You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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YouTubers who start all their videos off by spending 2+ minutes telling you to sub and enable the notifications, how grateful they are for all of their followers, followed by some shitty long-winded promotion for some sketch service like NordVPN or something. And usually a giveaway scam too.

If you have 50+ patreon donors, maybe it's not the best idea to list them all one by one just to pad out a video holy shit
 
Original character adoptions

I see it all the time in my feeds, people who create characters just so they can sell them for either DA points or actual fucking cash.

Defeats the entire purpose of characters being original if you ask me.

Suckers have money and lack originality. It's brilliant.
 
People who make claims about things being fact or evidenced and use the terms like "They Say" and upon asking where say shit like "I'm not doing your research for you" or "Google it". Sometimes they do give their evidence or link to the great mind and it is some lunatics blog post. Not that I have anything against blogs when the blog in question gives sources etc but these types don't. Before the internet age I had a boss who I asked who are these they and got experts as a reply fucking pissed me off no end just a load of tosh he had read in a tabloid.
 
YouTubers who start all their videos off by spending 2+ minutes telling you to sub and enable the notifications, how grateful they are for all of their followers, followed by some shitty long-winded promotion for some sketch service like NordVPN or something. And usually a giveaway scam too.

Ah yes. Like and subscribe! Do it!!! Do it NOW!!! Not until I know if I even enjoy your video you little shit.
 
People who put the name of their twitch or YT channels in their online gaming handles. Most of the time they suck at the game and they’re a major detriment to their team, and the few times I’ve actually looked them up it’s either some 40 year old dad trying to get monetized so they can quit their job or some rainbow-haired autist trying way too hard to come off as a pro Youtuber.

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"Who's still listening to this in [insert current year]?"
Oh God I fucking despise that shit. I listen to a lot of classical music, and half the comments are always people saying that to sound funny (the other half are referencing anime/vidya that uses the song) and admittedly it is kinda funny at first, but when every other comment is that same damn joke over and over it gets old really fast.
 
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"Who's still listening to this in [insert current year]?"
On a related note I hate this trend of gaming videos having year based titles.

"[game] [insert a/number of years since release] year(s) on/later."

"[game]: How is it in [current year]?"

"[game]: Is it still good/bad in [current year]?"

I understand that original titles are hard to come up with, but at least go with something that's not gonna be dated the moment the current year ends.
 
I work in retail and have honestly been growing more consistently annoyed by old people.

Old people by far have been the most annoying customers.

My worst experiences were usually parents who allowed their kids to repeatedly press the singing toys near my register.
 
I work in retail and have honestly been growing more consistently annoyed by old people.

Old people by far have been the most annoying customers.

What about people who, instead of using the gift of language, choose to communicate in grunts and snorts like a feral pig? I cant stand these motherfuckers. It's like no one ever taught them basic manners.

I just want to scream "USE YOUR WORDS" at them. Pro tip: When someone asks you a question or otherwise acknowledges you, you dont keep facing away and grunt you absolute mongoloid.
 
That overdramatic series of exaggerated sighs and gasps middle aged women do to show their displeasure that something is taking slightly longer than they expected it to.

Holy shit Karen you're 45. You're divorced and all your eggs are dead, your coffee taking five seconds longer won't kill you.
 
Trash-Right , toothless, generationally welfare dependent lumpenproles who have weekly spectacles in the city centre who provide the cunts of antifa and the MSM endless fodder to justify their across-the-board demonisation of conservatives. i hate them the way Thomas Sowell hates the looters of Black Lies Natter. They make me wanna twist their mutant spawn's mispelled names right off their tattooed pencil-necks.
 
Fucking bastards (usually past their expiry date) who take up 40 minutes at the cashier with their lottery tickets, when I'm trying to pay for gas and get to work on time. They should only be able to buy/cash 1 at a time and then go to the back of the line. One day I will run one down on my way out, so help me God.
 
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