Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[Sausage Link Korean]

here's my maddox roleplay:

> comes home from work
"honey i'm home!"
> no one answers
> no one cares
> dies alone and hated

"Well at least I didn't compromise my principles"

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

here's my maddox roleplay:

> comes home from work
"honey i'm home!"
> no one answers
> no one cares
> dies alone and hated

"But the people who hated me didn't hear my side of the story, so in the end I win!"

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Mental Jess is now married. He spent years trying to get Haley Mancini but nothing ever happened. Dick still has 80s girl. Saddox is a loser all alone for the holidays. His comedy “career” is in the toilet. His only podcast that’s still going is designed to get into Haley’s pants, which failed. He’s going to start off 2020 with jack shit and on the wrong side of middle age. Merry Christmas, everyone!

 

[Pissmaster]

Mental Jess is now married. He spent years trying to get Haley Mancini but nothing ever happened. Dick still has 80s girl. Saddox is a loser all alone for the holidays. His comedy “career” is in the toilet. His only podcast that’s still going is designed to get into Haley’s pants, which failed. He’s going to start off 2020 with jack shit and on the wrong side of middle age. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Does Bad Hombre (Tito312 the pedophile) still love him, at least?

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

"But the people who hated me didn't hear my side of the story, so in the end I win!"

I imagine him monologuing to the camera like the old bitch from Titanic:

"... since anyone liked me"

 

[Sped Xing]

If she was bald and had a painted-on goatee, they'd look very similar

 

[soggy churro]

I just started listening to TBPITU: Uncucked, got to episode 27, and realized Maddox has been a faggot since pretty much the beginning of the show.

I hadn't actually known about madcucks until the lolsuit. What's some of the shit he actually got popular for before the podcast? Was it really just that shitty book he did?

 

[Pissmaster]

I just started listening to TBPITU: Uncucked, got to episode 27, and realized Maddox has been a faggot since pretty much the beginning of the show.

I hadn't actually known about madcucks until the lolsuit. What's some of the shit he actually got popular for before the podcast? Was it really just that shitty book he did?

Yeah, most of us just figured Maddox was doing a character, pretending to be thin-skinned, smarmy, arrogant, and a little creepy. That's how he managed to maintain a fanbase right up until the end.

His book was an actual New York Times Bestseller. That was the apex of his entire career. Before that, he was one of the most popular bloggers on web 1.0, people really liked his work on maddox.xmission.com and even knowing about him gave you some cred online. Of course, he also didn't pull punches and didn't give a fuck about political correctness until he tried to move to L.A. and start an actual career, and got influenced by the legion of pussies at Upright Citizens Brigade, an improv comedy theater.

Thing is, Maddox is just a nebbish nerd. Most of his actual working life has been in I.T., and he's never been able to fully let go of his fedora-tipping lifestyle that some faggot nerd types eventually break free from. Personally, I've gotten the sense that he didn't have such an ego until his first book was such a success. On BPitU, he told a story about when he held a meetup, and he demanded his audience to dress in formal attire to meet him. And... they did, to his amazement. That might be the most humanizing moment for Maddox on all of BPitU. But, that happens to a nebbish nerd who let his ego run wild, and a few years later, he thinks he can just own a harem and destroy his own friend's life because he can't bear to believe that his success wasn't just a fluke.

And now, here we have a middle-aged man who spent his 2019 failing to get into the pants of an aging 5/10 thot who loves Godzilla.

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

To clarify on having an actual NYT bestseller - it was in the "Advice, How-To & Miscellaneous" category. Hit number 2, could never get past whatever the fuck Cesar Milan had farted out that year. Had a look at the current state of that list and it's pretty much just full of cookbooks by people I've never heard of before.

This is similar to when he bragged about his Biggest Debate bonus episode charting on iTunes, and then on closer inspection instead of being in the podcast area where it was meant to be, he had released it as a comedy album and it was just sitting on the list amongst a bunch of 5 year old tosh.o standup albums that obviously nobody is buying.

