Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Forget just plain old gross, she’s downright exhausting. Every post from her, I find myself sighing and shaking my head. Me, me, me. What are you, 5?

And it’s like she thinks everything's a competition— “oh, your head hurts? Well I have mobility pains!” or whatever she claims she has and bitches about. It’s like how old people grumble with other elderly people. Whatever someone is going through, she has it worse...

... except she doesn’t.

I don’t understand her. I truly don’t.
 
Forget just plain old gross, she’s downright exhausting. Every post from her, I find myself sighing and shaking my head. Me, me, me. What are you, 5?

And it’s like she thinks everything's a competition— “oh, your head hurts? Well I have mobility pains!” or whatever she claims she has and bitches about. It’s like how old people grumble with other elderly people. Whatever someone is going through, she has it worse...

... except she doesn’t.

I don’t understand her. I truly don’t.
Oh, you were brutally beaten within an inch of your life? Sorry, can’t support you in these trying times... I mean I’m beaten down every day by the cisheteronormative patriarchy, so...
 
I mean, that is the point of Christmas eve- if you don't live at home, that is.
I think it’s the fact that she’s clearly super excited about drinking but it’s with her parents. Like she’s a 15 year old whose parents let her drink half a glass of wine for Xmas dinner. What do I know, I’m laying in bed pretending to be asleep this fine Xmas morning to avoid my in-laws.

Also drinking rum and horchata sounds like a nightmare for someone who allegedly has bowel issues. Waiting for the inevitable posts about her bloating and shit.
 
“moms has to go to the ER and its giving me a headache boohoo” bullshit aside, do you have to specify that its gynecological bleeding? let the poor woman have her privacy, jeez. just because you love talking about whatever fluids come from your genitals doesnt mean your mom does, nor does anyone want to hear about it to begin with
Betcha Sexual fluids are another fetish of hers?
 
My jaw dropped when I read the first one. What goes through their mind? Why share that?
My jaw dropped and then I clapped my hand over my mouth. What the fuck Staph, learn to put a sock in it once and awhile
Lol @ Staph drinking 300 calorie alcohol drinks at home on the couch with her parents. Hell, it’s more dignified to drink a box of wine in bed alone.
Is it slightly more dignified to drink wine straight from the bottle (because lol, boxed wine) in bed alone? Asking for a friend.
 
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Have sweet dreams with this bouncing around in your psyche, thank you for the image Miel.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!
Since her vagina needs stretching, she CLEARLY wants Adam Driver to either fist it, or pussy rub against his cock.
You are SO welcome. :suffering:
 
Eh. Adam Driver is kinda cute in a dorky, nerdy way, but I wouldn't exactly consider him a sex god like Steph does. Like...damn, that's some aggressive horniness there.

I'm surprised she's into Reylo, though. Liking Reylo is a HUGE Tumblr no-no, so I wonder if this new site will be similarly hostile to Reylo shippers.

Adam Driver is one of those people where the degree of his attractiveness varies depending on what angle you're viewing him from. Some angles, he looks really good- others, he looks really weird. Some people just have faces like that.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!
Since her vagina needs stretching, she CLEARLY wants Adam Driver to either fist it, or pussy rub against his cock.
You are SO welcome. :suffering:

God I hope that poor man isn't the type to Google his name for kicks. He gets enough shit from the Star Wars freaks.
 
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