Kiwi Farms Reviews

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Troon OWNS and DECIMATES Kiwi Farms:
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I have never seen this faggot be brought up until now. He's pretty irrelevant, for someone who the farms "oppresses" over.
 
All the telltale signs of a reddit fanfic are there.
Huh. Some good excuses in there. 'There are no nudes of me online, they're all photoshopped.' 'I didn't rape anyone, it was only a stalker pretending to be my ex.' 'I didn't shoplift food, I was distracted being scared for my life.' 'I didn't skip out on the rent, I fled for my life - and my landlady wanted me out anyway.' 'I didn't destroy my life and run back home - someone was threatening my life and I had to go to my family for safety.'

There's room there to explain a great deal - attempts to e-beg, detransitioning to 'hide from my stalkers', nearly anything you could want to try and hide can then be explained away as being misinformation spread by the Evil Farms, and any doubts can be hand-waved as victim blaming.

I mean, tons of troons make up bullshit victim narratives because they want attention, asspats, money and extra crybullying backup. But the details here suggest there's a couple of very specific things this particular troon wants to have a cover for...
 

nsfw
Apologies, wall of text incoming, I'm so sorry...

Recently, I was doxxed by a wonderful user of a certain fruit farming website. They were able to acquire my full name, address, job, phone number, everything - from only who knows where...
The harassment started early in the morning, with several calls. I picked up on the first couple, not knowing who they were.
The second person to call told me that he knew where I lived, and that he was going to kill me. He recited my address, and called me by my name. The call ended with 'its over, tr**ny'.
I was seriously spooked, so I reported the call to the police. They couldn't help much, however, as the caller used a private number. All I could tell was that they were male, as they'd also used a voice changer app.
The calls continued, as well as receiving awful horrid emails, containing photoshopped nudes of myself, grabbed from some of the trans lewd subs, amongst other things. My discord was overwhelmed by message requests, as well as my phone getting a never-ending stream of disgusting texts.
Someone had even called my workplace to tell them that I am apparently a rapist, posing as 'an ex girlfriend'...
So, to try and ignore this, I switched my phone to DND, and went into town to do some food shopping.

I was just on my way home when my phone rang with a different tone - it was my landlady.
Somebody had come to my house, and poured petrol through the letterbox into the house. My landlady smelt this, and went to investigate, opening the door just before a man wearing a black ski mask, and black clothes tried to drop a match...
He screamed at her 'WHERE'S THE TR**NY, IT NEEDS TO DIE', before running away. She went back inside, and called the police, then called me to let me know.

As she told me, I felt sick, I was shaking. I abandoned my groceries and ran to get a taxi home. In the taxi, I also called the police, to explain what had just happened.
I arrived home to my landlady, visibly shaken, and two police officers taking a statement from her, but I ran past them wasting no time to gather my things, and get to a hotel. I didn't feel safe in that house any longer.
As I left, the police asked me to make a statement. I asked them to meet me at the hotel, and left.
I arrived at the hotel, got into the room, and broke down. I vomited as I felt so scared, and just sat in a corner after taking an emergency anxiety pill, until the police arrived.
When they arrived, I explained everything that happened, from the post on KF, to the calls, messages, the man, etc. They took copies of all my messages/call logs on my phone, and informed me that forensics were on the scene to try and find evidence. I was also given a special number to call if I felt unsafe.

So, flash forward to now. I'm still sat in the hotel room, until tomorrow, when I'm going to grab my remaining possessions and GTFO to a family member on the opposite end of the country. My landlady, who may I add is disabled and mostly deaf, has asked me to leave ASAP as she no longer feels safe with me there. She's also gone to a hotel for the night, as the whole house smells like petrol.
And I just feel destroyed, shaken, scared. They, whoever they may be, have won, so congrats! And, I have no idea whether I'll ever feel safe again. I've deleted my old reddit, fb, changed my phone number, email, everything pretty much. Plus, I'm now basically homeless, so that's fun.
All I want to do is exist, is that too difficult now??
I'm out.
 
Troon OWNS and DECIMATES Kiwi Farms:
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I have never seen this faggot be brought up until now. He's pretty irrelevant, for someone who the farms "oppresses" over.

Who the fuck is this troon again? Do we care enough for a thread or is this sped someone's personal La Zorra lolcow? :story:
 
Troon OWNS and DECIMATES Kiwi Farms:
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I have never seen this faggot be brought up until now. He's pretty irrelevant, for someone who the farms "oppresses" over.
Ashy?
 
The only thing better than reading this masterpiece is reading it while playing Sam Hyde music at max volume to emphasise the autistic troon fear the author is trying to convey

Also
My landlady smelt this, and went to investigate, opening the door just before a man wearing a black ski mask, and black clothes tried to drop a match...
He screamed at her 'WHERE'S THE TR**NY, IT NEEDS TO DIE', before running away

Could it be....our champion...our shining knight has finally returned to us?
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EDIT: wait hang on a moment...
My landlady, who may I add is disabled and mostly deaf,

What did the fucking deaf lady lipread the Kiwi Terminator through his fucking ski mask while he was shouting about killing trannies at her?!
 

a man wearing a black ski mask, and black clothes tried to drop a match...

I think I found the culprit.