 

[AnOminous]

To clarify on having an actual NYT bestseller - it was in the "Advice, How-To & Miscellaneous" category. Hit number 2, could never get past whatever the fuck Cesar Milan had farted out that year. Had a look at the current state of that list and it's pretty much just full of cookbooks by people I've never heard of before.

This is similar to when he bragged about his Biggest Debate bonus episode charting on iTunes, and then on closer inspection instead of being in the podcast area where it was meant to be, he had released it as a comedy album and it was just sitting on the list amongst a bunch of 5 year old tosh.o standup albums that obviously nobody is buying.

Remember the Cuckmas Carols album made the same list, and I think actually beat out Maddox's own content. And it was just a bunch of bullshit where the songs were mainly just "cuck" over and over again.

 

[soggy churro]

On BPitU, he told a story about when he held a meetup, and he demanded his audience to dress in formal attire to meet him. And... they did, to his amazement. That might be the most humanizing moment for Maddox on all of BPitU.

Yeah I remember him telling that story after pretending to match Dick on his pickup game while Dick listens in amazement. Did Dick actually buy into that bullshit about all the pussy sadcucks was getting?

On a side note, idk if you guys have listened to the "BPitU Uncucked" but it has all the shit that Maddox clipped out of the original podcast. Like the part where Maddox was white knighting for passed out party girls. Dick said something along the lines of "don't expect not to get raped if you pass out drunk at a party" which is sound advice, just don't fucking trust people. Then there's a short argument between Maddox and Dick where Maddox calls it victim blaming. That shit was on episode 20 or something earlier.

 

[ddlloo]

He's involved in polyamory, and cucks his pathetic lolcow girlfriend with other pathetic women

Just on this, I'm pretty damned certain he's not polyamourous, and slightly less certain he doesn't outright fuck other women without it being a threesome with his partner. And while I don't really like a lot of his views regarding sex/relationships etc, at least he personally goes about that shit in one hell of a better way than most people do: He alludes to his personal shit and speaks about his views, but he pretty much keeps all the details private instead of proudly broadcasting every Xrated moment and the details of those involved. He was extraordinarily mad about some of the shit Asterios was saying, because Dick makes an effort to keep a large swathe of his private life literally that: private. I wish more people had the common sense to do exactly that.

I'm not really sure what the point of this post is. I guess I just want to point out that what you're trying to paint as lolcow behaviour in this case is in fact the opposite of that unless everyone that is into a more casual approach to sex and relationships is a lolcow. The man has shame and knows about boundaries, and goes out of his way not to broadcast every detail of his own personal degeneracy, as it were.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Of course, he also didn't pull punches and didn't give a fuck about political correctness until he tried to move to L.A. and start an actual career, and got influenced by the legion of pussies at Upright Citizens Brigade, an improv comedy theater.

It's crazy how deluded he is about the importance of having "no ads on his website". He's always lauded that decision because it means his creativity is not held hostage to advertisers or corporate backers. That'd be all well and good if it lived in a bubble, but he is held creatively hostage to the UCB tards he wants to get in with. And the twitterati mob who immolates any of its own who stray from the approved messaging on any subject. You want proof? He's doing talks about the "cost of doing comedy".

He autistically acts as though the classic model of advertisers paying him money directly is all that counts. But he changed his comedy and gagged himself from saying anything controversial because the woke crew in LA won't invite him to parties anymore if he displeases them. Whether he's getting paid in cold hard cash or in precious social capital, both are resources for his career, and he let himself be chilled into not saying unpopular things for it.

On a side note, idk if you guys have listened to the "BPitU Uncucked" but it has all the shit that Maddox clipped out of the original podcast. Like the part where Maddox was white knighting for passed out party girls. Dick said something along the lines of "don't expect not to get raped if you pass out drunk at a party" which is sound advice, just don't fucking trust people. Then there's a short argument between Maddox and Dick where Maddox calls it victim blaming. That shit was on episode 20 or something earlier.

