Sorry, that I couldn’t the last streams. They were so toxic and most of the patrons were so sped on those or inaudible (eating loud or doing . This one is tolerable however.
• Patrons mad at us lol.
• Greg finds himself attractive as a blond bimbo chick he always plays as.
• Greg complains about how women are always painted as victims on the Morning Show. Patron says it depends on how they are being victimized and Greg says “what about a man who comes on the show who is crying and shaking on what happened to him” (Jesus Christ. Can this guy be anymore of an incel than he is?)
• Greg has a theory that no one is happy and says people who do video games for a living is better. Someone says Greg has a similar lifestyle too but Greg confronts him and says “No, I have “grown-up” duties”. That’s literally something Chris-Chan would say to himself. No Middle aged man talks like this.
•Talking about the word “Nigga”. Patron is fed up about white people only calling people racist and Greg says black people was called racist by many black people back then (Like his black face gel video and black hair video) Greg lies about how he would say many “beautiful” things about black hair (like calling kinky hair a rat’s nest, dirty, etc.) and Greg says when he says one bad thing about black hair, he gets called a racist. Then he goes on complaining how they didn’t pay attention to any of the compliments he said about it.
Craig please. That’s not even complimenting someone, that’s just straight up manipulating a person’s feelings to make certain people like you. Same shit you did with Sarah, you sick fuckwit. For fuck sakes, look at yourself, Greg, you are literally balding in the front of your scalp.
• They talking about i Cup. Greg immediately gets thirsty for tea and asks his patrons if they heard any rumors about them( him). They joke about how Tamra is the FBI and hardcore sex.
• Lol, Greg butthurt about how someone called him out for thristing on his female patrons. He constantly talks about Mcfly, joking about how his tweets are about her and says he just wanted to add a little SPICE (such aggressiveness) to this rumor.
• Talk about how it makes the Joker and giggles like a fucking lunatic. Wtf, Greg says some shit about a chick who sucks dick from one dude and someone leaks her photos onto the internet, making herself a pornstar after. Greg says he doesn’t like dick and says he’s not taking dudes (then what about your “husband” then?) Greg says if he were a girl, he be a total slut and fuck everyone (I swear I heard him say this before) Female patron gets a bit mad and asks if he thinks that women are just nothing interesting besides sex for him and Greg says “No, I’ll feel very proud of being... uh... having ... um ... tits” (Real smooth Greg) Because it’s more to look at and says that women don’t have a lot of body hair (This dude really is a no life. It’s like the only real women he see are from porn videos or some shit.) He says he“grooms” himself. Greg says he’s talking about leg hair and he brings back the god damn “I thought I had herpes but it was ingrown oops” shit. Greg says he has body hair problems.
• Greg hates Keemstar. Greg talks about drama of other YouTubers and says it should be illegal to put another YouTuber on their videos without consent . Greg makes a stupid ass lie saying how Pateron banned him from showing a anon saying something nice to him and he said something nice to them back, forgetting to crop out the top of the text. The dumbass says Patreon banned him for having any other Patreons on the site and says they aren’t aware that he has two accounts (assuming Lainey’s and another) on there already (Well, now they know now because you said it dumb fuckhead) Patrons inform him that Patron took down his lovedoll one and Greg (lol) gets mad saying he didn’t put any billing information there and they robbed him with his money. Patron is confused and says he told her that it didn’t exist and Greg says no he didn’t, covers it up that he didn’t understand the question. “Patreon is a bunch of thieves”
• Greg whines about society and says “all you have to do is lie about someone and their life is over”. Greg mad again jealous how people ask him to go on a show where Chris Hansen makes thousands of dollars out of and he says it in a passive aggressive voice too. He wishes Hansen would of accepted his invitation (pay him 300k) and tells his patrons he’s bummed about it not working out. Greg wants him on “his show” and a male patron is like “yeah! He should accept it!”. Greg’s narcissism takes over and he says he wants Chris on “his” show so “he” can ask him questions. (Greg that’s not how shit works. You’re the predator here not him)
The hypocrisy is so strong in this clip. Craig goes full butthurt mode and narc rages how much Chris is a fraud and didn’t pay back companies (Yeah, Greg. Why haven’t you paid the IRS or the wetland fine you have, you fraud?) Also, this motherfucker said one of live that all people who donate to charity are attention seekers so he’s literally doing this for attention himself. Amazing.
•After his spreg rant, a kind soul decided to play “I like little girls” through the mic full blast, and tbh it was the perfect moment to troll that scumbag’s ass. Greg says he likes the song and his dumb cunts are saying “no no it bad!” They talk about the troll girl for a bit and Greg was like “It’s good to interrupt someone with a song because you know you’re winning *autistic giggle*” (No, it was because your rant was completely flawed, dumb and hypocritical)
•I’m actually enjoying this stream so far, it’s such a shitshow to watch. Greg goes on spreging and Greg brings up “oh yeah I beat my dad, guys” He said he only did “two” things that were against the law (ok, groomer), he “sped” (yeah we all know that, you do it all the time) and beat his dad (the edge). Greg jealous that Chris only has to pay the American Express 16k while he has to pay the county 100k+. Greg lies about how he never cheated on his ex wives and just dumped them because things didn’t work out. He said he was dumped once because they didn’t like him watching hentai. Big titty bitches (Lie, Shiloh said they were loli-like and flat chested) Greg says he made up for it and got love forever tattoos on his wrist. He twists it around and blames Shiloh for getting him the tattoo to prove his loyalty. He talks about how he got dumped for fucking (cuddling) with Billie. At this part, I have no idea what he’s saying. He’s like angry mumbling about shit but I do catch him about Chris Hansen being a complete fraud part. Greg calls Chris Hansen a motherfucker and asks him how he would feel if he would look like shit if everything fall apart in the end ( This man is determined that he will get out of this and the FBI won’t do shit when they already found child porn on three devices already) He calls his investigation a witch hunt and twists things because he’s a total fraud.
• Greg complains about Patreon and says they don’t support people like Greg but they support hardcore porn pages. He goes on and on and on how they ban someone who dies transgender jokes while they support CGI gangbang porn. Of course, he defends hentai and says he’s into teacher (Okay Greg) and patrons are like wtf. Patron confronts him and says “So that morally better than -“ Greg cuts her off and says “If you have a college professor and they want to fuck you then that’s a fantasy you have to be in” Greg goes full TMI and says he always fantasized about fucking his teachers
Patrons are grossed out and silent after that. (Yeah I would too) Greg screams into the mic, “THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH LIKING YOUR TEACHERS”
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• Greg starts talking about politics and talks about pewdiepie’s soap opera tweet. Greg thinks pewdiepie is obsessed with him (this dude lmfao) and he wants him to take back the shitty part. Lmao why is Craig so damn angry on this stream. He says pewdiepie is taking a break because he’s already rich and is finally going to experience what’s life is like outside of social media (Yeah Greg like you know what life is). People were saying shit and Greg goes “Lets quiet down and listen to the lady with the interesting accent”. German lady gets mad at that. Greg cringeworthy jokes that there’s currently a nazi problem in Germany
• Greg asks what that song is again (I like little girls) and patrons are like nope. Patron says they used it to make him look like a creep and Greg goes “But if they play it, doesn’t that make them a creep? That’s like looking up some deep porn (like you Greg ) showing it to someone then saying that person is a creep.” His patrons say it’s a bad song and a joke and Greg goes “Well, if it’s a joke then get over it.”
•Talks about Stephan King then his book. Talks about cocaine. He talks about politics again. Patron says she hates people who control other people and Greg asks to give her examples of that. She says no because he’s streaming.
He ends the stream after that.
