Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Yep, people here are forgetting the lure of fitness accessorizing to people who actually do not exercise but think if they buy the right shit, they will become a Person Who Exercises. It's like a cargo cult mentality. Fit people you see in ads and on Instagram have all this shit (because they shill this shit), so to be fit, one must have this shit (the actual exercising is an afterthought). It's the same as the way they all chug protein shakes on top of their meals instead of just eating better meals - protein shakes are the number one thing the industry and every crappy Insta-trainer with zero real life clients pushes. So you see people who just need to consistently cut some calories and stick to an exercise plan signed up with jugs of the overpriced whey crap because they have made an association with this stuff and fit people.

It's also that time of year when overweight people start to swear that next year is the year they will get fit, buy a gym membership - in other words it's prime sales time for anything regarding fitness so these companies are sending stuff to get in the line of sight of the hopeful yet terminal fatties who may snatch it up in a post-Christmas binge panic. Outside of their fans and weirdos like us Kiwis who have a fascination with trainwrecks, really bobody has heard of Chantal and her ilk so it doesn't really hurt their brand. The person who buys a bottle off Amazon is probably never going to stumble over Chinny's insane mug next to the CW logo and make the association.
It’s pretty much the standard that if a company tries to sell you something based on the idea that all the pros in _______ hobby or industry use it, you can bet you will only ever see posers and tryhards with it. Just their way of selling you the ‘lifestyle experience’ of whatever circle you want to join, without you doing any real work.

Wanna be an artist? Don’t work diligently for years studying and improving, just buy two hundred dollars of the latest fad marker set.

People serious about fitness spend their money on actual equipment/meal prepping/the gym, not on fancy water bottles. Water is water.
 
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For the love of god, no. We all saw what happened last time.
 
Hantel hasn’t mention New Years resolutions as she has in the past. 2019 was hilarious with the weight-loss goals, vegan/not vegan/ghost dieting stuff, ending in a flame-out with about 80 lbs gained.
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What’s your prediction, girls, for our favorite hambeast in 2020?
Reflecting back, 2019 has been an utterly delightful tsunami of insanity from our Poutine Queen. It's actually pretty amazing how much ridiculous nonsense she managed in just one short year. She started off very optimistically with her vague but grand plans of a "Journey to Healing", immediately failed at several fasting attempts while dreaming of being bikini-ready by summer, then her rollercoaster flew off the tracks spectacularly and here we are.
This year has taken so many absurd twists and turns, perhaps I (or someone) should do a quick year-end summary to chronicle 2019's dumpster-diving, ghost-consulting, grape-fasting, gravy-drinking, diet doctors, meat-EAITING while preaching on IG about veganism, and her harrowing cheese-related trips to the Psych-Emerg.

For 2020, I predict:
  • Our Gravy Maven will have a bitter falling out with AmberLynn and will angrily expose several of their private DMs. Amber will continue to ignore her, enraging her further.
  • As she gains more attention, the FA community will turn on her and Chantal will publicly disavow it.
  • Another smug and short-lived attempt at veganism to regain the followers lost after disavowing FA.
  • Peetz will get his drivers license and we will never hear from him again.
  • Another major health scare.
  • She will finally outgrow her binging shirt (yet still claim to be maintaining her weight) and will graduate to muu-muus.
  • The roaches in her apartment will claim Squatters Rights and evict her.
  • She will attempt to get weight loss surgery, but be ultimately be denied: setting off a spiral of crazy the likes of which we've never dared to imagine.
 
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For the love of god, no. We all saw what happened last time.

This can’t possible go wrong. She has no idea what she is doing and knows nothing about it, but will still do it. I look forward to this trainwreck.

Like veganism, dumpster diving and FA, she’s only trying to be another clone of a successful channel. As has been often stated, she has no original ideas of her own.
 
ah yes, Chantal ASMR. A 400 pound tub of lards laboured breathing to sweep me into a gentle sleep, with the melodic whisper of a shart sprinkled in between for sweet feeder dreams.

edit: has she ever gotten drunk in a vid before?
She wanted to have a wine in her famous cheese cemetery video, she bought a bottle but she didn’t have a bottle opener so she drank grape juice.
 
