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Damn why am I just learning about this site, being able to see messages that got people banned is great lmao

So the largest amount of bans in one day happened on the cat reveal stream...yet he told quartering in their interview how much everyone loved the reveal and how positive it was....most moderated day was also the most positive! 🌀🐽🌀
I think its only been up for a week or so.
 
Damn why am I just learning about this site, being able to see messages that got people banned is great lmao

So the largest amount of bans in one day happened on the cat reveal stream...yet he told quartering in their interview how much everyone loved the reveal and how positive it was....most moderated day was also the most positive! 🌀🐽🌀

when you read these after watching his stream, you realize 90% of what he says is answering or "roasting" ppl he bans

"if phil is supposedly a pro player, why doesnt he play in tournament ever? or even win his common online matches ever?"

dsp brought up an obscure evo east tournament from 2007 where he participated with rambo

 
The thing is, this is what his paypigs should be asking about, and it's mind-blowing to me that they have no apparent interest in wondering where their thousands of dollars a month are going. The "taxes" excuse is so transparent it's a joke (unless he is *very* behind on back taxes, which could be substantial given his estimated six figure incomes), the absolute non-admission of the foreclosure... the bahtahm line is there's no way to know *what* he's doing with his money, despite how fucking much he talks about it, and no one should give him a cent until he's proven he won't just continue his unsustainable financial and spending habits.
Unfortunately he long ago stumbled on the solution to this, which is wagging his finger at his audience and telling them he'll take their toys away if they don't pay up, and his bluff has never been called on a wide scale. Fred deconstructed this on a SoKast about one of Phil's reeemergency streams; what is he going to do, logically, if he quits streaming? What's the next step? He's not going to get a job. He doesn't have a hyper-successful spouse to mooch off of or a trust to draw from. The only real option is moving back in with Ma and Pa, and he won't do that as it'd preclude him from buying all the best things he wants and, worse, it'd bring him down to the level he views his fans and detractors both as inhabiting. He won't be able to lord his Reel Uhdolt Lyfestile over them anymore, which would be a genuine blow to his fragile machismo.

He'll never stop streaming. He could be making just pennies a day, it wouldn't matter. This is the prison he's built for himself and he's gleefully both warden and convict.
 
I mean I get it SF5 sucks and he doesn't like it and neither do I but that's not the only modern fighting game.
Guess what? WRONG.
The only other modern fighting games are Arc System Works games or Mortal Kombat, and they all have shitty netcode (despite most people praising MK11's netcode) and scrubs that just mash autocombos and/or ahnline khambos.

It somehow doesn't matter that he has the exact same complaints of the one fighter he does still play. And he already gave Dragon Ball FighterZ two chances more than it deserved, nudnik.
 
when you read these after watching his stream, you realize 90% of what he says is answering or "roasting" ppl he bans

"if phil is supposedly a pro player, why doesnt he play in tournament ever? or even win his common online matches ever?"

dsp brought up an obscure evo east tournament from 2007 where he participated with rambo


Jesus fucking Christ.. I just struggled through about 350 of these & I've now realized I really didn't need this much clearer a picture of what a true Rètard magnet that hapless pisscunt really is.. Seriously, most of these fucking people are absolutely incredible.

And I must be a glutton for self-harm because now I want a database of all the shit these spackers say in there that doesn't eat a ban.. :cryblood::cryblood::cryblood:

Edit: Okay, this one was hilarious though:

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One day, maybe when he has nothing left to lose (including being disowned by his parents), I wonder if Dark will drop the charade and step out of the closet. His using beards to cover for his obvious homosexuality is sadder than being afraid to admit the reason he's always going on about shitty dicks and massive balls.
considering how late phil is to trends, i expect him to troon out by 2024
 
Phil is definitely not a virgin (he had Panda nudes meaning he definitely did some sexual stuff) but he doesn’t have a healthy sex life. He’s too miserable for that.

I don’t believe he’s had sex with more than three women tops making him very sexually inexperienced, insecure, and conservative in that department.
I'm having a hard time finding it on Pigpiggo, but I definitely remember him talking about his soulmaid constantly wanting to fuck before she moved in. Apparently Subaru man wasn't hitting that shit right at all, cause she couldn't get enough of the DarksydeDick. In fact, Dark was laying so much pipe it was becoming problematic for him.

Fast-forward two years and our resident nympho doesn't even want to be bust down before bed. She's totally fine with her husband building gay-ass Minecraft statues and going on boomer rants during what should be their underwear time. That's kind of fucking weird...

Now it's common for sex drives to be sky-high in the opening months of a new relationship, that's to be expected. But it seems like she's gone from being a full-blown cockgoblin to borderline chaste in only a matter of two years. And they're newlyweds. What are you supposed to make of that?
You would think their marriage would signify the actual desire to start a family; to settle down with the person you claim to be your soulmate; to have kids that aren't your fucking cat.

But then you have shit like him telling us he can't even find time to eat breakfast with her in the morning. The planets somehow can't align to make that feat happen... when this nigga works from home and makes his own schedule.

He'd rather spend 30 minutes reading stream chat and jerking off than eating a bowl of lucky charms with his horse. Really makes it hard to believe he's actively giving her dick. Maybe once a week on his day off, but even that seem generous.

I'd probably put her insatiable lust for cock next to her love for cleaning and her amazing cooking abilities. Unless Jim is out there wearing that ass out I'm gonna call that one debunked.
 
