Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Jack Awful]

Oh my god, I just realized how scarily she looks to someone I took out on a date not too long ago.
That is horrifying. Long lost cousins, maybe?

You dated a teenage boy?

 

[karz]

You dated a teenage boy?

This one made my day. Thanks doc.

Spoiler

No, I did not, nor do I ever intend to. I still find the response funny.

 

[The Pink Panther]

It's almost the end of the year and he's still not dead. I'm gonna lose the DEADPOOL bet.

This is kinda disappointing. I had the popcorn and the Mumkey-thon ready and everything. Marathonning THE STATE OF AFFAIRS and everything. Why must life be so mean?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Convincing people that he was ever suicidal is one of his biggest edgelord ruses, He has the unquestioning self-admiration of the boomer on lawnmower meme, his introspective content was all just another excuse to make sure nobody forgot this was the Tyler Show, and y'all should be grateful for him.

 

[francesco]

It's almost the end of the year and he's still not dead. I'm gonna lose the DEADPOOL bet.

We have eight more days left. There's still hope
Anyway, I did a little check up on Ashley, since this is her thread too after all, and she seems to have rebounded almost immediately.

This is the unfortunate sap:

He claims to own a furniture business and from the looks of it, his daddy is loaded.
Our girl is moving up in the world.

 

[Jack Awful]

We have eight more days left. There's still hope
Anyway, I did a little check up on Ashley, since this is her thread too after all, and she seems to have rebounded almost immediately.
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This is the unfortunate sap:

He claims to own a furniture business and from the looks of it, his daddy is loaded.
Our girl is moving up in the world.

I like his disgusting neckbeard.

 

[The Pink Panther]

We have eight more days left. There's still hope
Anyway, I did a little check up on Ashley, since this is her thread too after all, and she seems to have rebounded almost immediately.
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This is the unfortunate sap:

He claims to own a furniture business and from the looks of it, his daddy is loaded.
Our girl is moving up in the world.

Stupid neckbeards always go for pedo chicks.

 

[Swordungeon]

haha i thought mumkey and her were getting married? I wonder if Mumkey has seen the pedo's new bf

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

A little late Christmas gift from us on the Quinton thread, on glorious 480p and clearly rendered on the most head scratching way possible.

Just by watching it I can tell you the first half hour of a three hour video is recycled footage, that is only the introduction. The whole video is stolen filler, for every hour there is a weird cut of about five minutes of the guy actually talking.
DONT WATCH IT. I took the bullet for you. If you really hate yourself jump to the "TOXIC TAKEDOWN" marks every hour to hear this fucker.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

We have eight more days left. There's still hope
Anyway, I did a little check up on Ashley, since this is her thread too after all, and she seems to have rebounded almost immediately.
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This is the unfortunate sap:

He claims to own a furniture business and from the looks of it, his daddy is loaded.
Our girl is moving up in the world.

Isn't he way too old for her? I hope for his sake he doesn't have any younger brothers or cousins. Or nephews. Then Again, by the look of him he might be some kind of creep himself. At least a likely enabler. He looks a little like Vaush.

 

[FEED ME JOSH]

He looks a little like Vaush.

He looks a little like Nick Bate.

How can Mumkey even compete?

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[Jack Awful]

Liu posted a thing

IDK what it means.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Liu posted a thing

IDK what it means.

In the description she wrote, “he knows what it means”
Can she just do a flip and get it over with?

 

[RatedTardSuperstar]

IDK what it means.

"Give me fucking attention please!"

 

[Jack Awful]

"Give me fucking attention please!"

All she has to do is something weird and embarrassing and we'll pay attention.

 

[SpergPatrol]

Liu posted a thing

IDK what it means.

I would archive this but I don't want the FBI to show up at my door for having videos of a teenage boy

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm mildly pleased that the plurality of you that bothered to vote on the time of his death got showed up.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'm mildly pleased that the plurality of you that bothered to vote on the time of his death got showed up.

Fuck you, I thought end of 2019 was a smart option. There was a solid 3 month block of him making the absolute worst choices.

 

[A Logging Company]

I'm mildly pleased that the plurality of you that bothered to vote on the time of his death got showed up.

Still got 6 more months.

 

[Tokoeka]

Fuck you, I thought end of 2019 was a smart option. There was a solid 3 month block of him making the absolute worst choices.

I still hold firmly that it was either then or never. Mumkey's "tragedies" were too long ago now. Knowing him he'll probably find a way to fuck his life up again though.