Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

You're a horrible person and I hope you got coal in your stocking.

What stockings and coal?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

What stockings and coal?

Theres a chance that stephy will astral project into your room at night in all her filthy, flabby, fugly horror.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Theres a chance that stephy will astral project into your room at night in all her filthy, flabby, fugly horror.

Only then will you know the pain you've inflicted on others, @Miel67

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Only then will you know the pain you've inflicted on others, @Miel67

Bruh: I think I'm safe from Staph Infection Astral Projecting above my bed; joke's on all of you my room is a Temple!

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Bruh: I think I'm safe from Staph Infection Astral Projecting above my bed; joke's on all of you my room is a Temple!

Are you sure it isn't built on top of a serial killer's grave or is dedicated to Satan? But back on topic: steph, we all know that deep down that you are a cishet that you despise. Just admit it and for the love Christ take a bath, get a fucking bra on, and DON'T COMPARE YOUR FUCKING YEAST INFECTION TO EGGNOG YOU FUCKING CUNT!

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Are you sure it isn't built on top of a serial killer's grave or is dedicated to Satan?

Nope! UwU
'Sides our household is prevented from even installing virtual Ouija Boards
But back on topic: steph, we all know that deep down that you are a cishet that you despise. Just admit it and for the love Christ take a bath, get a fucking bra on, and DON'T COMPARE YOUR FUCKING YEAST INFECTION TO EGGNOG YOU FUCKING CUNT!
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Wait WHAT?!

 

[Lady of the House]

Either way, this Adam Driver obsession is really driving (get it?) into the ground that she is only attracted to men, especially men with more gaunt features

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Either way, this Adam Driver obsession is really driving (get it?) into the ground that she is only attracted to men, especially men with more gaunt features

Something tells me that:

Spoiler: fucking nasty ideas

A) she gets her diseased minge wet at pictures of coke addicts.

B) she gets the beef flaps moist at pictures of homeless people during the industrial revolution.

or grossiest of them all

C) she gets that hoochie of horrors drenched at pictures of corpses.

Steph is disgusting and probably hits the big three of gross sexual deviancy ( animals, kids, and the dead) and I would rather swim in boiling water than have sex with her.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

There are so many things wrong with this

You need to lose more than a little, Stephanie.

 

[NoFeline]

C) she gets that hoochie of horrors drenched at pictures of corpses.

She did have the blog where she reposted crime scenes and snuff so unfortunately I'm thinking this one's a winner....


Which means everyone loses.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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>I almost fingered myself to Star Wars smut earlier

Yeah steph you are tots asexual that you (definitely) fingered it to poorly written star wars p0rn (that most likely involved kylo). For fuck's sake this isn't even a Freudian slip this is a full blown confession that she gets horny at reading poorly written stories about kylo playing hide the meat pole in the poop hole with that shitty emperor palpatine rip off.

 

[Pond Scum]

I was drinking eggnog when I read this and I tell you I felt that shit go rancid in my mouth.

 

[Meowzers]

whether her dad is OMG so abusive is up in the air, theres no doubt her relationship with him sure is strange. i mean im all for families being open and unafraid to talk about sexuality with each other but you dont tell your dad you schlick it to star wars fanfiction, even if you are “””drunk.””” and shes posted a lot about how he makes similar jerking off jokes as well at the dinner table. what a weird family.

i think this might be why shes so nasty today - not necessarily because her parents are gross 100% of the time like she is, but her parents are comfortable enough to be TMI at home and hopefully know to tone it down in public. not to get all weeby, but i can only think of that concept in japan where everyone has a “public face” and a “private face.” its obv taken more seriously over there but the same idea applies to all cultures - be polite and put together with strangers, be your natural nasty ass self at home with close friends and family. stephs only social interaction is with her parents when they have their private face on, and shes so socially inept that she thinks everyone is gross all the time and never developed a normal public face. and because of this, ironically, she doesnt realize her dads private face is actually really weird and its not normal to talk about spanking the chicken with pop on christmas eve around the fireplace.

speaking of “””drunk””” lol @ getting tipsy enough to get horny after one glass of rumchata. dont drink and take happy pills at the same time you dummy.
edit: tried rewording some stuff cuz im a tard

 

[Chicken Picnic]

The last few pages haven't made my stomach feel merry at all

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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There are so many things wrong with this
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You need to lose more than a little, Stephanie.
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I doubt this conversation actually happened and Staph just posted it because she thinks being gross is funny and also because she needed another excuse to thirst post about Adam driver.

 

[Mr Foster]

Staph wishes someone with a smol birb would touch her. She is so thirsty its embaressing.

That picture of her with the cat blanket is 100% tard face. The haircut just seals the deal. Staph, maybe you would have more luck in those dating groups if you didn't looks like a fat 13 year old boy with down syndrom. Also your personality is abhorrent.

 

[Rat Baby]

 

[Digital Thunder]

Fandom autism and autism autism are two very different beasts, Stapphy, jesus christ.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

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If Sapphire doesn't have autism or ADHD, they might get called out for using the term "hyperfixation" to discuss their obsession with certain fandoms.

 

[stuffandthings]

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See MJ, Queen, David Bowie, Marilyn Manson... all under the heading of effeminate musical males that reek of sex with an undercurrent of 'pain' to be loved away.

Star Wars was the odd one out, but fits into her other thirst for a murderer to redeem.