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Spoiler alert: Jake isn’t exercising.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
- Thread starter chimpburgers
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- Sep 21, 2014
He's not capable of going anywhere without someone driving him, so I'm pretty sure if he were going to the gym we'd be seeing tweets about him having to miss it because family/medicabs let him down.
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You mean, Hot Pocket lifts and spanking it to photos of Chelsea don't count as exercise?
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Here is some fluid someone told you is cherry juice --> Here is some person who tells you he is a woman.
You examine the color and consistency of the liquid and see that it is nothing like cherry juice --> You examine that person and conclude that he can't be a woman at all, because women don't have beards.
You further test the liquid to determine its exact character --> On further questioning, you see this person is profoundly mentally ill and is simply out of touch with reality.
I think Jake should think out the implication of what he says.
You examine the color and consistency of the liquid and see that it is nothing like cherry juice --> You examine that person and conclude that he can't be a woman at all, because women don't have beards.
You further test the liquid to determine its exact character --> On further questioning, you see this person is profoundly mentally ill and is simply out of touch with reality.
I think Jake should think out the implication of what he says.
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If he did that, would he have a thread here?
I get that people sometimes call it "tranny fluid," Jake, but I don't think drinking Dexron III is going to turn you into a woman.
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Don't be a negative Nancy! Let him try.
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He actually thinks others would peg him as a sex worker. I would say brain damage first.
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If he was, we’d be hearing about how his horrible abusers won’t pay for liposuction.
There’s nothing anomalous about a bald man with a beard having male genitalia.
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I know his shout out to Marriott was a few pages ago, but I'm a sped and can't keep up. Marriott?
I'd really have pegged Jake as a Hyatt girl - y'know, like li'l Jenny Pritzker.
I'd really have pegged Jake as a Hyatt girl - y'know, like li'l Jenny Pritzker.
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A while ago Marriott hotels announced that they were training their staff on how to notice sex workers and then call authorities in order to combat trafficking.
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Jake thinks he's the Xavier of this story, when really, he's just Morph.
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He's got so little clue about the outside world, he thinks transgender streetwalkers are white.
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Jake pretends to be a human with human friends and human social interactions
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Can someone explain what Jake means when he says his email accounts are being DDoSed? He mentions it quite often and it doesn't make any sense.
If the email account you do business with has been malfunctioning for a year and you still can't get round to fixing it, you're a dogshit freelancer and you deserve to fail.
Further evidence that Jake doesn't actually need money.
Further evidence that Jake doesn't actually need money.
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He's talking out of his ass as usual. He probably improperly configured something on his end and hasn't been bothered to fix it or the service he uses sucks real bad and they can't be assed to fix it.
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Do you ever wonder if he plays all of this out beforehand with puppets he pretends are his friends? Or does he just imagine that this is how it'd be to not be a troll in a cave?
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Well, one possibility is that the 24 guys who make up Gamergate are DDoSing Gmail.
More likely, it's the same thing he complained about earlier this year:
His own Twitter spamming reflects back and drowns out any legitimate content.