Kiwi Farms Reviews

[Dustlord]

Not sure if it counts as a review since half of what he said didn't actually happen if you read the thread he is referencing.

Jordan Figuero 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇰🇵🔞 on Twitter

“Turns out i'm famous on KiwiFarms now. Users there are archiving my posts in hopes of building a legal case against me and other MAP's. They also seem to think that they know who I am in real life just by searching my username on google. Pathetic...”

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[Neko GF]

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Not sure if it counts as a review since half of what he said didn't actually happen if you read the thread he is referencing.

Jordan Figuero 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇰🇵🔞 on Twitter

“Turns out i'm famous on KiwiFarms now. Users there are archiving my posts in hopes of building a legal case against me and other MAP's. They also seem to think that they know who I am in real life just by searching my username on google. Pathetic...”

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"I'm famous on KiwiFarms now". Never heard of this guy. Has he been mentioned in the MAP thread or something?

 

[Dustlord]

"I'm famous on KiwiFarms now". Never heard of this guy. Has he been mentioned in the MAP thread or something?

I posted some screenshots of his postings in the MAP thread.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

So you are a pedo then, Jordan Figuero?

 

[Great Dane]

So you are a pedo then, Jordan Figuero?

He has blatantly admitted that.

Jordan Figuero 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇰🇵🔞 on Twitter

“Yeah, I'm a pedophile, congratulations. You solved the problem which no attempt was made to hide. And yeah I would be a badass parent because I actually give a shit about children. https://t.co/S4ZqljUrOG”

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[No Exit]

He has blatantly admitted that.
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Jordan Figuero 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇰🇵🔞 on Twitter

“Yeah, I'm a pedophile, congratulations. You solved the problem which no attempt was made to hide. And yeah I would be a badass parent because I actually give a shit about children. https://t.co/S4ZqljUrOG”

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That's so absolutely retarded on so many levels I have no words of response that wouldn't be a-logging.

All I can really say is that sexually exploiting children doesn't classify as "giving a shit"".

 

[Dante Alighieri]

What the everloving fuck. Imagine having absolutely zero shame about being an absolute piece of shit.

 

[Neko GF]

Here's another MAP Kiwi Farms review (specifically aimed at @Dustlord):

Spoiler: Hypocrisy

Imagine, whiteknighting for pedos online and then insulting other people's intelligence.

 

[fishercat]

Spoiler: this is what they actually believe

 

[Dustlord]

Here's another MAP Kiwi Farms review (specifically aimed at @Dustlord):

Spoiler: Hypocrisy

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Imagine, whiteknighting for pedos online and then insulting other people intelligence.

The best part about that is the way they cropped the image. I wonder if they intentionally cropped it like that or if they're just REEEEtarded

 

[Pixy]

Spoiler: this is what they actually believe

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You mean you aren't actually a Kiwi behind that computer screen?

 

[fishercat]

You mean you aren't actually a Kiwi behind that computer screen?

No I'm a fisher cat in a kiwi costume.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The assassin known as Kiwi Farms strikes so much fear into the heart of troons that some even have nightmares about him:

Spoiler: Kiwi Farms is really Scary

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We really do live in their heads rent free

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

That's so absolutely retarded on so many levels I have no words of response that wouldn't be a-logging.

All I can really say is that sexually exploiting children doesn't classify as "giving a shit"".

I don't think it's possible to A-log a pedo, because pretty much anybody is automatically better than one of those.

He has blatantly admitted that.
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Jordan Figuero 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇰🇵🔞 on Twitter

“Yeah, I'm a pedophile, congratulations. You solved the problem which no attempt was made to hide. And yeah I would be a badass parent because I actually give a shit about children. https://t.co/S4ZqljUrOG”

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Well, you giving a shit about children is kinda the problem, dude.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Well, you giving a shit about children is kinda the problem, dude.

Saying pedos make great parents because they care about children is like saying that women should date stalkers because they pay attention. Only worse.

 

[Book Thief]

robin.txt on Twitter

“kiwifarms is awful but at least we have gender neutral pronouns”

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Phew, thank god. That certainly makes up for the awful dwelling of assassin Russian trolls known as K*w*F*rms.

EDIT: Damn, looking through the timeline, it looks like it's just a bot throwing out randomly generated SJW quips. Oh well, still funny, though. Here's something else to make up for it:

Kevin the Peacemonger on Twitter

“PLEASE Help Us Shut Down Cyberbullying Sites LolCow + KiwiFarms + GuruGossiper + PrettyUglyLittleLiar - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/hCSirJ0ilg via @Change”

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EDIT2: Oh shit guys, it's a Change.org petition! We're fucked now!

Sign the Petition

PEOPLE ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE: Shut Down Cyberbullying Sites LolCow.Farm - KiwiFarms.net

www.change.org

 

[Neko GF]

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robin.txt on Twitter

“kiwifarms is awful but at least we have gender neutral pronouns”

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Phew, thank god. That certainly makes up for the awful dwelling of assassin Russian trolls known as K*w*F*rms.

I'm almost certain that "robin.txt" is a bot. I almost always see it tweeting out something that amounts to "Kiwi Farms bad" and something like "[insert leftist issue/ talking point here] good" when looking for reviews on twatter. I've never seen them tweet out more than a single sentence or give any actual replies.

 

[Book Thief]

I'm almost certain that "robin.txt" is a bot. I almost always see it tweeting out something that amounts to "Kiwi Farms bad" and something like "[insert leftist issue/ talking point here] good" when looking for reviews on twatter. I've never seen them tweet out more than a single sentence or give any actual replies.

Yeah, I realized it shortly afterwards by looking through its timeline, and noticed a pattern emerging. That's why I updated it with something much more interesting to look at.

EDIT: Found some more satisfied customers:

Come at us, bro.

I'm sure they really miss you.

 

[Next Task]

Well, bakuu, if there's anything I can think of that's more embarrassing than that blatantly fake arson story, it's actually believing that blatantly fake arson story.

There's something even more embarrassing - it's not only believing the fake arson story, but embellishing it to include actual arson and extra crimes to make the bullshit sound even worse. The original post only said that petrol was poured through the mail slot, which of course has become 'Kiwi Farms burned down an innocent trans woman's house!'

We're literally one step away from being a witch...

 

[Stoneheart]

For a tl;dr they just say the same shit as the wikipedia article does: if not more autistic.

since when do we like MSM and Neolibs?

last time i checked we liked MDMA and the Kim Family(Kim Wild, Kim Possible, Harry Kim, Kim jong uno, Kim-chi).