And he turned on Dick because what he said was supposedly "against his values", even though it took George 2 more years of doing the podcast and finding out his ex wasn't coming back to him before he conveniently remembered what his values were.

 

[Sped Xing]

Dick and Karl were yukking it up at George in the most recent WATP bonus episode.

A few highlights

"No ads on my website"

"Don't be Maddox," --Maddox

"Writing is thankless"

"I failed out of college to make a statement"

"Figure out your target audience and try to write what you think they will like."

George forgetting the names of the hosts of the show he was on.

"I almost died writing Alphabet of Manliness"

 

[soy_king]

Dick's acting like a lolcow right now

There's a contest on Reddit where Dick is giving away $100 to whomever can scream at someone named Mad Mike the best. Who is Mad Mike?

Mad Mike is just a guy who complained about the show's quality lately. The thread got upvoted pretty heavily, because Mad Mike raised some great points. This week's episode, #185, had a long portion where he had a few furries talk in detail about a furry orgy they had at a convention. It was... more than a little bit offputting, to say the least. If you're already getting disappointed in the show's quality, that's plenty enough to break the camel's back.

So instead of heading off the criticism that the show's been earning over time, Dick's siccing his personal army on u/MadMikeLove, a random-ass Redditor who got a whole 90 karma points on his post criticizing Dick, and paying $100 to do so. That's spiteful as fuck.

(posting this here in the Maddox thread because nobody reads the TDS thread in Multimedia)

Dick's always been a spiteful person, it's kind of his whole shtick. He's attacked anyone who's not only criticized him but have also said that they don't want to get involved in his drama or have associated with Maddox: Chris Ray Gun, Tim Pool, and Boogie immediately come to mind, and as soon as they placate him in some way he immediately pretends as if nothing happened. In a way it's admirable that he's upfront about it, but it doesn't make it any less of a thin-skinned douchey move. Maybe it's different when it's just some redditor rather than a large creator, but I frankly don't see the difference.

 

[Rausch]

Dick's always been a spiteful person, it's kind of his whole shtick. He's attacked anyone who's not only criticized him but have also said that they don't want to get involved in his drama or have associated with Maddox: Chris Ray Gun, Tim Pool, and Boogie immediately come to mind, and as soon as they placate him in some way he immediately pretends as if nothing happened

Dick's an e-celeb and e-celebs have e-drama. I want Dick to keep getting in to e-fights and keeping his friends close and his lolcows even closer. I want to hear from Boogie and The Gunt occasionally and I still want to hear about Saddox and Mundane Matt getting trolled and rekt. You're right that all Boogie did was associate with Maddox but after all the shit Maddox did (and Boogie must know about and know to be fucked up), that's reason enough to talk some shit and doesn't necessarily make you spiteful. Dick didn't even start the collateral damage shit either, that was Baldcucks with the lolsuit and bringing in Dick's company, Asterios' company, Asterios' company's lawyer and even the fucking junior Patreon employee whose job was just to listen to the whining faggotry of George Ouzounian and other spergs with Patreons. Anyway, after that lawsuit, any e-celeb who associates with Maddox is also fair game until the cuck bends the knee.

And I think it's a good thing that Dick makes up with e-celebs and lolcows, because Maddox refuses to associate with people who associate with Dick, so when Boogie talks to Dick about Star Wars, then the king of the cucks gets cucked out of one more of his e-celeb friends. And also, if Boogie hosts Biggest Problem style debates with Dick then Maddox is also getting actively cucked by Boogie! George really is a visionary and a pioneer when it comes to self-cuckoldry.

Maybe it's different when it's just some redditor rather than a large creator, but I frankly don't see the difference.

The Redditor that makes up the premise of that post you quoted is pictured in this thread saying how great he thinks Dick's response to his criticism was. So the whole premise that Dick is nastily going after a fan is just wrong and therefore the rest of that quoted post is, regrettably, terminally gay.

