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When I said "neat" I meant that there is a level completeness and it doesn't look like the coloring book art of a kindergartner, which is what I would expect from a junkie of her level.
Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy
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As a mutated-looking mope who still acts like a spoiled middle schooler in their emo phase? Yeah, it checks out.
Jokes aside though, I can see what you mean. It's a passable sort of hipster art style the likes of which I've seen in hipster-oriented coffee house murals and decorations. She could definitely make at least a modest amount of money off it if she wasn't a filthy junkie with no ambitions in life.
mx. yuk
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Oh if only she could get rid of Lurch
Having seen this sad decline happening to other girls a few times before, I think Luna is past the point at which getting rid of her boyfriend would be a net positive for her.
There was a point when Lurch was surely dragging her down, but she's so far down the rabbit hole by now, it's actually a good thing that he's still there to go out to the Bronx or whatever and hustle for dope for them. I have no doubt that Luna's piss videos are just side income for them and that most of the dope copping and money hustling is Lurch's responsibility.
Imagine if she had to do that all by herself? At this point, when girls like Luna lose their leech boyfriend, there's no chance they'll clean up their acts. Lurch is just level 1 of the type of man available to a desperate BPD junky with low self esteem, and the other options aren't pretty. He leaves, Luna will level up: I could see her bagging a true and honest street pimp for her next "relationship"
Anyway, hello, thought I'd wildly speculate for my first post on KF.
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Ah yes true and honest art critique, you only have to say so cute! and call it a day. Forget saying "ooh I like the coloring on this piece, or the composition looks really nice but the perspective looks a little off, or luna lay off the fucking heroin and get better at drawing cause this shit looks like a fever dream's retention of some rat turd covered tumblr hipsters" naw man just saying so cute is great feedback!
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Is it cowtipping to buy some of her art? I actually legitimately like it :autism::autism:
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ask yourself this: would i part some of my shekels to a cow and therefore encourage them to continue acting like a cunt- especially if said cow is a well know druggie and will piss it away on smack or some equally stupid shit? If so, I'd say it's a better financial decision to not give them a single penny.
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Or... screenshot her art. Crop that shit. Print it out.
No need to feed into her shitty behavior and love for drugs. And its not like she watermark her art.
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What @THOTHunterAlice said, pretty much, but If you really wanted to, knowing what she'll do with it, It's really your decision. I keep hearing how she doesn't send stuff out on time and tries to milk it for more money, so take that into consideration.
Also do you just like the style or do you want a Luna specifically? I've seen work by other artists with the same style: one of the reasons she'll never really make money with art is that she's so damn derivative and can only do that stupid girl with the runny nose. My advice is to find whoever she ripped off for her style and give them the sheckels. You probably get something done with better technique/materials that actually might appreciate in value.
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hasn't there been multiple people who have bought her art and then had her subsequently fail to send it or take ages to? in the end, no one can stop you from trying, but there's really no guarantee when or if she'll actually send it out, or in what condition.
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dingobaby
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And this way, you know it hasn't been exposed to her grubby mitts and god knows what else
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"How did you get sick?"
"Oh, I got botulism from this art I bought from a uwu junkie princess on the internet."
The thought of what kind of gross would be lingering on anything physical from Luna is terrifying.
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According to lolcow a guy ended up paying more than $100 in shipping cause she kept saying the post office was asking for more.
olybinewski
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Taking Luna's living conditions and lifestyle into consideration, anything she touches for more that the magical 5 Second Rule would qualify as medical waste. I'm almost certain the extra shipping charges reflect hazzard pay for anyone coming in contact with the package.
Selling point the bloody nose is actual body fluid. And lucky art investors could receive a HEP-C positive sample.
Selling point the bloody nose is actual body fluid. And lucky art investors could receive a HEP-C positive sample.
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You forgot that the poor bastard would also get HIV and maybe some tetanus or the clap on the side.
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I'd also be worried that her art supplies are likely stolen and I'd hate to encourage that.
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Bruh...have you not seen her? She's hairy, lumpy, unwashed, fat, hulking, cottage-cheese'd, sagging, etc... These two are 100% in each others' league. Neither looks better than the other.
Lol, who goes into a job interview wearing a tangled up, jersey knit onesie?
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That's easy: someone who's never had a job before.
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If you do please don't post about it here for asspats. There's been a lot of tards who bought stuff from Chrischan and then tried to spin their yarn about their ~experience~ on the forums and 1) no one cares and 2) they were ridiculed for bringing filth into their home.