Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Caecia]

Damn. I expected to come here and see that the game had finally released (or Alex had finally given up), but there are still progress reports being made.

 

[Jane Hoe]

Damn. I expected to come here and see that the game had finally released (or Alex had finally given up), but there are still progress reports being made.

“progress report” seems like a very generous term

 

[Floop]

Damn. I expected to come here and see that the game had finally released (or Alex had finally given up), but there are still progress reports being made.

I find it hilarious how the comments on his videos are full of supporters saying “GUD JOB DEV PAI! TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED DIS GAEM WILL BE AWSUM UWU!”
Then you go on Twitter and see multiple tweets with big numbers talking shit about him, and the replies are just like “Wait he still exists???? The game’s still not finished??????!”
It’s fucking hilarious.

 

[Ash97]

Then you go on Twitter and see multiple tweets with big numbers talking shit about him, and the replies are just like “Wait he still exists???? The game’s still not finished?????‽”
It’s fucking hilarious.

I haven't found that many sadly

 

[Floop]

Another freakin epic Christmas parody

 

[Dead Memes]

I wonder if he's paying for the art/vocals used in his parodies or if he somehow found a competent artist/singer willing to work for free.

 

[Floop]

I wonder if he's paying for the art/vocals used in his parodies or if he somehow found a competent artist/singer willing to work for free.

If I was an artist trying to get my name out there, I’d rather suck dick than support Yandere Dev.

 

[Adamska]

I wonder if he's paying for the art/vocals used in his parodies or if he somehow found a competent artist/singer willing to work for free.

The latter; he's well known to take advantage of artists and his own community.

 

[Trombonista]

I wonder if he's paying for the art/vocals used in his parodies or if he somehow found a competent artist/singer willing to work for free.

Michaela Laws is willing to work for free until the game is released.

Hey, maybe that's why he keeps delaying Osana!

 

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If I was an artist trying to get my name out there, I’d rather suck dick than support Yandere Dev.

Should I try messaging her and asking if she was paid? I'm genuinely curious

 

[Manah]

Several hundred pages back I remember someone did a breakdown of a bunch of the character designs in this being terrible and giving a shot at improving them, does anyone remember when or who that was?

Should I try messaging her and asking if she was paid? I'm genuinely curious

There is zero chance.

 

[Floop]

Michaela Laws is willing to work for free until the game is released.

Hey, maybe that's why he keeps delaying Osana!

Has Yandere Dev ever paid any of the people that work for him? Ever?

 

[Trombonista]

Has Yandere Dev ever paid any of the people that work for him? Ever?

The voice of Osana and a modeler named Druelbozo.

 

[Mitsukiiee]

Literally, I don't know were to start from with this bastard. I can't believe so many 12 year olds still have hopes that the game will ever be done. Hell, I'm 1000% sure Osana was done since 2017, and his dumb ass doesn't know how to code her right and the game doesn't open when she's in. Or he knew she would be boring as fuck and added Raibaru to delay her, or make her a bit challenging. First, we were waiting for the rivals, they never came. Then, the club leaders, for about 4 years? And most of them aren't even that special! They just have voiced lines and go to the meeting room every Friday, that's it. Now the shopkeepers. What is he gonna add next, maids with different colored uniforms for the maid cafe, or more panty colors for every girl at school? Skirts to the teachers? This is just ridiculous. Half "important" people in the game have the same voice, even Osana's suitor. The models still haven't changed. At this point, he spoiled everything, there's no need to wait for the game to come out, that would never happen, anyway. I have to put the lowest resolution and turn on the "low settings" command, and my framerate is barely reaching 30. I can't, I just can't. And this guy is still getting 5k every month on Patreon and planning to open a Kickstarter when Osana comes out. Oh wait, that will never happen, so we don't have to worry about it.

 

[The Reaper]

What is he gonna add next, maids with different colored uniforms for the maid cafe, or more panty colors for every girl at school? Skirts to the teachers? This is just ridiculous. Half "important" people in the game have the same voice, even Osana's suitor.

Well don't give him ideas!

 

[birdman]

If we ignore him delaying Osana for 4 years, it's obvious he wasn't thinking about including any rivals other than Osana in the future as soon as he added "Raibaru" to the game.
Because if the "tutorial rival" has to have best friend (who is also a martial arts professional and extremely dedicated bodyguard) by her side at all times, what will he do with other, more difficult rivals? Will everyone have obsessive bodyguard friend with excellent fighting skills?

Instead he is obsessing with how will other students and senpai react once Osana is killed, adding more shit into his already awful code.

Just make every week/rival into a chapter you idiot. Once rival is disposed of, chapter ends (and immediate aftermath can be described, VN style) and new chapter begins where a new rival is introduced. Time can pass between chapters (a month or two for example) so you don't have to code mental trauma students are experiencing day after murder.

I know I am sperging over a shit game, but how can someone who has played video games all his life be so inept at basic game design?

EDIT: Why even start with senpai's childhood best friend as a "tutorial rival"? Tutorial should've been someone who senpai isn't much aware about...Jesus fucking Christ...

 

[BlueCandle]

Alex is an unholy combination of an Idea Guy and the guys who make those Mario64 in UE5 videos where it’s some ripped models slapped onto a bloom filled field with photo realistic grass. There is no such thing as a design document in his mind, any thought he has just goes in the game.

 

[Ash97]

god, I just found out about the subreddit sellout from last year

holy shit I hate Alex and wish to see him fucking fail miserably asap

 

[HavenlyKingdom]

The latter; he's well known to take advantage of artists and his own community.

You can say that's Alex true talent, somehow convincing people to do work that should cost real money for free.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

god, I just found out about the subreddit sellout from last year

holy shit I hate Alex and wish to see him fucking fail miserably asap

Chill out. While his failure is inevitable at this point, we shouldn't be wishing it on him. That's A-log behavior.