As far as I can see, it is still clearly beneath Dick to resentfully go after fans and former fans who decide to talk shit and he hasn't done it. However, Maddox has shit-talked fans and repeatedly attempted to dox them and incite people to call their employers - and therefore it is presumably very important for George to believe that Dick goes after fans because if he didn't, then that would be a(nother) way that George could be portrayed as morally inferior to Dick and of course, George will never allow himself to countenance the possibility of that. No, everything he's guilty of, Dick must be guilty of, ten times worse, and facts, context and enthusiastic approval of the guy supposedly under assault be damned!

I doubt that we'll ever see Dick start lashing out at fans and trolls, mostly because he seems too sensible for that. He still has his real-world company and if the grift starts drying up at some point for whatever reason, he'd be far more likely to just do a Tucker Max and sensibly take a step back from producing content and occasionally just post some boomer-tier humour on Twitter instead of trying to gay-op his way back to relevance like Maddox and many such cases. In fact, I'd say it's the fact that Dick has had real world success that separates him from most e-celebs. The likes of Maddox, Sargon, Kraut, Milo, Ralph and countless others who had at times made surprising amounts of money on the Internet through Patreon and Superchat shekels, e-begging and general grifting were unable to prevent themselves from having spectacular public meltdowns because they were still basically NEETs and basement spergs distinguished only by having lucked in to some money on the Internet. But they had never gradually developed the ability to handle the natural scrutiny that comes from the people who pay for you to have a reasonable quality of life, so when the people who knew all about them started asking them questions they didn't appreciate, they weren't able to just own it and get on with it and instead started plotting in super secret Discords and Skype groups, followed by extreme gayness and ultimately self-immolation.

 

[PlasticOwls]

In honor of 2020, I wanted to share a Maddox video that still made me laugh out loud. Clip from 2:25

The Best Show in the Universe - Episode 01 - Youtube Kids | Maddox

More info at http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com This is the first episode of The Best Show in the Universe, first mentioned on my website here: http://madd...

youtu.be

The poor indian boy singing the TMNT song is linked here

Little Kid Singing Ninja Turtle Theme Song

Little kid singing the ninja turtle theme song

youtu.be

 

[ButterBar]

Dick and Karl were yukking it up at George in the most recent WATP bonus episode.

A few highlights

"No ads on my website"

"Don't be Maddox," --Maddox

"Writing is thankless"

"I failed out of college to make a statement"

"Figure out your target audience and try to write what you think they will like."

George forgetting the names of the hosts of the show he was on.

"I almost died writing Alphabet of Manliness"

You missed Dick saying, "This is for all the assholes on kiwi farms saying I can only do one thing."

 

[BIG_BRAD]

I doubt that we'll ever see Dick start lashing out at fans and trolls, mostly because he seems too sensible for that.

"sensible" is a very generous way to put it lol

 

[Rausch]

"sensible" is a very generous way to put it lol

I have no context for those images of yours. But blocking someone for one comment is not as un-sensible as screeching in public that you're being harassed by a hate mob of Hitler worshipping incel mass shooters, creeping on their Facebooks and editing pictures with them in while refusing to acknowledge any of the fucked up shit you yourself did. Dick is too sensible for that, as far as I can see. It's not a very high bar of sensible-ness to not get completely assblasted at people trolling you on the Internet.

Another example of Maddox's extremely un-sensible obliviousness:

On his Twitter, he took umbrage at Stefan Molyneux pandering to his base of virgins with rage:



Maddox presumably considers Molyneux a big enough e-celeb to be on his level and he delivers his epic BTFO:

🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ on Twitter

“@StefanMolyneux What do husbands have to do with weight loss, you Nosferatu-looking bitch?”

twitter.com

Women everywhere have been successfully defended on the Internet and they will no doubt be lining up to reward this tough guy for his bold action.

Unfortunately:

Spoiler

Shame about the likes ratio too, Cuckferatu.