Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Oh Long Johnson]

I hope that trannies start brigading his (rare) posts outside of negrotown. He won't do anything and they know it.

I'm hoping they get him banned off Facebook.

 

[Ilmseil]

It really is a total microcosm of shitlib/communist thought how much THE ENEMY is permitted to get away with vs. their sworn bloodhate cishet feeeeeemale TERFS

 

[repentance]

It really is a total microcosm of shitlib/communist thought how much THE ENEMY is permitted to get away with vs. their sworn bloodhate cishet feeeeeemale TERFS

Some animals are more equal than others.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

In related news, wtf is this gay shit:
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Hrm yes, I also think that SA’s biggest problem was a lack of moderation, much like how the Titanic's biggest problem was an inadequately large iceberg.

 

[Ilmseil]

hey just gonna add my part:

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You missed the edit and Fire

I knew Damiya "fairly well" bc we played LoL somewhat frequently back in the day and would talk sometimes about random shit on IRC, my interactions with Damiya really are the ones that taught me how bad and awful it really is in the troon mind. They are so utterly miserable and hurting and self-harming and pathetic that you can't help but want to help them by encouraging them to seek real mental help instead of the crab bucket they want to exist in where people call each other "beautiful", but they all know it's a lie lol. The very definition of "pathetic" means deserving of pity, after all. Riot Games told her to fuck off and fired her because they were desperate to try to pretend they were woke or whatever a few years back (these days Riot, despite being massively sued for gender discrimination, pretend they're some kind of woke faggot company), but thought this troon might be a problem for them, one of those actors that goes "Riot isn't actually doing anything" so naturally they must be suppressed. My biggest beef is with Morello, this fucking queer "https://twitter.com/RiotMorello?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author" who tacitly routinely encouraged "her" to commit suicide. According to other Riot staff, this piece of shit would routinely giggle and laugh and all that shit about trying to subvert/undermine the "equality policy" when it came to anyone he didn't like, especially faggots and trannies, and he had a personal, massive role in being the guy who'd PM everyone or giggle "haha Damiya is a freak, look at this fucking freak".


Hey, I'm not one to call him out, bc I think trooning out is a mental disease and shit but lmao that Morello thinks he's hot shit and a cool guy for driving people to suicide instead of encouraging them to seek help. Cool guy, Morello of Riot Games.

 

[Coolio55]

Hrm yes, I also think that SA’s biggest problem was a lack of moderation, much like how the Titanic's biggest problem was an inadequately large iceberg.

This is a pretty good underwater wreck but of course all those stupid passengers from 2001 who havent grown up and are still humoured by "not drowning" are very angry that society finally understands that ships have no place in the ocean. These sailors have control over almost everything these days and constantly erase us and of course fucking lowtax allows a lifeboat to survive because his head is stuck in that horrible era where we couldn't just accept the simple fact that some ships want to be piles of shit on the seabed and it's no business of anyone else.

 

[pwnest injun]

As a matter of record, if you are going to use a shotgun to commit suicide, #4 Buckshot has the highest mass and will do the best job of spreading out through your brain on the way out. #00 buckshot sounds cool because "its big," but has ~15% less overall mass.

So when the time comes, ladies, might I suggest the #4, low brass.

 

[FunPosting101]

So SA now has a "super mod", this is like a secret police force used by a dictatorship to crack down on internal dissent, except gayer. In fact, this is arguably all of the gay. A tremendously massive gaping asshole that would make Goatse guy proud vacuming up all the pozz loads and such which leaves the rest of the world looking less homo by comparison.

 

[I don't like jews]

Men in dresses larping as a secret police on a dead gay web 1.0 forum run by a pill head who beats his wife haha

 

[TwinkLover6969]

hey just gonna add my part:



