Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

He does in my head. I can't see the word 'plight' anymore without chuckling.

 

[drain]

He does in my head. I can't see the word 'plight' anymore without chuckling.

That, and ''bias'', ''publicity'', ''stunts'', ''bigot'', 'and ''cockblocked''

 

[BIG DADDY]

Agreed. He doesn't value non-sexual relationships, certainly not with women, and he won't have any male friends unless he gets compensated somehow. Like most incels he's only focused on sexual intercourse, which leaves him not only blind to the troves of people around him who might help him become a better person, but makes him a 5'2" lighthouse masturbating 360º. Even with Bethany, when he found someone with his same last name he thought "Hey, we should date". There wasn't a passing thought where he said "Hmm, this person could be my cousin, let's say hello." It makes me wonder if he's ever creeped on his adopted sister. Maybe that's why he was so mad about the wedding? Maybe he thought "We're not actually related, so we can bang."

And I love the disconnect with his own thoughts. He complains about being an incel, but women who do the same are "whiners" because they can have sex whenever they want because they're women. He doesn't understand that there are some women who can't do this for various reasons, sometimes because they're not attractive. But if these "4s or 5s" come to Russ wanting a relationship with him, he dismisses them out of hand. He's not even consistent with his own beliefs.

Russell Greer will die alone and unloved. I don't think he'll ever realize this.

It wouldn’t matter if his sister was even related. I knew an incel who got mad and depressed when he found out his attractive blonde sister was having sex. He would talk about how important her purity was to him all the time before this. Judging by his interactions with his bio sister 100% Russ would do the deed Lannister-style if he could.

 

[DarkAlien]

Reading is hard

 

[DrJonesHat]

That, and ''bias'', ''publicity'', ''stunts'', ''bigot'', 'and ''cockblocked''

We should compile a Russell Greer to English Dictionary.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

It wouldn’t matter if his sister was even related. I knew an incel who got mad and depressed when he found out his attractive blonde sister was having sex. He would talk about how important her purity was to him all the time before this. Judging by his interactions with his bio sister 100% Russ would do the deed Lannister-style if he could.

Don't forget our boy @marjansiklic begging his mom to relieve his sexual frustrations

”I asked my mother to have sex with me during that horrible year of 2011 out of pure desperation, twice, and once in 2012...Which she should have done. The fact that she didn't shows just how much she cares about me and my frustration. In any normal country she'd be killed for that alone.”

 

[The Great Citracett]

Fuckin' stoked for a big Christmas meal:

Spoiler: Fuck yeah

 

[Lady Beaver]

Someone finally said what we were all thinking!

 

[drain]

Fuckin' stoked for a big Christmas meal:

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Spoiler: Fuck yeah

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Why weird, ugly and socially inept people ALWAYS take selfies with the phone camera just inches away from their faces, while facing it completely? If I had a messed up face like him, I would at least try other favorable angles and take my pictures few more inches away from my face, you know? Looks like he wants to assure us all of how fucking deformed his head his, look at how tiny the headphones got when compared to his humongous head jesus fucking christ

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

You have no friends.

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EVERYONE complains about dating in one way or another. Not everyone gets called an incel.

Something tells me that Russ gets called out on it for doing something a little more specific than complaining about dating in general. And also because he 's involuntarily celibate, the literal definition, unless he has $$$$ in his wallet (he doesn't).

 

[Time To Think]

Fuckin' stoked for a big Christmas meal:

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How can he look through those glasses without going nuts? Even his glasses look greasy.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Some random stuff I forgot to post earlier:

 

[Bridgeburner]

Someone finally said what we were all thinking!

So, can someone explain to me, from his point of view, what does he get from statements such as this one? It's not even directed at her like 'jawai you're my wife/I'm going to murd, erm marry you', which would kinda make sense (if you're an obsessed fan), but I can't wrap my head around this one. Does he just get off on seeing it written that she's his wife even though he will never be within spitting distance of her?

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

So, can someone explain to me, from his point of view, what does he get from statements such as this one? It's not even directed at her like 'jawai you're my wife/I'm going to murd, erm marry you', which would kinda make sense (if you're an obsessed fan), but I can't wrap my head around this one. Does he just get off on seeing it written that she's his wife even though he will never be within spitting distance of her?

How dare you question his status as a sexual deity.

At least, that’s what he tries to present.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

How can he look through those glasses without going nuts? Even his glasses look greasy.

They also look like the same broken ones. FFS, spring for a new pair that might emphasize your sped head a bit less.

 

[Crispeacock]

I love the fact Gristle is probably at "home" in his goblin cave, not even at his parents for Christmas, quietly wanking into a sock about taytay instead of having a nice turkey dinner.

PS yes I know he said hes having one, but hes a bad liar, where is he having one, hes not going to have it with his flatmates, or alone. He's mostly likely eating his own cum and crying into a waifu of taytay.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Some random stuff I forgot to post earlier:

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In reference to the wreck, not Rusty, the pile up, it happens because in that particular region you are in the mountains. Peaks and valleys particularly in the Appalachians cause a good bit of thick fog. I had a dear friend who got caught up in one of these several years ago. These happen because drivers literally can’t see the disaster before them.

Oh, that’s right. You don’t drive.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Billie Eilish “flipping sucks” and she’s “weird all-around.”

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Billie Eilish “flipping sucks” and she’s “weird all-around.”

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Not enough teeth, doesn't show off her body, probably wouldn't accept venmo dollars, and isn't a model or cheerleader, 0/10! What's even the point of such a female?!

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I love the fact Gristle is probably at "home" in his goblin cave, not even at his parents for Christmas, quietly wanking into a sock about taytay instead of having a nice turkey dinner.

PS yes I know he said hes having one, but hes a bad liar, where is he having one, hes not going to have it with his flatmates, or alone. He's mostly likely eating his own cum and crying into a waifu of taytay.

I have a cousin who used to be involved in drug dealing and he did a couple years in prison. The first time he got caught and was sitting in jail awaiting arraignment or whatever the next step was, he sat for a few weeks and Thanksgiving was part of that time. He said the jail gave all the inmates a couple slices of oscar meyer turkey (as in the cheap sandwich meat you use for a kindergartner's lunch) that was microwaved for 30 seconds, topped with about a dixie cup's worth of cold gravy.

I like to think that is all that is available to Russ, but he won't have even that much becaus the microwave is in the kitchen and using it would mean facing his roommates.

And we can all assume Maddox gets very grumpy around the holidays and doesn't want Russ bothering him on top of all the other roommates in the house.