Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Littlest Shitlord]

What is it with him starting off every song with no music? Every time he shows a picture of some "song" he's "writing" or "written" he always shows off the vocal portion that doesn't start right away. He does this even with the ones he's technically finished. Is he paranoid someone's going to take his awesome music and steal it for their own use? I can believe that he'd think that with his massive ego.

I always assumed that he's using some software that automatically pads out the thing with rests until you actually put something there. It's still really lame, it would be like an author choosing a file name and template, creating a new Word document, and then posting a screenshot of it to hype everyone for his awesome new novel.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

"You guys *slurp* should be near *slurp* a bus stop or something *slurp*"

Imagine you're some drugged-out whore trying to advertise yourself online and some bizarre fucking spastic starts coming at you because the whorehouse isn't near public transportation.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russ, on aging gracefully:

 

[MysticMisty]

I always assumed that he's using some software that automatically pads out the thing with rests until you actually put something there. It's still really lame, it would be like an author choosing a file name and template, creating a new Word document, and then posting a screenshot of it to hype everyone for his awesome new novel.

He does this even with his "finished" pieces though. Only it'll be the vocal portion he's showing specifically (as it's always been labeled as such) and we maybe only get a glimpse of the other instruments farther down. I can't decide if it's paranoia or not, and it could go either way with Russ.

 

[Crispeacock]

I watched that documentary on Nutflix about that malignant narcissist that offed a load of cats and then killed someone. I can see Gristle doing this with hookers I'm sorry to say.

 

[Digital Thunder]

I watched that documentary on Nutflix about that malignant narcissist that offed a load of cats and then killed someone. I can see Gristle doing this with hookers I'm sorry to say.

Wouldn't that require his weird goblin hands to be more agile than they're capable of being?

 

[Umaibae]

Russ, on aging gracefully:

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Funny, as Monroe had a ton of plastic surgery and dyed her brown/red hair blonde.

 

[drain]

Russ, on aging gracefully:

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''healthier and better looking''

lol no

 

[DrJonesHat]

''healthier and better looking''

lol no

My ass. Russ looks like a two-pack a day man with a meth habit on top of it.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Russ’ battle station.



Bonus Content: Adam Driver is not a good actor.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

What is it with him starting off every song with no music? Every time he shows a picture of some "song" he's "writing" or "written" he always shows off the vocal portion that doesn't start right away. He does this even with the ones he's technically finished. Is he paranoid someone's going to take his awesome music and steal it for their own use? I can believe that he'd think that with his massive ego.

He also brags about suing people without ever actually doing it. I bet the moment he thinks of a song's title he immediately throws it up on facebook without doing anything else first. Because that's all he cares about- being able to SAY he's doing X, not actually doing it.

 

[drain]

Russ’ battle station.

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Bonus Content: Adam Driver is not a good actor.

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Rusty's setup is almost as bad than my buddy's 2008 toshiba laptop that he insisted on using til 2018 while downloading games like skyrim and then getting mad it wouldnt run properly. Also I love when Russ just gives his opinions even if nobody asked for it or cares about it.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Headphones post from earlier:

 

[Free the Pedos]

I bet he hates that Adam Driver is sort of goofy looking but still manages to have millions of women swooning over him. Where’s Russel’s 8 picture deal?!

 

[CausticMinory]

I bet he hates that Adam Driver is sort of goofy looking but still manages to have millions of women swooning over him. Where’s Russel’s 8 picture deal?!

I mean if he wants we can keep all his creepy headshots from his FB for him. Free of charge of course, Russ.

 

[DarkAlien]

Sure buddy

 

[drain]

Sure buddy

"I rotate between music one day, script writing the next, in between the work, gym, and being a fucking moron''

 

[wateryketchup]

Sure buddy

So has Russ been confirmed for Bipolar? Because these recent updates are sounding like the beginning of a manic episode

 

[The Great Citracett]

So has Russ been confirmed for Bipolar? Because these recent updates are sounding like the beginning of a manic episode

Early on he said something to that effect, and also mentioned that he's supposed to be on meds but he won't take them because they make him "not himself."

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

No room left in his schedule for "suing negligent starlets who make false representations that cause legally-definable damages which can somehow be rectified with car rides and icecream dates"?
Not even a churched up distortion like "Fighting for disabled rights"??
Russ, your New Year's resolution should be to do one thing correctly.