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His name is Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici, although he goes by a number of aliases, including Isabel Rosa Araujo, Ahuviya Harel, and "ADF." He lives in Portland. He should be considered extremely biohazardous and only approached by a trained hazmat team.
 
I can explain.

I'm a representative for the agricultural division of Bayer. The person in this post had submitted their information for a shipment along with a partnership with our services. The first time I called was to review if I had the right name and address, as I wanted to discuss a few of the contractual obligations upon their delivery. Unfortunately, my vehicle's transmission broke down and I was repairing it while I was speaking. In my excitement as I grew frustrated with the transmission's repairs, I yelled "it's over, tranny" before dropping the phone by accident. I'm sort of clumsy and this isn't the first time I dropped my phone, so that's probably why my voice sounded distorted over the call.

Doing research into my client, I found a few photos from the aforementioned trans lewd subs. Now, I'm no prude, and it's good for our company's PR to have a client to represent the trans community. However, I wanted to verify if the photos were real, so I sent emails to the client to confirm if I could use them for marketing purposes. Lacking a response, I downloaded and used the "Discord" information included with our client's submitted data to contact them with no reply. Frustrated, I called their workplace. I believe I was misunderstood at this point. I was quite upset and was ready to terminate our client's contract. However, I did not call our client a rapist nor did I claim to be their ex-girlfriend. I said they needed a therapist and that I was their "ex" in terms of being an "ex-provider." This information was distorted through a game of telephone.

I felt ashamed of my behavior, so I decided to visit our client's house one more time to talk business. Unfortunately, my car's transmission was finally shot, and in a rage, I ripped it out--along with some other parts--and threw it as far as I could. I apparently didn't know my own strength, and thus I accidentally broke the window into my client's house. Embarrassed, I tried to retrieve it. I soon discovered that the other car parts I chucked with it had spread petrol all over my client's house. The snowstorm at the time (which required me to wear a black ski mask to keep warm) had caused a power outtage, so I resorted to use my lighter to make the room more visible. I only discovered now that petrol is highly flammable, and am thankful to this very day that I did not ignite the fumes. I hope that my behavior of standing in the middle of a volatile, flammable liquid with an active flame demonstrates that I did not intend to set the house alight as our client believed, as I surely would've died painfully if it caught alight.

Still searching, I managed to find bits and pieces of my destroyed car, but I failed to find the transmission after an hour of searching, all while my rage began to build once more. Just then, a woman opened the door to the house to investigate the destruction. Still seething, I screamed "where's the tranny, it needs to die!" However, with the landlord apparently being deaf, I cannot understand how she was able to hear this and relay it to my client. Perhaps she read my lips, but I find that rather hard to believe given the ski mask I was wearing, although I suppose there is the possibility that she read my lips through the ski mask. Regardless, I now realize that it's rather easy to misunderstand my statement, and I do apologize in retrospect.

On behalf of myself and the company of Bayer, I cannot apologize enough for my uncouth behavior and lack of temper. These sort of actions do not represent my company, and if you are reading this, I hope that you will renew your contract with us in the near future. I did not intend to cause any undue duress or fear of death upon you, as I wouldn't for any other client. I personally intend to pay for the damages out-of-pocket, but I cannot do so if my client changes their identity out of fear. Please, if you are reading this, I implore you to contact us again to receive your reimbursement. Once again, I sincerely apologize.
 
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Eskarina73
2 points·2 days ago
I'm so sorry, that's so fucking horrible. There's a Reddit called RBI that might be able to help with this. They call themselves The Reddit Bureau of Investigation, they've made some really cool finds, and they might be able to find this community of doxxers, because it sounds like this person was able to tap into it really quickly and that's terrifying on top of all the rest.. I know your major goal is just to feel safe and sane again, but it might be helpful to figure out what happened and the chain of events/connections. Is it okay if I cross post this?

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My favorite comment:
Ima be honest first, I saw tweet on twitter which led post on reddit, which led to here, and the second thing is I'm not trans myself, so now the rest of my comment.
My ironic comment is: KF is just a place filled with Straight People Stans
My genuine comment: This is honestly just fucked up as hell, just because they're homophobic doesn't mean they have to attempt murder, and if they do this every day, they're basically just an un-paid or a paid assassin, because they knew all of those details, and I think (not sure) if you need all those detaild to actually try to assassinate somebody, but yah, in conclusion, I hope you honestly live the rest of your life happily, and KF just stops existing soon, and have a happy rest of the day (as of reading this comment)
We're more than just hackers... We're also assassins.
 
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The assassin known as Kiwi Farms has caused a random troon great distress:
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Gutian gives Kiwi Farms a negative review, despite the fact that Zed granted his wish of getting doxxed for Christmas:
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"Report Kiwi Farms to the FBI"
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The assassin known as Kiwi Farms has caused a random troon great distress:
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Gutian gives Kiwi Farms a negative review, despite the fact that Zed granted his wish of getting doxxed for Christmas:
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"Report Kiwi Farms to the FBI"
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Pretty sure there's already some poor fed that has to read through our autism on the regular
 
I love how the whole "someone in a ski mask poured gasoline into my mailbox" fanfiction evolved into "they burned down a house and almost killed a tranny". They can't even get fictional facts they have black and white on paper straight.

But I thought we literally just burned the trannies themselves directly. No need to involve innocent buildings.
 
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