DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

He really just called it “Amazon.com” his boomer levels are outta control....

 

[tzgnilki]

It's fine to spend that much...so long as you use the fucking thing for like 20 years.

how rough is he with his hair brush

a $2 hair brush is fine

now if a woman wants an expensive hair brush, I get it

 

[Salubrious]

DSP is claiming that if he knew his aunt and uncle had gout that he wouldn't have eaten red meat or drink alcohol as a young adult, and it's his Mom's fault for not telling him.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

This dude was really talking about slippers he wears all day and bird feeders....like Jesus Christ are we sure kat isn’t just a live in nurse for this old man?

 

[tzgnilki]

jasper got more presents than dsp for christmas

has he mentioned what his parents got him? or is it a secret

 

[Sparkletor]

jasper got more presents than dsp for christmas

has he mentioned what his parents got him? or is it a secret

An air fryer and an ornament shaped like a piece of cake with his wedding date on it.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

How sad is DSP's life that it took him FIFTEEN MINUTES to talk about how he wanted a hair brush, slippers, and a desk calendar for Christmas and he only got the calendar?

37 year old man expects all these (trivial) things to be bought for him just because it's Christmas, then actually whines when he didn't get what he wanted. Okay, then buy the shit yourself and problem solved. He's spoiled rotten to the core, totally insufferable.

 

[Sparkletor]

I looked on Google. You can buy a comb for literally two cents.

 

[Forbidden Math]

how rough is he with his hair brush

a $2 hair brush is fine

now if a woman wants an expensive hair brush, I get it

I'll also give a pass to guys with long hair, like you said, I get it, but Phil's practically bald.

 

[Kheapathic]

Combs, shaving, showering, and now DSP tries it, and rushing to eat disgusting food.

We're reaching peak "Old man yells at camera."

I looked on Google. You can buy a comb for literally two cents.

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As much as he'd like to claim otherwise, his hair is not hard to care for. It's been a long time ago, like around early WA timeframe; he once said something about how he just kinda showers and runs his hand through his hair. He doesn't have wavy, curly, or otherwise nappy hair. He doesn't need anything more than a fucking pocket comb.

 

[MoonRocker]

Interesting that he didn’t get the hairbrush and other presents he was hoping for besides his boomer calendar.

My girlfriend makes significantly less than me but really went out of her way to get me cheap and affectionate presents consisting of items that I wanted a few months ago and didn’t have the time to buy (or simply forgot). Went a long way in showing me that she listened to what I say and to a certain extent cares of what I have to say as well.

Bet you Phil tried the same thing with Khet by casually mentioning how he needs a brush and other items he was hoping to get but didn’t get them. To me it seems she doesn’t give a shit about him and appears just as selfish and self-centered as she did when she came on stream.

Good, Phil deserves to be in a loveless relationship.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

how rough is he with his hair brush

a $2 hair brush is fine

now if a woman wants an expensive hair brush, I get it

Fuck you! If I want my boars hair brush imma get one

 

[Prince Lotor]

Wait, seriously? The only thing his wife got him for Christmas was a fucking desk calendar? Oof

 

[Dolphins Rise Up]

I found it. Exactly as described from the catalog he said he got it.

$80 luxury hair brush. Wants another one. A luxury brush for balding men.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I found it. Exactly as described from the catalog he said he got it.

$80 luxury hair brush. Wants another one. A luxury brush for balding men.View attachment 1069017

Holy shit that’s god like, can’t wait to see twitch names like “thinning hair brush”. He really just low key bragged about getting a hairbrush for thinning hair lmao.

Also imagine paying some dude online so you can tell them you got a few video games for christmas.....these fucking people I swear

 

[Schmeckel]

He would absolutely wreck that brush trying to fluff up the wop top. If that's the brush he wants, it's his way of acknowledging that he's losing his luxurious nest of oil. But if anyone cheerssubsandtips him asking about his balding, he will lose his shit and blame his headphones.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I found it. Exactly as described from the catalog he said he got it.

$80 luxury hair brush. Wants another one. A luxury brush for balding men.View attachment 1069017

This is what happens when Pig decides to brag about his former luxurious life. He really is his own worst detractor.

 

[Shambler]

phil went on a rant about gout "kings disease like its one you basically choose to get other diseases just happen" and then said we're comparable to school yard bullying "look at him he has glassess haha 4 eyes" = "he won't shut up about his gout, fucking lol how do you get gout in these days"
fuck you phil and fuck the horse you rode in on

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Want a good look into just how mental of a midget dark is? Look no further than when he started talking about doing dsp tries it. It was a lot easier to do when he lived alone in Connecticut. “Back then there was no-I wasn’t cooking, I wasn’t cooking for myself because I was by myself”

Now what kinda logic is that? Why the fuck would living alone be a reason why a man in his late twenties couldn’t cook for himself? God damn this dude is such a massive man child, it’s amazing he didn’t kill himself while living alone

 

[tzgnilki]

I found it. Exactly as described from the catalog he said he got it.

$80 luxury hair brush. Wants another one. A luxury brush for balding men.View attachment 1069017

he bought this when he was in CT with "no debt", years before he started streaming, but wearing headphones for streaming was the reason his hair started thinning, lolwat