God dammit I bring up a few stupid things Linkara says about TLJ and now all of a sudden it's the Star Wars thread.
Though at least you guys made me realize something.
Linkara is essentially the guy with the green lightsaber.
Linkara throughout his video has just been him making excuses for all the stupid things the women do but never puts much of a defense for the stupid stuff the men do. What Finn does is bad but when Rose does it that's perfectly fine, Same for Holda and Leia. I know Linkara has been called a white knight but this is absurd. What fucking causes people to become walking carpets for women that you start defending the actions of fictional ladies in movies?
This is what happens when you sit around at home in the basement all day and not go outside and talk to actual women. I mean, we're talking about the guy who married the first woman he met all because she listened to him. And TGWTG don't count, because MarzGurl and Lindsay Ellis have proven to also be disconnected from reality as well as geekass know it all know nothings. Either Lewis is socially ignorant that women and men are both human beings and capable of great stupidity and evil either way as equals, and wow, am I a better equal rights man than you, Lewis; either considering that he wrote Lightbringer and was quite the misogynist and objectifier himself, as
@Doctor Placebo has said, his morals are whatever keeps him from getting a real job as Karma awaits to see and keeps his hack dumbass afloat with Dunning Kruger, he's a gold medal autistic mental gymnast who has been on a roll since he got caught with his pants down, or most likely, he's everything above.
For fuck's sake Lewis, you're such a wizard beta that even if you got laid and married, you went out with the first woman you ever met and got hitched to her, and that woman being an outright hambeast of a black woman, or as I'll summarize, FUCKING LORETTA BROWN FROM FAMILY GUY. Lewis, if I did that, I too would have no respect for myself, because, unlike you, and something I'll steal from you that's much more deserving in other's hands, I AM A MAN. Everyone has fucking standards and have GONE OUTSIDE TO MEET OTHER FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS AND KNOW WHO IS GOOD FROM SHIT. Don't preach to us or anyone about "muh feminism" and "women dindunuttin" when you haven't met shitty women or have not ever had ex lovers (no disrespect towards Liz, because she left your dumbass for good reasons) break your heart or turn you down for stupid petty ass reasons to show that they also aren't just not good matches, but not good people for your or anyone else's life who is better than to stick around or get hitched with them. And when you go off on supporting diseased SJW faggots, man, have you stooped as low as Zoe Quinn and fucking Ron Toye. We men just don't understand women? Motherfucker, you don't understand women, you fucking beta. Go fuck your gorilla, Lewis.
-in the comics there's a lot of narrative thought bubbles for old man luke, which for lewis ruins the subtle storytelling and prefers the more silent moments with luke and rey.
-he likes old man luke since the Jedi in OT were closely similiar, being pacifists first and only fighting as a last resort. Prequels Jedi were badass and cool but ultimately led to their downfall and luke doesn't want to make that same mistake, as he goes on saying it's time for the jedi to die.
-The stuff between Holdo and Poe makes sense to Linkara. Poe is being reckless and insubordinate to his Commanding officer, and even though the bombing run was successful, it still got many of the few resistance fighters left killed and ultimately futile when more first order ships showed up.
-was okay with part when leia was using the force, cuz ya know she's Luke's twin sister.
-No argument for the FTL ram. Linky just thought it was cool.
-Snoke dies but Likara says who cares? Sidious was little more than a metaphor for Vader's corruption and when he kills Sidious Vader becomes redeemed. Likewise Snoke is also a metaphor too, but i don't remember exactly what, sorry.
-Finn's sacrifice is claimed to be stupid by linkara, as we're not sure if it would actually destroy the laser cannon.
-Rose saving Finn makes sense, since she just lost her sister sacrificing herself for the bombing run, which turned out to have been for nothing.
-Linkara says there is an undercurrent theme of legacy, where Rey tries to reconcile with who she is, how Kylo talks about killing the past, and the whole reason why Luke wanted to die alone on achtoo.
-End of the videos Linkara says he thought Rise of Skywalker was awful.
Disney's Star Wars suck ass because in their case, everything HAS been done before and everything that has done what Star Wars has done has presented it in so many ways to succeed the predecessor.
I've played Japanese Star Wars in the form of Star Gladiator, a Star Wars Clone that goes Street Fighter and yet takes on a 1950s Sci Fi Flash Gordon vibe of fighting off and defending Earth from literal Space Nazi Heinrich Himmler and the Fourth Reich, with detailed backstories for its characters and a world that explores Earth going into intergalactic civilization. I've played a fuckton of JRPGs about youths whose destiny it is to become a hero on a perilous path after losing fucking everything and have to wage a crusade of justice against a world unfair to them and the people who also toil under such tyranny. I've watched countless anime about space travel and space colonization and the rise of heroes who chase what they must attain through the stars. I've played a duology of games about a poverty stricken nerd out in the ass end of California looking like modern day Modesto, George Lucas' very own hometown, having bought a lightsaber off of fucking Ebay and calls people fuckhead as their heads are cut right the fuck off and goes on a journey about why killing people, especially as a career, is a very bad prospect.
It's been done in so many other yet interesting ways, and yet Disney, multi-fucking billion-dollar super corporate monopoly on everything, can't even push out good Star Wars movies? You know what Disney's strategy for their Trilogy was? Do exactly what they did during the late 1990s and 2000s: jerk their own cocks out of self satisfaction, be so fatheaded and assured that nothing can possibly go wrong, piss on Walt Disney's grave, and think that if even a managerie of animal shit from dog to buffalo to hyena feces is presented with the Star Wars name, the "slobbering filthy hordes of unwashed masses" will eat it right the fuck up. TL;DR, classic fatheaded corporate hubris in the veins of what lead to the French Revolution and the fucking Sacking of Rome.
EVERYTHING about the new trilogy is fucking boring. I don't care if everyone got in line that stretched out from LA to NY for them to get in line to jerk off and blow JJ Abrams', Ron Perlmutter's, and Disney Executive Branch's dicks and shower them with their life's savings and lauded them and made the world's biggest spectacle of dicksucking ever in the history of mankind, those movies are balls fucking boring. Everything that has been done before in the classic trilogy of Star Wars has been chewed up and regurgitated by a bunch of fucking suits, and expecting us to pay them for it. Am I supposed to be excited by fucking space dog fights I'd rather watch at the end of A New Hope? Am I supposed to be shocked that Kylo Ren is Han Solo's and Leia Organa's son, than be awed that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father? Am I supposed to resonate with pissy old green alien tit milk drinking nostalgia dwelling asshole Luke Skywalker than be fascinated and with wonder of Obi Wan Kenobi's telling of the grand past of the Jedi and the Galaxy in the days of the Clone Wars by his very word? Have they learned fucking ANYTHING from what sank in the Prequels Trilogy and fucking Ghostbusters 2016? These movies are fucking uninteresting, trite, mass produced executive board meeting excrement, and fucking BORING.
I may have gone off topic, but holy fucking SHIT do those movies reek of ass, and anyone who defends them to the death as exceptional individuals is a fucking LOSER. The fact that Lewis Lovhaug, Beta Bottom Feeder Extraordinaire, defends what moonlogic mental fucking cannon act that is what Nu Trilogy Leia, Rey, and Rose do as "tactical military strategy", is nothing less than a fucking LOSER. I don't even fucking care if Lewis hates the Last Jedi too, that exceptional beta motherfucker has already ousted himself as 200% clueless dickchopped faggot right there.
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