Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

haha joke's on you gooftroop, "family"? I don't need no stinkin' family I have my loyal broken tranny paypigs, a can of spiked mangosteen and a 50$ BROWN BAG SPECIAL APPLE PIE WHICH I BOUGHT THROUGH GOLDBELLY CORPORATION CLICK HERE FOR MY REFERRAL LINK


Taxman's suicide is going to be something else, I wonder if he's gonna go out some gay ass boring way like eating a bullet or something creative like auterotic asphyxiation while pilled out of his head
 
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Yes richard banning people who just want to post is stupid. yep

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I'm still flummoxed that Lowtax unironically believes Gaming Garbage is good content that deserves to be more popular. The way he always presented it was dumb low-effort shit to waste his time on but it turned out he always wanted it to be a moneymaker - despite giving no clear signals to the contrary - and was angry that it barely pulled views.

That's when I fully grasped his reputation for being an ace businessman.
 
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northstar747 said:
Yes richard banning people who just want to post is stupid. yep

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I wish twitter had ban reasons so we could see "Permabanned poster lowtax" on each of em'

RJ MacReady said:
I'm still flummoxed that Lowtax unironically believes Gaming Garbage is good content that deserves to be more popular. The way he always presented it was dumb low-effort shit to waste his time on but it turned out he always wanted it to be a moneymaker - despite giving no clear signals to the contrary - and was angry that it barely pulled views.

That's when I fully grasped his reputation for being an ace businessman.
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It isn't even hard to make. All he needs to do is play a bunch of shitty gamemaker games made by wierdos and it's at least kinda funny.
But no, that's FAR too much work. Better have long hiatuses between single episodes.
 
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Yes richard banning people who just want to post is stupid. yep
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How terrible that they'd ban the mighty Richard Kyanka. Platforms that just kick people off for no fucking reason at all are absolutely horrible shit! What kind of scumbag would run such a place?

Only an absolute douchebag high out of his mind on Ambien and box wine and mangosteen, that's what kind.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
I'm still flummoxed that Lowtax unironically believes Gaming Garbage is good content that deserves to be more popular. The way he always presented it was dumb low-effort shit to waste his time on but it turned out he always wanted it to be a moneymaker - despite giving no clear signals to the contrary - and was angry that it barely pulled views.

That's when I fully grasped his reputation for being an ace businessman.
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What are you taling about his true passion is "MURDER THE INTERNET"
 
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What are you taling about his true passion is "MURDER THE INTERNET"
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He made it pretty clear his ambition was to break into investigative journalism with a scathing exposé on Notch. It'd be done by now if he wasn't wasting his time playing video games and marketing for pie companies.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
I'm still flummoxed that Lowtax unironically believes Gaming Garbage is good content that deserves to be more popular. The way he always presented it was dumb low-effort shit to waste his time on but it turned out he always wanted it to be a moneymaker - despite giving no clear signals to the contrary - and was angry that it barely pulled views.
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I used to like his channel. It was funny how awful the games were. But he just stopped engaging the actual games at some point and it's just him ranting about random nonsense non-stop with the shitty game reduced to background noise.
It's torture.
 
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Sometime his daughter was on too! You know, the one he literally told to eat shit for calling him out on cheating on his spouse! See, she just didn't GET IT or UNDERSTAND what was going on between ADULTS!



E: lol imagine literally telling your 14 year old daughter to "eat shit"

Just imagine the mentality and emotional maturity/drug addled mental state that takes. Fucking lol, I know you're reading this Richard, here's a handy link for you:
Be sure to attach the other end to something sturdy, like a support beam or thick tree branch of sufficient height
 
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Sometime his daughter was on too! You know, the one he literally told to eat shit for calling him out on cheating on his spouse! See, she just didn't GET IT or UNDERSTAND what was going on between ADULTS!



E: lol imagine literally telling your 14 year old daughter to "eat shit"

Just imagine the mentality and emotional maturity/drug addled mental state that takes. Fucking lol, I know you're reading this Richard, here's a handy link for you:
Be sure to attach the other end to something sturdy, like a support beam or thick tree branch of sufficient height
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Im actually kind of shocked his oldest hasn't made a tell all post of some sort already. Maybe she did learn the internet makes you stupid and wants nothing to do with anything associated with her dad.
 
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He should have kept the oldest around so she could post his shit to her unbanned twitter. Too bad he told his daughter to eat shit for politely confronting him about chasing bpd pussy.
 
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