I have found my software degree. Rejoice, people with an unhealthy obsession with my personal life. I shall post a pic tonight if I can be arsed. I'll probably put a lime beside it, because who actually eats kiwi?
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Jeepers Christmas, man. Do not actually post your CV.
edit: WELL, FINE. I CAN'T STOP A MORON. AT LEAST I TRIED.
Sometimes you eat the kiwi, sometimes the kiwi eats you.
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A degree isn't a CV...
I actually need a digital copy if i want to upgrade job soon, so i'll be taking a picture of it for that. No scanner at house.
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@Saney ? I think we need an adult.
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Right?! I can't get a date so obviously it's EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT!
I treat girls "nice" and I get nowhere! Girls must like violence then!!!
Girls won't have sex with me, obviously they're all sluts and terrible people!
At no point do they ever think: maybe I shouldn't be an asshat... maybe I'm too clingy... maybe I'm too whiny.... maybe I'm going for girls out of my league. I'm sorry, but every single "loveshy" we've seen pictures of are average (to below average and straight up fugly) that are bitching about not being able to get the ultimate hot/sexy/smart/big boob/tight vagina/model type girl. Like the think they should honestly be getting these types of women.
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It would blow their fucking minds if they ever found out that many woman have loose vagina's naturally, and that women's hymens can be broken by things other than sexual activity.
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@mooooo If you spent your prime personality-developing years playing Warcraft instead of hanging with the chill people at your college, then you can't really claim you understand women, or men, or society. I guarantee you that even at a dorky college there are plenty of cool people. All the pretty girls are not hooking up with Chads. Some are, but others are hooking up with guys with imperfect maxilla because they are chill and friendly.
One of my college roommates who played [some WoW-like thing I don't remember] actually ended up marrying a lovely woman. He isn't very handsome but he is athletic and chill. If you have no desirable qualities, and you're not working on it and never have, how can you complain about women in general?
One of my college roommates who played [some WoW-like thing I don't remember] actually ended up marrying a lovely woman. He isn't very handsome but he is athletic and chill. If you have no desirable qualities, and you're not working on it and never have, how can you complain about women in general?
Did you ever eat icecream? You musn't have developed your personality properly because you were eating icecream all the time. If you did anything except eat icecream, people would like you.
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Well if all you eat is icecream it would at least explain your weight.
Very weird comparison, too, comparing dietary choices to a highly addictive and counterproductive hobby. Time you spend playing games by yourself hidden away in your room is time you could have spend playing sports, socializing and getting laid. So it's a very valid point.
You have cared about your lack of sex and companionship for years now, and yet for years, your lifestyle has been unhealthy, inactive and lazy, spent primarily on the internet as a shut-in. Even @Holden doesn't have tits as big as yours.
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Now, 'tards aside...
Uh, I can't be arsed to get a lime. Captain Morgans do?
Uh, I can't be arsed to get a lime. Captain Morgans do?
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That's the fakest shit I've ever seen.Now, 'tards aside...
Uh, I can't be arsed to get a lime. Captain Morgans do?
lol srsly?
Do you mean the certificate itself, or do you think it wasn't me who took the picture?
Or a fake captain morgans?
Yeah that looks pretty fake actually aren't they usually printed landscape
which part?
Enginehead and I are having a good laugh at the "fake" accusations while the certificate is sitting right here, but go on.
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You really are on the fast track to becoming halal.
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Post it unedited.
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It looks like the certificate was legit printed from a normal printer on normal printer paper... aren't most certificates/degrees printed on like.... classy paper? It's been a few years since I got my Highschool one and my undergrad, and it'll be a couple months before I get my graduate one... but I'm like 99% sure it's suppose to be on classy paper, not everyday printer paper.
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