Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[verissimus]

I read somewhere that last names used to be based on occupation. I wonder what occupation eric’s ancestors had.

Rearing asses (i.e. donkeys)?

 

[Duke Nukem]

They were assholes.
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This movie is awesome, in fact I'd rather watch it any day over Soy Wars: The Adventures of MaRey SueWoker. Any God Damn Day.

 

[Oaat]

The only good thing about the Sequels is the song "March of the Resistance". Its reminiscent of the Imperial March but with a more heroic feeling to it. Is probably the only thing is in this dumpsterfire of a trilogy that gets close to the originals. In a better story, this soundtrack could actually mean something

The Scavenger / Rey's Theme: Sounds good but it isn't Rey. Makes me imagine a busy spaceport on some rainy planet somewhere. Here's a more appropriate theme for Rey.
Scherzo for X-Wings: Sounds good for 14 seconds before the Star Wars theme is awkwardly shoved into it. Eventually all of the energy and momentum from the beginning just dies because it keeps stopping to play the Star Wars theme. I do love that intro though.

 

[fishercat]

I know this isn't related to anything but whenever anyone shits on Porgs and asks why they exist I just wanna point out that they only are in TLJ because the island that part was filmed on was covered in so many puffins that it was easier to just make them into cgi animals than cut them out. Then it went overboard. Not saying I like Porgs but they do exist for a reason. Puffins are cuter tho.

 

[Jaimas]

I know this isn't related to anything but whenever anyone shits on Porgs and asks why they exist I just wanna point out that they only are in TLJ because the island that part was filmed on was covered in so many puffins that it was easier to just make them into cgi animals than cut them out. Then it went overboard. Not saying I like Porgs but they do exist for a reason. Puffins are cuter tho.

Yeah, the issue was that they forced the stupid things into everything, to the point where they had more development and screentime than Chewbacca.

 

[fishercat]

Yeah, the issue was that they forced the stupid things into everything, to the point where they had more development and screentime than Chewbacca.

It started innocently enough with them having to get rid of the puffins somehow, but then they decided to try and m.ilk the "cute" animal for all it was worth. They used a genuine reason for having the Porgs as an excuse to flaunt them everywhere.

 

[Oaat]

I know this isn't related to anything but whenever anyone shits on Porgs and asks why they exist I just wanna point out that they only are in TLJ because the island that part was filmed on was covered in so many puffins that it was easier to just make them into cgi animals than cut them out. Then it went overboard. Not saying I like Porgs but they do exist for a reason. Puffins are cuter tho.

They're not "only" in TLJ to cover puffins. They're shoved into as many scenes as possible and heavily merchandised to make another minions fad.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

I know this isn't related to anything but whenever anyone shits on Porgs and asks why they exist I just wanna point out that they only are in TLJ because the island that part was filmed on was covered in so many puffins that it was easier to just make them into cgi animals than cut them out. Then it went overboard. Not saying I like Porgs but they do exist for a reason. Puffins are cuter tho.

They pale in comparison to our lord and savior Klaud

 

[Marissa Moira]

Jenny Nicholson is a treasure.

If more women were like Jenny we wouldn't have incels or people who cry themselves to sleep every night because of the crushing void of solitude.

 

[Jaimas]

If more women were like Jenny we wouldn't have incels or people who cry themselves to sleep every night because of the crushing void of solitude.

Yes we would.

They'd just be funnier.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

If more women were like Jenny we wouldn't have incels or people who cry themselves to sleep every night because of the crushing void of solitude.

Jeb’s A mixed bag in that she’ll have some pretty good takes but also some not so good ones

On a kind of related note I was browsing Mauler’s subreddit and I saw a post claiming that Kathleen Kennedy was one of the producers of the last Airbender

Evidence:

Kathleen Kennedy

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And it gets better you know how people got mad at Shymalan for race bending: it was not his choice. Cray Cray KK was the one behind the casting decisions because she wanted it to be marketable. Oh vey that is very problematic big YIKES. It would be a real shame of this knowledge became more well known to the masses.

 

[fishercat]

They're not "only" in TLJ to cover puffins. They're shoved into as many scenes as possible and heavily merchandised to make another minions fad.

