Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

While we wait and speculate, I'll offer up my official Dutch's Favorite Moments of 2019. Please forgive my autism.
1. Clotso's Highly Stoned Psych Emerge rant

2. Clotso Fesses Up to Lying About Being a Vegan

3. Clotso Fails at Cheese Cemetery + Buzzfeed

4. Clotso Declares Herself a Travel Channel

5. Clotso lusts after a skinny mukbang girl, and believes she can be just like her.

6. Clotso Faces The Mother Rebellion and Gold Incident

7. Clotso attends weird and joyless Canada Day family gathering.

8. Clotso and Peetz Rail at Ableists

9. Clotso eats a box of vomit.

10. Clotso Miserably Swears off Mukbangs, Seeks "Accountability"

11. Clotso Rage Quits after the Arab Girl Incident

12. Clotso's Psycho May 6 Rage Quit

13. Clotso Pisses in Public

14. Clotso's utterly disgusting and revolting spicy noodle mukbang ASMR horrorfest

15. Clotso tries to grift Bibi out of his food, emplying the same strategy and methodology as she used on an earlier mark, her mom.

16. Clotso and the Pogos

17. Clotso loses mind, chimps out and rage quits over a pah

18. Clotso Starts Anti-Depression Meds

19. Clotso Applies to Colleges and Jobs Behind the Scenes, Rage Quits

20. Clotso shuts off her own comment section, waddles over to Jen's to stir shit.
 
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The best moment of 2019 for me was her trying to go to the psych ward because she ate some cheese, and than smugly making fun of the woman who actually was in psychiatric distress while stuffing her fat face. She's going to have to work very hard to ever top that.

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Rabbit Bones said:
The best moment of 2019 for me was her trying to go to the psych ward because she ate some cheese, and than smugly making fun of the woman who actually was in psychiatric distress while stuffing her fat face. She's going to have to work very hard to ever top that.

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Oh my yes! , the cheese emergency ( cheemergency?) was absolutely my fave chinny moment. That was such a quintessentially chinny kind of situation. She felt that to go to the psych ER because she couldnt stop eating cheese,( cuz putting the cheese away simply was NOT an option!) was the only logical and sensible thing to do.

She is just so relatable ya'll. Havent we all just gorged ourselves on cheese and had to have medical intervention to stop that damn cheese from tormenting us further. I am so thankful to chantel for bringing awareness to this very serious issue.

In the future i hope there will be first responders and medical personnel educated about this tragic problem. There needs to be ambulances that can race to the scene, knock the cheese out of your hand and extract you from the cheese's cruel grasp.

Thank God our sweet chinny survived the battle of the cheese and is still with us to continue the battle with this evil cheese. By doing future cheesy mukbangs, she has a chance to wipe out all of the cheese in the universe so that no one is ever facing the utterly dangerous allure of cheese again.
 
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Is it really Indian food if a morbidly obese Canadian autist makes it? Can't wait to see what some poor ubereats bastard brings the Poutine Queen.

*Also since we're all waxing nostalgic over Chinnys best hits of 2019: My personal favorite sits with that fucking haram af ASMR noodle massacre. Might be the only time real tears ever streaked through the bacon grease of those chipmunk cheeks. Oh and her asinine 'psyche emerge' histrionics. An entire block of cheese. My god, 2020 will be beautiful. So pretty much the same as others. Sorry for being a parrot but these are her magnum opus. Her legacy. Cheers gorls! *clinks gravy boat*

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I've found Chinnys home made Indian food recipe.
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And just a little rice TEEHEE
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To be honest, a semi-decent chicken tikka masala is fairly easy to make. It just takes a lot of things, and it takes time since it takes a bunch of steps. It's so much easier to open a jar of sugary, tasteless slop and dump it into a pan, over toasting spices and shit. It's not like she cares about how any of this actually tastes, just that she can get it down fast and in massive quantities.
 
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Is it just me or is there something very unsettling about a grown 35-year-old woman not only cuddling a stuffed animal, but also posting selfies of her doing so? (And also asking the public to pick a name for it).

If I didn't know who Chantal was, I would honestly assume this was a mentally disabled woman with the mentality of a 5-year-old and feel sorry for her.
 
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I like really dumb Chantel the best, so when she was serious about getting rid of cysts with a grape fast I was tickled. I knew it’d be a short ride, but a dumb one. And I almost lost it when she brought her ghost diet in but sadly, we didn’t get a day out of it. All the continued misinformation and lack of understanding of her own health is hilarious.

But I have to say her eating so much after surgery that she split her gut open might have topped the year. She’s over a month past the surgery and still going in every other day for wound care. That’s certainly the fattest thing she’s ever done.

She’ll start 2020 with the leftovers of her overeating dripping from her belly. And everywhere else...
 
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Dark Souls is Dank said:
Looks like our lard Queen is peeping them weight lost challenges brought to us by fat Amy and lifeless Jen. That or she is super certain that raw protein shakes cancel out 5,000 Cal Arby's binges. Hopeful for 2020 ! :story:

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She legit thinks getting in a a lot of "nutrient-dense" foods cancels out her binges. She has said as much many times. I believe her last direct quote about it was only a couple of weeks ago. It was something like "I'm going to be doing other things such as exercise and taking mineral supplements to ensure health outside of mukbangs."

That's right. To ensure health outside of daily fast food binges. I specifically remember her using that word. She really is that fucking stupid. It's mind bending.
 
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Dark Souls is Dank said:
Looks like our lard Queen is peeping them weight lost challenges brought to us by fat Amy and lifeless Jen. That or she is super certain that raw protein shakes cancel out 5,000 Cal Arby's binges. Hopeful for 2020 ! :story:

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lol, she thinks protein shakes are for weight loss. Sorry, clotso, the smoothie doesn't build lean muscle; it helps build lean muscle if you work out every day.

If you don't work out, protein shakes are an excellent way to build overall body mass (i.e. make you fatter) especially if you don't quit eating for three the rest of the day.

It is also so stupid of her to think that eating anything with a vitamin in it is a pain in the ass. What kind of real foodie would think this way? She's just too dumb to try anything more wholesome or sophisticated than pizza poutine. Think of all the nutritious food on our bountiful planet that also tastes delicious or can be used to make delicious stuff!

No, get that shit out of the way quickly so she can savor a Burger King taco or Taco Bell fried chicken or KFC cheeseburger or something.

I hope some feeder just starts sending shipments of pies and poutine and protein shakes right to her door. Let's get this thing over with.

Meal replacement shakes only work if you replace your meals with them, Lard-ass.
 
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