Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Eclipse phase 2 stuff

Let's look at his recent work.
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He's 90% sure he wrote a decent chunk of... Router Case Files, he share that honor with TWELVE other writers as can be seen here:
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Wtf is Router Case Files? It's a 24 page non-rule book written by 12 writers. $6.99!
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What is Eclipse Phase and why would Jake be interested?
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But Jake is a paid writer for it, right? Hm...
Either way, it seems like he plunked down for this one back in 2017:
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I have no proof of him buying that tier but when looking at this the last time(that's why I still have the screenshots) it seemed to me and I'm often wrong like he had the digital(PDF) form because he was asking when the physical copy(delayed it seems) would finally ship. The digital+physical get all the stretch goals, aside from the core book the rest seems to be digital and Jake plays everything digitally anyway.
At the very least he had bought/kickstarted this:
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He apparently has no idea what DDoS means.

He really doesn't know what it means.
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strongly agree. I keep a 27K+ inbox and there's dozens of times I've keyword searched to find a solution to an old issue or build problem that was pulled from an old conversation or email chain, or retrieved precious credentials for a login that probably shouldn't work but does. Jake is willfully impotent.

Maybe if Jake suicide baits hard enough, Chelsea will magically appear in his mom's attic to show him how to search his email and then take his virginity.
 

In searching his mentions there seem to be two “literal Nazis”. One is someone who tells Jake that he’s factually incorrect (he didn’t even give him a CW!) because the two games were coded in different languages and one just seemed to mock him with paraphrasing “waaaah sh0e is a meanie!”
All of his other mentions are from people as delusional as he is or poor souls attempting to befriend him and getting rebuffed or ignored because they’re not Zoe or a blue check mark.
 
In searching his mentions there seem to be two “literal Nazis”.
That's because all the rest have already been banned and deleted due to his tireless anti-terrorism campaigning.
Also, Twitter is a site literally run by Nazis that never takes action on reports.
 
He apparently has no idea what DDoS means.
So he is apparently reporting people on twitter so often that it is spamming his email and that is what he causes DDoSing it? Jeez you'd think the folks at twitter would have a easy solution to this, I donnu like a switch to turn off email notifications, or that his email would have one of those things, you know a text box you type in and it full on looks thru yon email for a match, what ever will this brave and true troon do in this world of tech problems

But Jake is a paid writer for it, right? Hm...
Either way, it seems like he plunked down for this one back in 2017:
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I have no proof of him buying that tier but when looking at this the last time(that's why I still have the screenshots) it seemed to me and I'm often wrong like he had the digital(PDF) form because he was asking when the physical copy(delayed it seems) would finally ship. The digital+physical get all the stretch goals, aside from the core book the rest seems to be digital and Jake plays everything digitally anyway.
At the very least he had bought/kickstarted this:
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Hold on, is he saying that 90% of this is his work that they stole? That seems to happen alot to this fine lady? If he's saying 90% is his then why did he spend 60-100 bucks on this? and really 60-100 bucks for a 24page pamphlet on plots for this thing? I'm old and out of touch but that seems really high priced for a table top rpg
 
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So he is apparently reporting people on twitter so often that it is spamming his email and that is what he causes DDoSing it? Jeez you'd think the folks at twitter would have a easy solution to this, I donnu like a switch to turn off email notifications, or that his email would have one of those things, you know a text box you type in and it full on looks thru yon email for a match, what ever will this brave and true troon do in this world of tech problems



Hold on, is he saying that 90% of this is his work that they stole? That seems to happen alot to this fine lady? If he's saying 90% is his then why did he spend 60-100 bucks on this? and really 60-100 bucks for a 24page pamphlet on plots for this thing? I'm old and out of touch but that seems really high priced for a table top rpg

Oh, sorry, the core rule book is what he spent money on over at kickstarter a couple of years ago. Now he's written part of a 24 page optional add-on, with 11 other writers, that isn't rules, gameplay or a campaign it's just different ideas of possible settings or scenarios to inspire a DM/GM.

So tt seem like 12 different writers got tasked with writing 1-2 pages of fan fiction or flavor text that was then published in an official but optional 24 page PDF that have no impact on the game itself. Jake was one of those writers.
 
A shame, I was already expecting to see Jake's shilling of his slowly dropping Patreon for the desperate needs of food and shelter. Because I had this snarky comment all planned and everything about how he's been going a whole year without either and yet he's also been spending months traveling to have expensive body hair removal procedures and attending BigBadCon.

(((higher masters)))
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Duncan's tweet comes from a series on how The Last Jedi was attacked by Russians/Gamergate/etc. to help elect Trump and Boris Johnson and Putin; thankfully the Terrorism Expert is here to explain the big picture:
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"Do some real research on this or shut the hell up."
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Wait wait wait. Back up a few plaits in the braided beard that is this googleshng.

Jake thinks multiple Congressmen are sitting around all day on Twitter operating bot accounts for an "internationally coordinated fascist movement"??
I'd really love to know which ones he thinks they are :lol:
Any congressmen with the letter R after their name most likely, oh and Tulsi, I think the far left is still mad at her.
 

LOL. Look at how quickly these dumbasses start breaking out the tinfoil hats the second their headcanons aren't indulged.

*Last Jedi makes Rey the Queen of Mary Sues, and nukes the SW canon from orbit*: OMG THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER! CONSOOM ALL DISNEY PRODUCTS!

*Rise of Skywalker makes Reylo a thing, gives barely a minute to Rose, no FinnPoe, and 2 seconds of lesbians*

SPIELBERG IS A NAZI AND DISNEY HATES GAY PEOPLE! THIS IS ALL AN ANTI-TRANS ILLUMINATI PLOT TO GET LGBT PEOPLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE!
 
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