Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

He has no right to talk about this since Kyuranger (a kick ass season btw) already had not only a female green ranger but a squad of nine rangers that weren’t human. Plus, the team was well received by fans who didn’t care if the team wasn’t all humans.

Speaking as someone who's close to Bob in age, he's a gibbering autist for caring about Power Rangers at all.

 

[Water-T]

Oh, all this asspain and hypocrisy from Blob is DELICIOUS.

The very same guy who bitched for THREE AND A HALF HOURS about Batman v. Superman (which is longer than the Director's Cut), is now suddenly not concerned about lore?

The same guy who all but came on the tits of his Rey and Rose Tico action figures when talking about Last Jedi?

LOL. Blob can't even attempt to hide what a fickle hypocrite he is.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Speaking as someone who's close to Bob in age, he's a gibbering autist for caring about Power Rangers at all.

He and Linkara would make a interesting duo, given their fetish for Power Rangers.

 

[Shield Breaker]

He and Linkara would make a interesting duo, given their fetish for Power Rangers.

I feel like getting linkara and Bob together would be the equivalent of bringing Zuul and Vinz Clortho together.

 

[Mola Ram]

I feel like getting linkara and Bob together would be the equivalent of bringing Zuul and Vinz Clortho together.

They'd look better as terror dogs, that's for sure.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Why does it feel like all the admins fucked off after the leaks?
Update the goddam poll already, holy shit.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Why does it feel like all the admins fucked off after the leaks?
Update the goddam poll already, holy shit.

I want some interesting polls like how what was his hottest take of the decade.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I want some interesting polls like how what was his hottest take of the decade.

“Rise of Skywalker was fine”
As RLM said, despite my disinterest for them from the “consume product” meme being spammed around the internet, “I don’t wanna say if you legitimately like this film you have a low IQ, but if you legitimately like this film you have a low IQ.”

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“Rise of Skywalker was fine”
As RLM said, despite my disinterest for them from the “consume product” meme being spammed around the internet, “I don’t wanna say if you legitimately like this film you have a low IQ, but if you legitimately like this film you have a low IQ.”

"Don't ask questions, consume" is the only thing that matters to Bob.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

"Don't ask questions, consume" is the only thing that matters to Bob.

I bet he would eat cheesecake that’s left out for hours.

 

[Adamska]

I like that they point out how fast Blob speaks. Know who else speaks with equal rapidity? Conmen and stereotypical used car salesmen. Why? It is verbal slight of hand. If you speak quickly and pepper your language with words people aren't accustomed to hearing they don't focus on what you are actually saying. Blob says in 1,000 words what most can accomplish in ten.

Mauler laughs at his Patreon link being perpetually visible which made me curious so I headed over there and am astounded by the fact that people give him that much money. I'm sure after fees and taxes(hope you are paying them Blob or damn...that'll be fantastic) it isn't a luxury life but that is survivable especially when you are basement living.

Late I know. This is what I immediately noticed and apologies if this has been noted here before we are on page 2339 after all.
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He's not looking to make a living on Patreon but his listed goal is to sustain his life through Patreon.

These two blurbs are visible on my side monitor at the same time and that thing isn't that big. Fucking whiplash from the double think. This guy is a real piece of work.

Let me add in this fun little factoid for you: Bobby actually edits his audio on purpose, likely to mimic Yahtzee as well. He intentionally speeds his audio by a small percent and cuts out the natural pauses that any normal person makes when talking.

I mean i don't know for 100% certain, but just jump to the 2 min mark here

(So you don't have give Bob clicks)

And tell me I'm wrong. He outright cites "common boy who gets a mythological sword."

It's lose-lose, because I'm not giving this fuck clicks either unless he can learn the difference between "in depth" and "rambling horseshit". Because for all I liked the TFA stuff he started and refuses to continue on in favor of this low effort shit, he spent a lot of his time whining about HHBomberguy in that one.

And 2 hours on Blob is mimicking fucking Blob. No. No. Noooo.

I bet he would eat cheesecake that’s left out for hours.

He ate chicken he left at room temperature for five days stewing in two hot sauces and taco seasoning before cooking it, so he totally would.

 

[Mola Ram]

Let me add in this fun little factoid for you: Bobby actually edits his audio on purpose, likely to mimic Yahtzee as well.

He may be trying to imitate Yahtzee, but he reminds me of 2 the Ranting Gryphon, who used this same editing trick while cosplaying as Spider Jerusalem, all while being an out and proud furry. Not someone you want to emulate, Blobby.

He ate chicken he left at room temperature for five days stewing in two hot sauces and taco seasoning before cooking it, so he totally would.

I bet that chicken looked like a John Doe in a body bag that was exhumed after two weeks in a Potters Field. And he ate it anyway.

 

[King Dead]

I like that they point out how fast Blob speaks. Know who else speaks with equal rapidity? Conmen and stereotypical used car salesmen. Why? It is verbal slight of hand. If you speak quickly and pepper your language with words people aren't accustomed to hearing they don't focus on what you are actually saying. Blob says in 1,000 words what most can accomplish in ten.

That might explain why he likes TROS so much. It's edited in the same rapid-fire manner so that you can't focus on anything, giving the illusion that you watched a fun movie until you actually stop to think about how much nonsense got spewed at you.

Either that, or he just has a low IQ. Or both.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That might explain why he likes TROS so much. It's edited in the same rapid-fire manner so that you can't focus on anything, giving the illusion that you watched a fun movie until you actually stop to think about how much nonsense got spewed at you.

Either that, or he just has a low IQ. Or both.

The movie was also incredibly stupid putting aside the piss-poor editing, not that Bob cares given his loyalty to sucking Disney cock.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Robert (and other internet lefties) talks about how great it is/would be to have unrestricted access to various EU countries, but he rarely leaves his basement, let alone tours the world.

Twenty minutes in and I stumbled upon this.

Bob has been staning for Cahiers Du Cinema ever since Game Overthinker, but I doubt he's ever read it.

 

[Flexo]

It's lose-lose, because I'm not giving this fuck clicks either unless he can learn the difference between "in depth" and "rambling horseshit". Because for all I liked the TFA stuff he started and refuses to continue on in favor of this low effort shit, he spent a lot of his time whining about HHBomberguy in that one.

It's the unlisted video so the clicks don't matter.

Also that's the one where he complains about IHE, not hbomberguy.

Besides I said you can just watch the first 5 min for the Arthur point.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Somebody should make a L4D2 mod where Moviebob (aka @AnOminous) is the Boomer

 

[Imperial Citizen]

I want some interesting polls like how what was his hottest take of the decade.

It’s a toss up between “What would Mario and Link think about us?”, his lamenting about how Nazis tarnished eugenics, or his rant about losing “the future I earned” to the wasteland ghouls.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

It’s a toss up between “What would Mario and Link thinkabout us?”, his lamenting about how Nazis tarnished eugenics, or his rant about losing “the future I earned” to the wasteland ghouls.

The future I earned definitely. I never thought anything could be as stupid and challenge as Mario and Link sperging or his enduring eugenics tweet.

 

[Jack Awful]

The future I earned definitely. I never thought anything could be as stupid and challenge as Mario and Link sperging or his enduring eugenics tweet.

I like his "there's no bad tactics, only bad targets" tweet.
Perfectly encapsulates his "tolerance for me, but not for thee" philosophy and his cruelty towards those he doesn't deem worthy.