I knew Damiya "fairly well" bc we played LoL somewhat frequently back in the day and would talk sometimes about random shit on IRC, my interactions with Damiya really are the ones that taught me how bad and awful it really is in the troon mind. They are so utterly miserable and hurting and self-harming and pathetic that you can't help but want to help them by encouraging them to seek real mental help instead of the crab bucket they want to exist in where people call each other "beautiful", but they all know it's a lie lol. The very definition of "pathetic" means deserving of pity, after all. Riot Games told her to fuck off and fired her because they were desperate to try to pretend they were woke or whatever a few years back (these days Riot, despite being massively sued for gender discrimination, pretend they're some kind of woke faggot company), but thought this troon might be a problem for them, one of those actors that goes "Riot isn't actually doing anything" so naturally they must be suppressed. My biggest beef is with Morello, this fucking queer "https://twitter.com/RiotMorello?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author" who tacitly routinely encouraged "her" to commit suicide. According to other Riot staff, this piece of shit would routinely giggle and laugh and all that shit about trying to subvert/undermine the "equality policy" when it came to anyone he didn't like, especially faggots and trannies, and he had a personal, massive role in being the guy who'd PM everyone or giggle "haha Damiya is a freak, look at this fucking freak".


Hey, I'm not one to call him out, bc I think trooning out is a mental disease and shit but lmao that Morello thinks he's hot shit and a cool guy for driving people to suicide instead of encouraging them to seek help. Cool guy, Morello of Riot Games.

You're making me like a Riot tard.

 

[Blimp]

So SA now has a "super mod", this is like a secret police force used by a dictatorship to crack down on internal dissent, except gayer. In fact, this is arguably all of the gay. A tremendously massive gaping asshole that would make Goatse guy proud vacuming up all the pozz loads and such which leaves the rest of the world looking less homo by comparison.

So S.L.U.T.S., but also literally

 

[Ghostse]

hey just gonna add my part:



I knew Damiya "fairly well" bc we played LoL somewhat frequently back in the day and would talk sometimes about random shit on IRC, my interactions with Damiya really are the ones that taught me how bad and awful it really is in the troon mind. They are so utterly miserable and hurting and self-harming and pathetic that you can't help but want to help them by encouraging them to seek real mental help instead of the crab bucket they want to exist in where people call each other "beautiful", but they all know it's a lie lol. The very definition of "pathetic" means deserving of pity, after all. Riot Games told her to fuck off and fired her because they were desperate to try to pretend they were woke or whatever a few years back (these days Riot, despite being massively sued for gender discrimination, pretend they're some kind of woke faggot company), but thought this troon might be a problem for them, one of those actors that goes "Riot isn't actually doing anything" so naturally they must be suppressed. My biggest beef is with Morello, this fucking queer "https://twitter.com/RiotMorello?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author" who tacitly routinely encouraged "her" to commit suicide. According to other Riot staff, this piece of shit would routinely giggle and laugh and all that shit about trying to subvert/undermine the "equality policy" when it came to anyone he didn't like, especially faggots and trannies, and he had a personal, massive role in being the guy who'd PM everyone or giggle "haha Damiya is a freak, look at this fucking freak".


Hey, I'm not one to call him out, bc I think trooning out is a mental disease and shit but lmao that Morello thinks he's hot shit and a cool guy for driving people to suicide instead of encouraging them to seek help. Cool guy, Morello of Riot Games.

So some good people work for Riot. Cool.

Also, have you not seen Dat Chin? holy shit son. Nigga ended it too soon, he'd have been all set to cosplay Thanos.

 

[Thumb Butler]

As a matter of record, if you are going to use a shotgun to commit suicide, #4 Buckshot has the highest mass and will do the best job of spreading out through your brain on the way out. #00 buckshot sounds cool because "its big," but has ~15% less overall mass.

So when the time comes, ladies, might I suggest the #4, low brass.

Does the fact that a troon brain is below average in size make a difference?

 

[pwnest injun]

Does the fact that a troon brain is below average in size make a difference?

A good question. No. One of the reasons to choose the low brass/low powder option is that you don't want too much power. A high brass round will propel the shot straight through the skull without even leaving the cup, like a plus-sized slug. With the low brass, the slower projectiles will have time to deflect and spread to create a deadlier wound channel that will blast the back of the head off like a trumpet. So, even a smaller, more leathery brain will be obliterated with absolute certainty.

 

[forums poster wow]

My biggest beef is with Morello, this fucking queer "https://twitter.com/RiotMorello?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author" who tacitly routinely encouraged "her" to commit suicide. According to other Riot staff, this piece of shit would routinely giggle and laugh and all that shit about trying to subvert/undermine the "equality policy" when it came to anyone he didn't like, especially faggots and trannies, and he had a personal, massive role in being the guy who'd PM everyone or giggle "haha Damiya is a freak, look at this fucking freak".