If you scrolled down a bit further you would have seen me say that they used the fact that they had to cover the puffins up as an excuse to shove the porgs in wherever they could. They were only for covering the puffins at first.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So here’s a short final review of TROS.

Rating: 3/10
Critic and audience polls put this film even below Phantom Menace, something I would’ve never even thought possible at first.

This was quite a conundrum to rate this film tbh.

On one hand, we had Billy Dee Williams and Ian McDiramid back and the visuals and cinematography (the most consistent good thing of the What if Trilogy), were REALLY amazing honestly.

On the other hand, the rest of it (shit acting-especially from Daisy, rushed editing, horrible pacing, dull writing), was essentially CANCER.

 

[The handsome tard]

I wonder if he has an account on the incel forums, no doubt he'd fit in perfect. Unless they find him too much of an insufferable faggot to be in their club.

He is married (further confirmation that anyone can find someone) but I think being an incel is a state of mind and he clearly fits the criteria. You can be a virgin and not be an incel whilest you can be "married" and be an incel.

 

[Oaat]

If you scrolled down a bit further you would have seen me say that they used the fact that they had to cover the puffins up as an excuse to shove the porgs in wherever they could. They were only for covering the puffins at first.

Maybe you should say it again in case I missed this well-known bit of trivia. Otherwise I might shit on Porgs again.

 

[AlexGroans]

Jenny Nicholson is a treasure.

>I liked the 7-foot tall yellow slug
Based Klaud strikes again

 

[Vault Boy]

I know this isn't related to anything but whenever anyone shits on Porgs and asks why they exist I just wanna point out that they only are in TLJ because the island that part was filmed on was covered in so many puffins that it was easier to just make them into cgi animals than cut them out. Then it went overboard. Not saying I like Porgs but they do exist for a reason. Puffins are cuter tho.

Wow, those must've been some tenacious puffins. I guess fiddling with a lightsaber, staring down Chewie as he eats one of them, and infesting the Millennium Falcon set just comes natural to them. And hey, I suppose one of them got stuck to the glass by complete accident during the chase scene on Crait.

Maybe at some point in production that was the truth, but marketing clearly had their hands on dedicating scenes to them.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

And the boulder king and that one guy that physically and psychologically embodies present-day consumers of "nerd culture".

Yup, Jarbo loved it. Because of course, he did

If you look closely at his cheek in the video, which you won't be able to do because I uploaded the 240p version to avoid Kiwi Farms' size limits and giving him views, you can see a black growth developing like the one possessing Eric Butts.

 

[Silent Observer]

Jenny Nicholson is a treasure.

I want to enjoy her criticism of SW, but all that TLJ merch in the background gives off an unsettling cunsoomer vibe.

Yup, Jarbo loved it. Because of course, he did

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If you look closely at his cheek in the video, which you won't be able to do because I uploaded the 240p version to avoid Kiwi Farms' size limits and giving him views, you can see a black growth developing like the one possessing Eric Butts.

I never understood why Matt cucked for Disney, especially when he got a large part of his audience by criticizing 2016 Ghostbusters for having the exact same flaws that SW currently has. It's almost like Candid where he's shilling for cash, but we all know that Rat doesn't care enough to pay Matt a penny. So he's literally just being a contrarian for whatever bit of attention he can get.

 

[Oaat]

More excerpts from the visual dictionary:

I guess this is the excuse for why Poe was able to lightspeed-skip right onto a planet. Maybe someone can point out how badly this breaks lore. Does this mean that Interdictors are obsolete now?

Apparently that bullshit was precalculated so it doesn't break lore guys. Wait, why were the tie-fighters able to keep up, surely they didn't have time to calculate? And were they using the same technology to fly right up to a planet?

Oki-pokis eyes vibrate which allow them to see sound.

Lando turned into a loner hermit like Luke did.

I feel bad for posting this garbage on Null's hard drives so here's some text only:

Finn has grown beyond the moniker of "ex-stormtrooper" in the minds of his fellow Resistance crew.

I wish that was in the movies. This book really is DLC.

Twi'leks are mentioned as coming to Pasaana to become inspired by the dancing.