “losing weight as well as throwing up most foods”
• Summer 2019: Following gastro appointment “More testing and maybe a feeding tube or TPN… I’d have to go to inpatient for all that” A week later, her port is installed.
• July 2019: Instagram rant about ER wanting to place IV instead of using port. Complains that doctor told her “you have a CHRONIC illness… You’re not ACUTE” and discharged her afterwards. Doctors are well aware that she’s full of it!!!!
• July-August 2019: Attends EDS conference in Nashville, is invited to special research study to take place in October.
• September 2019: Wears neck brace for “Undiagnosed Neurological Condition” – “I go blind when I turn my head too quickly, Almost daily migranes, The collar (neck brace) makes my weird neurological symptoms stop, I’ve never had an MRI, but CT and xray didn’t show anything”
• September 2019: In ER after clogged port “seeped blood all night” Mentions being “huge sepsis risk” and “dehydrating”
• September 2019: "I'm still being threatened with a GJ feeding tube by my gastro and he's in a lawsuit right now cause one of his patients died because they waited too long to treat her"

She has also gone through three #servicedogs in the past 2.5 years:
(Relevant screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/wVrvhhh)

• Summer/Fall 2016: #ptsdservicedog Cope celebrates his first birthday. Cope is never mentioned again after about 3 months.
• Fall 2017: German Shepherd “Harley” is #servicedogintraining for Kitty’s “PTSD and a medical condition called syncope” Harley is last seen on social media 2 months later
• April 2018: Shih Tzu “Cookie” is 8 weeks old and #training to be a #servicedog. Cookie is still in training as of August 2019

A disgusting amount of other screenshots for you to enjoy: Obvious Munchie is Obvious

I've been following this one for a minute and she never fails to deliver.

Update: 3 Months Later
Changed her usernames on social media to:

@dislocatingfairy and @spooniebabygirl (Instagram)

Had a Hickman line installed, fixed again this past month because (of course) she has issues with it. Is obviously angling for a feeding tube, but her gastro is clearly catching on and I’m living for it.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

Update: 3 Months Later
Changed her usernames on social media to:

@dislocatingfairy and @spooniebabygirl (Instagram)

Had a Hickman line installed, fixed again this past month because (of course) she has issues with it. Is obviously angling for a feeding tube, but her gastro is clearly catching on and I’m living for it.

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Pretty sure that conditioning is entirely in your head.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I am taking a stab in the dark that this repost by Paige.
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But you look way to happy for someone with 2 nose hoses and a strangely placed PICC.

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Also, your arent inspiration or someone to look up to. You pulled out your lines so much they casted your arms so you couldn't. Loving that epilepsy tag has stayed with no explanation.

She says she would be unconscious for weeks, but every time she claimed to have sepsis she would be posting regularly, 2-3 times per week. Even while claiming to be unconscious... It was the periods between these exciting battles that she would go radio silent.

Freckles never really was a service dog. Just a reasonably well behaved pet. Evil Dad likes to take the dogs to the dog park and stuff, so she should be happy in retirement without SJ trying to crush her

Freckles wasn't "reasonably well behaved." She was fucking terrified and avoidant. She ignored commands and SJ admit she was "hard headed" and "stubborn." She only behaved well-ish because she's afraid to leave SJ's side because SJ is her only semblance of safety when she's being dragged to Wommart.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Update: 3 Months Later
Changed her usernames on social media to:

@dislocatingfairy and @spooniebabygirl (Instagram)

Had a Hickman line installed, fixed again this past month because (of course) she has issues with it. Is obviously angling for a feeding tube, but her gastro is clearly catching on and I’m living for it.

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I have worked with a young man with Charge syndrome they have dysphagia and choke ALL THE TIME. Funny thing is they don't announce it, fear food or demand things. It's a part of their disorder and will always exist so they learn to deal with it. He purees his foods and eats softer foods (mac and cheese). Dude chokes punchs himself in the chest like Tarzan and goes back to wolfing down food.

 

[Cold Waffle]

Freckles wasn't "reasonably well behaved." She was fucking terrified and avoidant. She ignored commands and SJ admit she was "hard headed" and "stubborn." She only behaved well-ish because she's afraid to leave SJ's side because SJ is her only semblance of safety when she's being dragged to Wommart.

Oh, no doubt Freckles was a disaster of a service dog and has a myriad of issues. I meant that she's not the type of dog who barks at the wind and poops in the middle of Costco. SJ was more of a service human to Freckles in public than anything else.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Oh, no doubt Freckles was a disaster of a service dog and has a myriad of issues. I meant that she's not the type of dog who barks at the wind and poops in the middle of Costco. SJ was more of a service human to Freckles in public than anything else.

I love the "PTSD service dogs" who are afraid of their own shadows. Yeah, that animal is sure going to help your fake-ass flashbacks from that one time someone told you 'no' while it's cowering next to you and terrified.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Had a Hickman line installed, fixed again this past month because (of course) she has issues with it. Is obviously angling for a feeding tube, but her gastro is clearly catching on and I’m living for it.

Guess outpatient providers must be learning about what's up. Everyone I've talked to that still works inpatient has realized that EDS/POTS/GP is the new version of having three dozen medication allergies listed on the chart.

It basically warns everyone you're crazy before anyone actually sees you for the first time.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Guess outpatient providers must be learning about what's up. Everyone I've talked to that still works inpatient has realized that EDS/POTS/GP is the new version of having three dozen medication allergies listed on the chart.

It basically warns everyone you're crazy before anyone actually sees you for the first time.

That moment when you realize that your boring but unfakeable condishuns are not likely to inspire medical neglect. But really, how many people genuinely have those three issues at once? I would hate to know that there are people out there with the "deadly triad" for real who won't be taken seriously. Munchies already ruined fibromyalgia, and now they seem to be coming for eds and pots, but I assume that the GP would be difficult to fake.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

In spite of Falum's Uncle dying, Dad abusing her, brother maybe having a brain tumor, being shipped off to Arizona for Conversion Camp, and her Step dad dying, AND her needing money for a new home?

Falum's family now has a cat

 

[Allowallaby]

Guess outpatient providers must be learning about what's up. Everyone I've talked to that still works inpatient has realized that EDS/POTS/GP is the new version of having three dozen medication allergies listed on the chart.

It basically warns everyone you're crazy before anyone actually sees you for the first time.

It looks like she’s struggling to have anyone buy her garbage anymore. She was so excited to go to this EDS clinic in hopes that they would validate her delusions, but she was referred to a psychiatrist instead. And threw a tantrum.

Imagine being so oblivious to the fact that the problem isn’t the doctors, it’s YOU.