Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[PatTraverse]

What are you doing with your Christmas, Kiwis? Spending it with family? Friends? Having a relaxing time alone? Because Chantal is spending it showing pics from her youth where she isn't as obese, trying to win some kind of approbation and attention from complete strangers on the internet. Can you imagine showing a bunch of feeder sickos and hatewatchers photos of yourself as a child? Can you imagine doing it on CHRISTMAS DAY? Chantal can:

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I think this is the first picture of hers where she does not have her trademark eggplant head. Quite sad that her physical prime was when she was a pre-teen.

 

[Turd Blossom]

"I'm all over the place today" she breathlessy announces, as if normally she is a bastion of lucidity and level-headedness. Her Mukbang "table" is precariously balanced atop Shakespeare which is a pretty fantastic visual representation of what her life has become. "Thou shall art.. assist my Mukbang" she ever-so-cleverly sharts out with glee.

Today our Mistress of Mukbangs is reviewing "giant cheese shell" burritos and cherry cola, which she helpfully informs us is "keto-friendly" (except for the cola, which is loaded with sugar HEE HEE!!!)
So, let's get to, let's get to another helpful and informative food review from our Grotesque Gourmand:

- On the cola: "MMMMM! This is a natural Coke. So good."
"The metal straw makes everything colder as it passes through". Wat.

- The lime: "I have some lime for decoration, but I WILL use them -HAH HAH!". Advises both us and Bibi, who appears to be somewhere nearby, that putting it in the cola "would be good. It WOULD be good... Putting LIME in this Coke would be REALLY DELICIOUS", to which he responds with: "No."
Bless you, Bibi.

- The "delicious" turkey taco meat she made: "Yum!" and "MMMM!!" respectively. (really giving your thesaurus a workout tonight, Chantal)

- The taco sauce: "This taco sauce is... Mmmm!.. LEGIT!!" "MMMM, Farmboy is such good quality. SUCH good quality."
"TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!" she proudly shouts later while dousing her burrito with even more sauce.

- The burrito: "MMMMM!" (Tries desperately to get Bibi to taste it, he wisely refuses).
"Mmmm. These are so good. Like.. Oh my god."
Gorl, Gourmet is quaking right now with these stellar food reviews.
"Mmmm," she reports after telling us she used 2 cups of shredded cheddar cheese to make these taco shells. Girl is going to spend Christmas in the ER for the massive cheese cork she is creating in her colon. I can only imagine that Bibi is considering strangling her with a Xmas stocking at this point.

..."You SURE you don't want to try any babe?" Chantal pleads before finally telling us the ingredients in the taco meat, which includes catsup and seemingly every spice in her cabinet. "Yeah" he mumbles, clearly wishing she would leave him the fuck alone.
"Mmmm. Fresh, crunchy lettuce, I just bought it today". *Two* descriptive culinary words that are neither "good" nor "mmmm"?? You spoil us, Chantal!

After regaling us with true meaning of Christmas According to Chantal (and giving us the breaking news that she heard Christ might not really have been on December 25th, but she's "not sure") our Poutine Princess, finally free from Bibi's gaze, aggressively pounds down the final taco, tells us she's not full, and ends her Xmas eve feast with:

"That was really good. That was really good, homemade, hit the spot. I was honestly getting really tired of HEE-HEE takeout food!"

This one was worth watching if only for how uncomfortable Bibi's presence clearly made Chantal: the eye-darting was off the charts tonight.
I give it 8/10 mugs-o-gravy for the sheer awkwardness.
Merry Xmas, Kiwis!

 

[Moohaddibbs]

Merry shhhh Christmas shhhhhhh shhhhhhhh

 

[fatfuck]

As 2019 draws to a close here are my favorite moments of our behemoth that I can remember from the top of my head:

1. Spicy noodles ASMR
2. Ghost medium
3. Gym VLOG in her business attire
4. Her Everest plans and her tilted photo of a "hill" she climbed
5. Eating two HELLO FRESH subscription boxes in one day while changing outfits and make up to make it look like another day

Now I would include homeless drama but at this point I'm not sure if this happened this year or the year before. If it happened this year then it would easily be my #1 pick due to how much content that shit produced.

Spicy noodles ASMR is hard to beat. She was crying, had snot running out her nose and into food, and nearly chocked at one point, all while trying to look all dolled up.

Of course her rants are always hilarious and there were quite a few this year, especially at the start of the year shortly after she failed her intuitive EAITING and her various back-to-back fasts and diets.

I don't think much will change in 2020. She'll try out and fail even more diets and walk in circles while gaining weight rapidly.

I'm hoping we'll see her partner up with DGtronic for some super bomb food reviews as they're both from Canada.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

I think she'll continue on being a poutine princess for the 1st quarter of 2020 even if there is a few flip flops here and there. Then she'll have a health problem and have a come to jeebuz moment. Key word- moment. Once the crisis has passed she will resume her consumption of mass quantities. I'm wagering at least 475lbs by (American) Thanksgiving 2020. I'm also predicting the return of Bibi's sister at some point. That's when she goes full crazy because she is out of her comfort zone.

 

[stupid fuck]

she cannot top the spicy noodles.

there is nothing this fat mess can do that can even come close to being as hilarious as that feeder-flavored FacialAbuse fiasco.

 

[January Cyst]

Archive GIANT CHEESE SHELL BURRITOS AND CHERRY COLA MUKBANG!

