Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Merry Christmas, fellow Russtorians.

Another lawsuit, eh? She will pay for ignoring him!
Or he'll just do the Russ equivalent of 'shit himself and do nothing'.
I miss the days when he called her O'Fakeio, and the Grimes memes.
I want to see the mental gymnastics he uses to justify suing her.
 
I want to see the mental gymnastics he uses to justify suing her.

It’s going to be misrepresentation again.

Dumb as fuck Russ actually believes that since she purveys herself as a very “liberal” politician, she’s literally committing fraud by not supporting his brothel legalization bullshit.

To boot, he believes that since AOC has had other photo opportunities and pet causes in her district, again the only reason she rejected his MUST be because he’s disabled. It can’t be the ideas themselves, because Russ believes he is a genius with perfect logic despite probably not quite hitting three digits in IQ. Dunning-Krueger in overdrive.

Issues of constituency and other reasons why a politician might not support paid me penis sucking notwithstanding, it’s ALL about Russell ALL the time, because to a malignant narcissist you’re in every politician’s district, dammit.

Oh, and the fact that she’s a ditzy, toothy fairly-attractive young woman helps too. Note he isn’t suing Chuck Schumer. Women are all utilities to make use of to Russ. Men, however, are all evil bias monsters to be afraid of - unless they’re giving you a ride in exchange for a handy.

It’s literally the same argument he’s used before that has a track record of working zero out of four times now.

This is all because Russ is a very dumb person, and is incapable of learning from his past experience in even the slightest amount.
 
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Russ spent Christmas Eve on Quora.

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Given the fact he was also commenting on Facebook posts pertaining to her, one can assume he spent his Christmas Eve obsessing over Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
 
I can't wait to hear his justification for this lawsuit. I mean, of course it'll be something along the lines of 'being shafted by AOC, who as a Congresswoman has a duty to all American people' but I'm betting he'll put some Russ flair into it.

If it actually comes to a lawsuit, though. He mentioned a couple other lawsuits and nothing came of it (namely, lawsuit against Null).
Russ says "I'm filing a lawsuit" the same way a dog barks every time someone rings the doorbell, so I wouldn't expect any follow up.
 
He conveniently left out that she’s on the other side of the US and doesn’t represent him, but ok go off Russ
That, and the fact that it's complete and utter horseshit. A politician's duty to represent his or her constituents doesn't translate into a duty to vote the way you want them to... hell, it doesn't even translate into a duty for them to vote the way the majority of their constituents want them to vote. You could literally take a poll of every voting-age resident of their district, hand it to them and say "the majority says you should vote like this," and they could say "fuck you, you're all wrong, I know what you need better than you do, and I'll do whatever the fuck I want."

Their job is to represent you however they see fit... if you don't think they're representing you properly, your remedy is to wait until the next election and then go punch the other guy's name on your ballot; maybe if enough people agree with you, you'll manage to vote the bastard out. Unless you're not even in their voting district (Russell)... in which case, go suck a dick (maybe then your gay friend will help you move there).
 

Three songs? Sure, Jan. It took Russhole two years to write one song for Taylor Swift. He just used the same document (two staves of musical notation filled with nothing but whole rests!) and changed the title.

Also FYI for those who don't know, Stefani Joanne is the first and second birth name of Lady Gaga. I wonder if he'll try/threaten to sue her before or after he tries to sue AOC.
 

The "Nice Guys" thing is fucking hysterical. It's like him not understanding "flattery" or "stating a claim". Anybody seeing that title would think it's a parody. Everyone knows what "Nice Guys" mean, Russ. It's become a byword for entitled, insincere shithead. That title makes "She" look good.

I am genuinely anticipating the shit out of this one. If we ever see it. :story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story:
 
Maybe another kind kiwi will have a better memory of what I'm talking about, but I swear there was a news article about some nobody who was reeeing at Romney for some bullshit reason when he wasn't even in Utah, and Russ commented on the article saying that the nobody wasn't even in Romney's district.

So Russ clearly understands the rules around districting and constituents, and his legal argument for sueing AOC will be "but I'm special so rules don't apply and she's a feeeeemale."
 
Not surprising Russ would be one of those people trying to impress people by writing three crappy songs rather than one good (or in Russ's case, slightly less crappy) song. Such a dilettante. I guess that one production company is going to be paid Russ's $$$ or maybe even $$$$ because Russ can't play his own music, or sing intelligibly.
 
Russ spent Christmas Eve on Quora.

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Given the fact he was also commenting on Facebook posts pertaining to her, one can assume he spent his Christmas Eve obsessing over Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Wow, look at Russ using big boy words, such as breach of duty! It seems Legal Smeagol learned something from Honorable Judge Smackdown. If only he learned to apply it to his own lawsuits.
 
My favorite part is how all three of these are nothing but rests.
There is literally no content beyond a title.
Those are for his like 6 minute self-explanation intro about his plights and whatever other bullshit because Russ is lonely and just wants to talk (about himself), the songs themselves are the 3 minutes of shitty chords that come on page eighty five of his sheet music.
 
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