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My Facebook feed was just filled with Equestria Girls fan art that Christian liked. Not that I mind, I'm really not a brony, but I don't dislike them either. I just thought this little anecdote might provoke a few chuckles.
 
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Yog-Spergoth said:
Please be joking? :cryblood:
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Oh, Chris has been wanting to get his dick cut off for awhile. Heh, if you remember the unclit stuff, Chris fashioned what essentially amounts to a reverse strap on. It's a strap off. It suppresses his dong and hides it.
 
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Marvin said:
Oh, Chris has been wanting to get his dick cut off for awhile. Heh, if you remember the unclit stuff, Chris fashioned what essentially amounts to a reverse strap on. It's a strap off. It suppresses his dong and hides it.
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Wow man, I do remember him talking about tucking his penis back and stuff but I didn't know he actually wanted to cut it off. I mean, hey, if that's what he wants to do, but that's still a pretty big decision for him to make. Not least because his track record for planning for the future is... somewhat lackluster.
 
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Yog-Spergoth said:
Wow man, I do remember him talking about tucking his penis back and stuff but I didn't know he actually wanted to cut it off. I mean, hey, if that's what he wants to do, but that's still a pretty big decision for him to make. Not least because his track record for planning for the future is... somewhat lackluster.
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Well, it's yet to be seen how far he goes with this endeavor. I don't think he'll go very far because the hoops he'll have to jump through will get increasingly bigger. Chris genuinely feels motivated largely because he's unaware of how hard transitioning is.

Plus there's also Crystal. Chris can't move forward until Crystal's born. (That'll probably be his long-term excuse.)
 
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Marvin said:
Well, it's yet to be seen how far he goes with this endeavor. I don't think he'll go very far because the hoops he'll have to jump through will get increasingly bigger. Chris genuinely feels motivated largely because he's unaware of how hard transitioning is.

Plus there's also Crystal. Chris can't move forward until Crystal's born. (That'll probably be his long-term excuse.)
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Seeing how there is not a single thing in his life he half-assed or phoned in, I wonder what would happen if he was actually trying to 'jump through the hoops'.
I guess he'd go with his long-proven tactic of calling discrimination or something when the psychiatrist doesn't let him proceed.

Also concerning Crystal:
As Chris said, he saw in a dream that he'd have a daughter by the year of 2015. The clock is ticking.
There's only 37 more days left or else the daughter would be born 1.1.2016. That is, of course, assuming Chris would find a mate that doesn't just run the other way the moment he opens his mouth.
 
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Marvin said:
Well, it's yet to be seen how far he goes with this endeavor. I don't think he'll go very far because the hoops he'll have to jump through will get increasingly bigger. Chris genuinely feels motivated largely because he's unaware of how hard transitioning is.

Plus there's also Crystal. Chris can't move forward until Crystal's born. (That'll probably be his long-term excuse.)
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I subscribe to this hypothesis. Chris may want to be deducked the same way he wants to have a job or lose weight. It would make him a lot closer to the ideal he has for himself. But there is a lot of effort involved, and it's not worth it. I would guess he will spend the next few years sighing about how much he wants the deducking but that people are not helping him do it and he doesn't know how to go about it.
 
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timtommy said:
I subscribe to this hypothesis. Chris may want to be deducked the same way he wants to have a job or lose weight. It would make him a lot closer to the ideal he has for himself. But there is a lot of effort involved, and it's not worth it. I would guess he will spend the next few years sighing about how much he wants the deducking but that people are not helping him do it and he doesn't know how to go about it.
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Pretty much. It's all theoretical to Chris because he'll never come close to actually putting in the effort. Chris feels really angry that life is as hard as it is. This is not the way things should be. (Chris thinks.)
 
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But if Chris removes his duck, how will his sweetheart enjoy his near seven-incher damn cock?
 
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When 2015 ends, I will be interested in seeing how Chris reacts if he finds out his prophetic dreams were wrong. The window of opportunity for Chris to have a daughter by the end 2015 is probably nil at this point. I doubt he will get that job he was "basically promised", and Bob has been dead for nearly four years.

When Chris's perceptions about his high school years were shattered, it absolutely broke him. Whether it was trolls pretending to be the sweethearts or not is inconsequential, since at the time he believed that it really happened. I can't remember how Chris reacted when he found out about the Game PLACe being shut down.

My guess is that he will either deny it or he will feel cheated by Emmanuel GodBearJesus.
 
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LazarusOwenhart said:
I'm starting to think this debate is too far off topic and therefore this thread will get locked. Shall we continue elsewhere?
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(I couldn't find a more specific thread on Chris and homosexuality. I can't get any results for "gay" in a title search.)

Ultimately, I don't believe a person can be gay without being conscious of it.
 
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What's especially funny about Chris's planned operation is that while he hates to look at his penis, he's also disgusted by the pictures of post-op genitalia he's seen. He is repulsed by the physical appearance of transsexuals. This means he would be just as disgusted and disappointed with his new vagina, and we're back to square one in the self-loathing department.
 
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asperhes said:
What's especially funny about Chris's planned operation is that while he hates to look at his penis, he's also disgusted by the pictures of post-op genitalia he's seen. He is repulsed by the physical appearance of transsexuals. This means he would be just as disgusted and disappointed with his new vagina, and we're back to square one in the self-loathing department.
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That was inevitable. Chris is horribly insecure, which is why he boasts about every little thing. He'll never be comfortable in his own skin because he'll never fix his real problems.
 
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asperhes said:
What's especially funny about Chris's planned operation is that while he hates to look at his penis, he's also disgusted by the pictures of post-op genitalia he's seen. He is repulsed by the physical appearance of transsexuals. This means he would be just as disgusted and disappointed with his new vagina, and we're back to square one in the self-loathing department.
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I'm not so sure about that. Chris wasn't disgusted by his infected taint, for example. He compared it to labia at some point.
Morbid Boredom said:
That was inevitable. Chris is horribly insecure, which is why he boasts about every little thing. He'll never be comfortable in his own skin because he'll never fix his real problems.
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Chris'll never have his fantasy world, and that's enough to keep him miserable until the day he dies.
 
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Is the "Merried Seinor Comic" supposed to represent Mike Snyder?
 
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