She “doesn’t drink” now apparently, according to her NYE hotel post, but she used to get fucking smashed on cheap vodka according to the famous threesome wrecked bathroom story. She also smoked weed. Makes me wonder how much she does off camera seeing as others have noted that she appears to be in altered states during her live streams but attributed that to opioids or psychiatric drugs.
 
Idiots (and not just super Youtube mega deathfat hypergrade morons like Amberlynn and Chantal, but your vast vast garden variety of generic, everyday real life dummy as well) are all too ready and willing to buy up every fitbit, garmin watch, trendy name brand water bottle, stretchy yoga pant or sportswear top, flashy running shoes, etc etc etc and get excited and bubbly because OOOH DID U SEE THIS ON INSTAGRAM? or OMG MY FAV YOUTUBER HAS THE SAME THING!!
That is really it.

“Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And do you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It’s freedom from fear. It’s a billboard on the side of a road that screams with reassurance that whatever you’re doing is OK. You are OK.”
 
That is really it.

“Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And do you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It’s freedom from fear. It’s a billboard on the side of a road that screams with reassurance that whatever you’re doing is OK. You are OK.”
Mad Men is so good.
 
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Good Lord. Another poll she won't make. I wonder what happened to the salmon from days ago? Still thawing on her counter?
Give it a rest Chantal -go get the Whoppers you crave.
Is she trying Keto again? Spaghetti squash and cheese shells for tacos? The beer isn't a good fit for keto, but it looks like she might try to attempt low carb again. And we know how well that went before.
 
Deleted all her posts except for this one. Uh oh, is Chantal attempting to be healthy for her 2020 resolution? You bet your ass.
I hope you charged your phone since posting this.

Back on subject, she’s probably gonna try to get “sponsors” throughout the next year and will continue to do the same things she’s always done. She’s like old school chris Chan. You have a fairly set pattern that leads to chimping but you’re never quite sure how they’ll react. Actually she makes Chris seem like a functioning person, that’s not fair to him.

Lol die Chantal
 
I really don't get why she doesn't include "both" as an option in her polls; she knows she wants to.

I'm curious to see if she takes up drinking; she has not been a teetotaler in her videos, but we only see it a few times a year. Thusfar, alcohol does not seem to be a problem for her; I reckon the eating is so all-consuming that there just isn't room for more vices. But imagine what a mess it would be if she started drinking a couple bottles of Boone's Farm or Smirnoff Ice or whatever cheap tacky fatty drink takes her fancy. Her TMI mukbangs would take on a whole new dimension...

She claims to have been this hard-drinking borderline alkie in her wild clubbing days. However, since there never were any wild clubbing days, I tend to discount her wild drinking tales too...

I suspect she got wasted drunk a few times, to the point of vomiting and hangovers and all the rest, and found that it interfered with her eating too much. Plus, she wasn't going out very much anyway. So she just doesn't bother with it often.

Anyway, I am looking forward to the family video. Those are always great; even Chantal can't fuck up all the lulz and intrigue. Merry Christmas to all.
 
Prediction for 2020: Chantal will find her "edge" again, the one she apparently wielded back in the day with great ferocity. I expect some dabbling in goth makeup and clothes, including a hat phase; more drinking on-camera (which I begged for on here a couple of months ago: Shitfaced Chantal); a rebel-with-no-fucks-to-give attitude; and many fabricated stories of how fuckin' CRAZY her weekends are. It will begin with her regaling us with how INSANE her New Year's Eve was.

Dumpster diving will likely not factor in again, as it would be too ghastly for her black, vampy laquered talons and black, vampy velvet tents. She may do something like songwriting, poetry (which she will share), or striving to become a food blogger (which she will grow bored of updating because it takes effort and consistency). Stories or musings of her bisexual ways will be a part of her mukbangs, in keeping with her new edginess.

Here's hoping, anyway. Merry Krimble, gorls!
 
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