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Oh, you were brutally beaten within an inch of your life? Sorry, can’t support you in these trying times... I mean I’m beaten down every day by the cisheteronormative patriarchy, so...Forget just plain old gross, she’s downright exhausting. Every post from her, I find myself sighing and shaking my head. Me, me, me. What are you, 5?
And it’s like she thinks everything's a competition— “oh, your head hurts? Well I have mobility pains!” or whatever she claims she has and bitches about. It’s like how old people grumble with other elderly people. Whatever someone is going through, she has it worse...
... except she doesn’t.
I don’t understand her. I truly don’t.
you’re just saying that because that’s what you’re doing right nowLol @ Staph drinking 300 calorie alcohol drinks at home on the couch with her parents. Hell, it’s more dignified to drink a box of wine in bed alone.
I mean, that is the point of Christmas eve- if you don't live at home, that is.Lol @ Staph drinking 300 calorie alcohol drinks at home on the couch with her parents. Hell, it’s more dignified to drink a box of wine in bed alone.
I think it’s the fact that she’s clearly super excited about drinking but it’s with her parents. Like she’s a 15 year old whose parents let her drink half a glass of wine for Xmas dinner. What do I know, I’m laying in bed pretending to be asleep this fine Xmas morning to avoid my in-laws.I mean, that is the point of Christmas eve- if you don't live at home, that is.
My jaw dropped when I read the first one. What goes through their mind? Why share that?Merry Christmas, Kiwis. Steph brought some Islam to the holiday.
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...again, everything is about her, regardless of how her friend is struggling
Betcha Sexual fluids are another fetish of hers?“moms has to go to the ER and its giving me a headache boohoo” bullshit aside, do you have to specify that its gynecological bleeding? let the poor woman have her privacy, jeez. just because you love talking about whatever fluids come from your genitals doesnt mean your mom does, nor does anyone want to hear about it to begin with
My jaw dropped and then I clapped my hand over my mouth. What the fuck Staph, learn to put a sock in it once and awhileMy jaw dropped when I read the first one. What goes through their mind? Why share that?
Is it slightly more dignified to drink wine straight from the bottle (because lol, boxed wine) in bed alone? Asking for a friend.Lol @ Staph drinking 300 calorie alcohol drinks at home on the couch with her parents. Hell, it’s more dignified to drink a box of wine in bed alone.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Have sweet dreams with this bouncing around in your psyche, thank you for the image Miel.What if:
Staph infection fantasizes about Adam Driver licking the moist fungus from her terrible mammaries???
What if:
Staph infection fantasizes about Adam Driver licking the moist fungus from her terrible mammaries???
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Have sweet dreams with this bouncing around in your psyche, thank you for the image Miel.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!
Since her vagina needs stretching, she CLEARLY wants Adam Driver to either fist it, or pussy rub against his cock.
You are SO welcome.![]()
You're a horrible person and I hopeyou got coal in your stocking.Steph infection visits you in your sleep, you prick.
Eh. Adam Driver is kinda cute in a dorky, nerdy way, but I wouldn't exactly consider him a sex god like Steph does. Like...damn, that's some aggressive horniness there.
I'm surprised she's into Reylo, though. Liking Reylo is a HUGE Tumblr no-no, so I wonder if this new site will be similarly hostile to Reylo shippers.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!
Since her vagina needs stretching, she CLEARLY wants Adam Driver to either fist it, or pussy rub against his cock.
You are SO welcome.![]()