 

[Punkinsplice]

One of my favorite Chantal momets this year was the pah incident during her post embolism health craze when she was triggered by Yabba. She filmed that short rant where she holds up the sad remnants of that pie and throws Bibi under the bus for eating it. She did the breathless walk up a slight incline during this
period as well, followed by a remarkable 12 hour rage quit from YouTube. Since then, her rage quit period/channel rebrands have been even more frequent.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

There is so many favourite moments to choose from but I think Chantal finally making it into the big league (sic) by being featured on Buzzfeed in a ridiculous pink wig while stuffing her face in cheese is my favourite of them all this year.

The irony of our favorite balding behemoth actually ending at the psych emerg for eating too much cheese, but becoming “popular” while stuffing her face in said food while having so much fake hair on top of her head that it almost hides her massive eggplant face isn’t lost on me.

Rooting for 500lbs and bed bound saga for 2020.

 

[spike23]

Oh look the lying cunt still promoting the coldest.

 

[THOTto]

My favorites tend to be visual so I spoilered most of them. My top pick would have to be the playground where we saw how deformed she is.

Spoiler: Warning fatty inside

In no particular order.
This amazing post by @Captain Ahab

Her cooking video where her top lifts up
Do I even need to say anything?

Shake, shake, shake featuring 3 chins

Edit I also made you guys a Christmas gift

 

[Pout*s*ine]

What are you doing with your Christmas, Kiwis? Spending it with family? Friends? Having a relaxing time alone? Because Chantal is spending it showing pics from her youth where she isn't as obese, trying to win some kind of approbation and attention from complete strangers on the internet. Can you imagine showing a bunch of feeder sickos and hatewatchers photos of yourself as a child? Can you imagine doing it on CHRISTMAS DAY? Chantal can:

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Look, she was a cute teenager in this photo. It all went downhill from there. I mean, sure, she was chubby and probably just as obnoxious as she is today. She probably weighed around 160 in this photo, which is pretty high for a teenager - but if she could have maintained this weight into her thirties, she would have grown up to be a decent looking woman.

Merry Christmas, farmers! May the merry go round continue!

edited because I suck at punctuation.

 

[DongMiguel]

Look, she was a cute teenager in this photo. It all went downhill from there. I mean, sure, she was chubby and probably just as obnoxious as she is today. She probably weighed around 160 in this photo, which is pretty high for a teenager - but if she could have maintained this weight into her thirties, she would have grown up to be a decent looking woman.

Merry Christmas, farmers! May the merry go round continue!

edited because I suck at punctuation.

What's even crazier is that typically people as fat as she is in their 30s, the morbidly obese, were pretty dang fat as kids, too. Just watch an episode of My 600 LBS Life or even the first Slaton Sisters show on TLC that shows Amy and Tammy at around this age - almost universally, these people are huge from childhood to their teenage years and into adulthood. It's rare someone who's chubby gains so much weight they become freakshow size.

Unless this photo was taken after Chantal returned from fat camp. But I don't think so, because I think Chantal was a bit older and gained the weight back pretty quickly (from what her friend said, she returned looking very noticeably skinnier but started eating fast food and drinking excessively and put it back on within months).

 

[The end is nigh]

This is a little off topic but I would like to point this out. Recently I had the privilege in experiencing how easy it is to tear the pcl in one misplaced step which then made me think. If chantal were to fall in anyway it could be life changing. She would end up bedridden and God knows she won't be able to use crutches or a wheelchair. She'll have physical therapy appointments she'll gladly brag about but never go too and on top of it all she'll be a number one candidate for osteoarthritis! She'll be in horrible pain the rest of her life. Most likely she'll abuse the pain meds the hospital or her doctor will give her. Not to mention the eventual skin infections and fungus that will begin to decompose her lard ass alive. I doubt she even knows what tendons are nevermind the terminology of them but it would definitely be the wake up call she's asking for.

 

[TeracottaPah]

She's still going to the wound clinic to get her dressing changed every other day? Hasn't it been like a month since her surgery? Dude deathfat healing is something else.

lol, she put this in her ground beef:

bouillon cube
garlic powder
onion powder
salt
chili powder
paprika
cumin
thmyme

So she basically went with the famous X-Mas recipe "Amber Lynn's Salt Lick Ground Beef".

She needs to combine drinking gravy straight from the container with eating ground beef from the bowl.

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At 15:15 she says "I'm not even full."

 

[January Cyst]

Great Chantal moment @ 1:07 in her new video.
Our favorite pint-sized African walks in, she immediately gives him side eye, he seems startled and you can hear him uttering things like "huh?" and "what?".
She's addressing the audience while she remarks "Putting lime in this Coke would be really delicious" and looks at him, unsure what to say he responds with "hmm".
He's probably not trying to make eye-contact with Chantal while she's sitting in front of her concoction of cheese and meat, knowing that disturbing her during one of her many daily feeding sessions can have devastating effects.

 

[raritycunt]

She lives! See you tomorrow Chinny, go sleep off that extra large Christmas dinner boo!

 

[Punkinsplice]

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She lives! See you tomorrow Chinny, go sleep off that extra large Christmas dinner boo!

Jesus, she looks so creepy in this photo. It makes the caption read like a threat.

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

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She lives! See you tomorrow Chinny, go sleep off that extra large Christmas dinner boo!

along with massively (no pun intended) censored/curated comments (ie: ass pats).
her head is sooooo red. high blood pressure for sure.

I’m always stunned by the full body reveals of her. It looks beyond uncomfortable to be in that.... form....

 

[raritycunt]

The most interesting thing about that photo is the fact that she stood by a Christmas tree on her own on Christmas Day. There is no family or friends next to her with their arms around her shoulders smiling into the camera, this alone should tell her how little she’s wanted around people.