I'm having a hard time finding it on Pigpiggo, but I definitely remember him talking about his soulmaid constantly wanting to fuck before she moved in. Apparently Subaru man wasn't hitting that shit right at all, cause she couldn't get enough of the DarksydeDick. In fact, Dark was laying so much pipe it was becoming problematic for him.
I also remember that, but that's Phil talking and thus must always be taken with a grain of salt. Especially since this was the peak time of him wanting revenge on Leanna.
 
Dark....when you say shit like this it gets very suspicious. What’s there to be hectic? There’s a cat, one of the most self sufficient animals people keep as pets, you, one of the most lazy and sedentary animals on the planet, and your wife who presumably works an average minimum Wage job.

Where’s the possibility from something being hectic in that household.....really hard guess......
 

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I also remember that, but that's Phil talking and thus must always be taken with a grain of salt. Especially since this was the peak time of him wanting revenge on Leanna.
There is absolutely no way on earth they ever regularly had sex. They are roommates at best, and from what Phil has inadvertently revealed in his tweets and streams they don't even sleep in the same bed most nights. And that's after being together for only a couple years...it's not going to get better.
 
There is absolutely no way on earth they ever regularly had sex. They are roommates at best, and from what Phil has inadvertently revealed in his tweets and streams they don't even sleep in the same bed most nights. And that's after being together for only a couple years...it's not going to get better.

But will it get worse over time or end suddenly and abruptly? That's what I want to know
 
But will it get worse over time or end suddenly and abruptly? That's what I want to know
Considering how often he complains about little shit involving her like things being “hectic” I can assume it’s only going to get worse.

I mean, history has proven dark destroys every relationship he’s had with another human, his parents being the only exception.
 
Phil has many, many flaws, among them are taking good things for granted and not thinking long term. Phil stumbled into a job where he was making well over $250k just for uploading videos to YouTube. Phil honestly thought he would be making that kind of money for the rest of his life and so he every dollar he made he immediately spent. Phil lived the NEET King lifestyle, eating fast food or going to restaurants every day, buying the collectibles he wanted, flying first class to stay in expensive hotels, going to cons, etc.; the way Phil put it, he was making "fuck you money" back then. He didn't have a care in the world... until things changed. He wasn't making as much money from YouTube thanks to a combination of his declining popularity and changes in YouTube's monetary policies. Instead of realizing that he needed to change with the times, he simply bitched and moaned. Phil had every opportunity to branch out and become something more than just a Let's Player. Machinima at one point even arranged for Phil to be a commentator at EVO (might has been EVO East, but still), which he declined because he didn't see the point in it. When he had the clout, he could have made connections within the gaming industry, going to cons to report on them, interviewing devs and that sort of stuff. Nope, couldn't be bothered, all he wanted to do was playthroughs. Now that he's burned every possible bridge to the gaming industry by badmouthing everyone , he gets nothing and is stuck begging for quarters every day. Wasn't his fault, nothing he could do!

The same thing happened to his relationship with Leanna. This ugly, fat, disgusting, 30 year old, pig of a man had actually managed to defy logic and got himself an 18 year old girlfriend. He managed to keep her around by showering her with money and filling her head with nonsense about not needing a job (because Phil would provide everything) and not needing to go to college (because Phil said it was a waste of time). Again, this was a situation that Phil thought would last forever, that Leanna would always be his girlfriend... until things changed. Leanna got a little older and wanted to do something aside from cater to an ungrateful manbaby. Phil tells her to get a job, which he sees as a win for him because it's an extra source of income. This leads to Phil spending less time with Leanna and her becoming more frustrated with Phil not doing his part in the relationship since she has to still do all the housework in addition to working a full time job while he just sits there like a sack of potatoes. At this point, Phil should have changed with the times, but instead he simply bitched and moaned about not spending time with Leanna. Every reasonable suggestion was outright rejected. Change your schedule to so it matches up with her work hours? No! Take an extra day off? No! Try out a new hobby together? No! How about going to bed at the same time? No! Leanna was openly complaining about the lack of sex, HINT HINT, and Phil couldn't be bothered because he resorted to jerking off on the crusty cuck couch instead. This idiot did absolutely nothing to help the situation when it was salvageable then lashed out at Leanna in the most petty way possible by telling the infamous hospital story. Bridge burned, she moves out in a hurry, relationship over, have to quickly settle for Kat now. Wasn't his fault, nothing he could do!
 
I mean, history has proven dark destroys every relationship he’s had with another human, his parents being the only exception.
His parents aren't an exception. His father had to outright leave the room while his mom told him he needed to work toward resolving his financial difficulties rather than coming to them for help. The only inference I can draw from that is this is a conversation that he has participated in one too many times and he doesn't want to deal with it anymore.
 
Just throwing in some clips from todays ongoing stream, nothing major!

I dont know any other streamer that has to bring up the rules and in such an elaborate way of doing it either!
















Ofcourse the shout-outs is his favorit part of the prestream since he gets to talk about how much money people throw at him, but he can't say that!















Pointing out that the rules section came about 50 min into the pre-stream and the pre-stream ended about 45 min later!

He is very hyped today because of?
















He used to be a professional MW player and has his own team!
















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Not only was Phil a bodybuilder, but so was his dad!
 
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