MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

God it’s embarrassing watching Mundane Matt do backflips to make Disney notice him and invite him to be a kept pet that only has to say good things about movies and get paid.

Disney won’t touch him, maybe he could work in customer support but nothing that would trigger a social media background check.

Maybe he thought that he was given a cameo in a recent comic
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The weird thing about this Tweet is that I didn't go looking for Jarbo tweets; was looking at this guy's Twitter and somehow I found the Boulder Boy there with his hot take on his hot take. This was his (eventual) reply:

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NB: I think Jarbo sent this Tweet down with memory hole, so no archive.
It's funny that everyone on both the left and right is smart enough to realize that the new Star Wars is pandering, consumerist garbage except for Matt.
 
I'm starting to think he has some serious pathological lying issues going on.
This statement reminds me of myself about four years ago when I told someone that I was *starting to* think Matt was becoming a lolcow. I'll be more polite to you than they were to me.

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I don't know what he was expecting tbh
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Matt Jarbo loves Star Wars so much he would rather be in a movie theatre watching the Disney franchise rather than be present to watch the birth of his girlfriend's daughter. He would rather sit in front of a computer and defend TROS to the death than live the empty void that is his life. I think he would rather be Rose Tico or a porg or one of those levitating boulders than be Jarbo.
 
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Matt Jarbo loves Star Wars so much he would rather be in a movie theatre watching the Disney franchise rather than be present to watch the birth of his girlfriend's daughter. He would rather sit in front of a computer and defend TROS to the death than live the empty void that is his life. I think he would rather be Rose Tico or a porg or one of those levitating boulders than be Jarbo.

Yeah that was pretty fucked up when matt said he wouldn't love his daughter if he missed out on last jedi, when she was born 2 weeks before the film came out. People can like the film but he's trying way to hard to "own" midnights edge.
 
I disagree. Butts never disabled the comments section on that video nor did he report people for laughing at him crying over a Star Wars trailer. Of all the things he is, MundaneMatt isn't one of them.

Say what you want about Butts, but he at least took his internet ass kicking like a man. I can kind of respect him in those regards, especially since we've had so many internet tough guys who have folded worse against the blowback they've received.
Matt hates Red Letter Media because something they said once got turned into a meme that makes him feel like a soyful consoomer whore. And at Kwanzaa-time no less!!!
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People don't use that meme as a dismissal for people liking something Matt. It's used to mock people who mindlessly praise shit tier corporate entertainment as being some great or fantastic work of art.

If you're that butthurt about it, maybe revaluate your tastes so that people won't make fun of you for being a mindless consumer.
 
I didn't think Anita was even active online anymore. It's very bizarre watching Matt make multiple videos about her in a single week.

Since the pandering to left-wing types has failed miserably, is he actually trying to swing back already? The desperation is palpable.
He is an idiot if he thinks he could get right wing people to watch his videos given:

1. Anita is irrelevant and not many people care for her any longer

2. He is literally known as a soyboy cuck to right leaning circles

3. Everyone knows how fake he is
 
Matt Jarbo loves Star Wars so much he would rather be in a movie theatre watching the Disney franchise rather than be present to watch the birth of his girlfriend's daughter. He would rather sit in front of a computer and defend TROS to the death than live the empty void that is his life. I think he would rather be Rose Tico or a porg or one of those levitating boulders than be Jarbo.

He's the titty sloth that Luke gets milk from in TLJ, only instead of being an expensive prop he's a thrift store and dumpster dive cobbled together version.

After all, blue/green milk at Galaxy's Edge is purportedly soy based. Don't quote me on that though, I just know it's dairy free.
 
LOL Here we go again. Matt is determined to lie through his teeth to try and convince people that the latest star wars movie is totally not a complete and utter disaster. I'm starting to think he has some serious pathological lying issues going on. It doesn't even make sense to do something like that at this point, he just looks like a liar or a nutcase


I geniunely think he likes the taste of shit, but will change his tune because he's a spineless coward that shudders at the thought of being confronted over anything. And you're right, he most certainly, and unquestionably is a pathological liar, the killstream revealed it, he's completely untrustworthy. With that in mind, I believe he doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt.
 
He is an idiot if he thinks he could get right wing people to watch his videos given:

1. Anita is irrelevant and not many people care for her any longer

2. He is literally known as a soyboy cuck to right leaning circles

3. Everyone knows how fake he is

That fat piece of shit cuck is a fan of Rachel Maddow. Anyone to the right of Trotsky already knows to avoid his toxic soyboyism.
 
I geniunely think he likes the taste of shit, but will change his tune because he's a spineless coward that shudders at the thought of being confronted over anything. And you're right, he most certainly, and unquestionably is a pathological liar, the killstream revealed it, he's completely untrustworthy. With that in mind, I believe he doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt.

When parody sites get more traffic,subscribers, and interaction from your content than the actual content creator you know there is a problem somewhere in the machine.
 
Matt hates Red Letter Media because something they said once got turned into a meme that makes him feel like a soyful consoomer whore. And at Kwanzaa-time no less!!!

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Matt's knee-jerk fanboy defense of Star Wars makes only less sense over time:
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He’s just mad that Mike, Jay, and Rich are funny and actually successful. It’s also of note that Rich’s laugh is the only one on the same level as Dame’s.
 
Oh boy, Matt is back at stealing Black Pigeon Speaks' thumbnail format
He's always done that, I think he has delusions that, this time, it will work and will drive his numbers back up.
I didn't think Anita was even active online anymore. It's very bizarre watching Matt make multiple videos about her in a single week.

Since the pandering to left-wing types has failed miserably, is he actually trying to swing back already? The desperation is palpable.
Again, he's trying to go back to the old days, hoping for that old glory. Anita, however, has moved on, probably to a newer, hopefully (for her) more lucrative scams to part suckers from their money. Like Spoony, he needs to move on.
 
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