Hey, I'm not one to call him out, bc I think trooning out is a mental disease and shit but lmao that Morello thinks he's hot shit and a cool guy for driving people to suicide instead of encouraging them to seek help. Cool guy, Morello of Riot Games.

someone buy him an account

 

[break these cuffs]

A good question. No. One of the reasons to choose the low brass/low powder option is that you don't want too much power. A high brass round will propel the shot straight through the skull without even leaving the cup, like a plus-sized slug. With the low brass, the slower projectiles will have time to deflect and spread to create a deadlier wound channel that will blast the back of the head off like a trumpet. So, even a smaller, more leathery brain will be obliterated with absolute certainty.

You do realize that they'll still just blow off their jaw or the front of their face because they're absolute failures at everything, right? The goal of any headshot, be it self inflicted or on a terry, is to annihilate the central nervous system by taking out the structures in and around the brain stem like the thalamus, midbrain, madula, etc. If you're suck-starting a firearm, you need to make sure you're angled back, but not straight back out you're neck, to hit these structures. Lopping off a troon's frontal lobe is useless because they aren't performing any higher brain functions anyway. Remember, the T-zone isn't just for ladies and their makeup.

 

[piss challenge]

So some good people work for Riot. Cool.

Also, have you not seen Dat Chin? holy shit son. Nigga ended it too soon, he'd have been all set to cosplay Thanos.

Tranos

 

[Ilmseil]

Tranos

lmao


Anyone remember that "shotgun suicide" pic from rotten.com from 20 years ago? Suddenly I remember that vividly. Still better looking and less disgusting than these trannies.

The earlier comment re: how these sodomites infantilize woman is interesting because it's certainly nothing new. Not being women, they have this strange, fetishized idea in their heads about what a woman feels, thinks, experiences, etc. and then try to imitate it about as poorly as a 5 year old wearing mommy's shoes and dress around the house.

Then, when confronted with actual, real women, they are immediately face to face with reality: that they're hideous degenerate freaks wearing a dress and wig. Naturally, this cannot stand and rather than take a moment for some introspection, they declare that women are not acceptable as women and they are in fact more womanly than actual women. A TERF is born!

 

[AnOminous]

As a matter of record, if you are going to use a shotgun to commit suicide, #4 Buckshot has the highest mass and will do the best job of spreading out through your brain on the way out. #00 buckshot sounds cool because "its big," but has ~15% less overall mass.

So when the time comes, ladies, might I suggest the #4, low brass.

Troons would never do that. They prefer "suicide" methods that let them get attention.

 

[Affluent Reptilian]

Stumbled on an old Duncan post which would turn out to be prophetic:

There's a lot of fucked up and weird people, on this comedy forum website, who do not ever post jokes, do not enjoy jokes or indeed even laughing, and have coined a derogatory term for people who make jokes. They're all missionaries drawn here by the allure of the fertile lands of videos of a severely asthmatic man playing Megaman games, and interesting philosophical quandries posted by the fake PTSD guy about the nature of doors and windows in Dungeons and Dragons. They are wise men here to educate a savage, uneducated, indigenous sort. It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. They have picked their battles well, and I note from my foxhole that I am running out of ammunition, chiefly in the form of the increasingly finite number of ways I can frame this absurd situation with the English language. I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

Edit: Another of his old posts which would only become more relevant with time:

Triticum Guzzler posted:
When is the HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WOULD BE BORDERLING FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE IF YOU UNFUNNY CLODS WERE STILL DOING THIS STUPID SHIT AFTER 300+ PAGES IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT GOONS SEEM TO BE PHYSIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE OF MAKING JOKES AND OPERATE ON THE UNSPOKEN BASIS THAT ANYTHING OTHER GOONS DO IN NUMBERS GREATER THAN 3 IS INHERENTLY FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL MINDLESS HOMESCHOOLED WINDBAGS WHOSE STUNTED COGNITIVE AND PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT HAS RENDERED THEM UTTERLY INCAPABLE OF INDEPENDENT THOUGHT AND LEFT THEM ENTIRELY BEREFT OF ANYTHING SO MUCH AS APPROACHING A VESTIGIAL SENSE OF HUMOUR LEFT OVER FROM THE LONG LINE OF HUMANS WHOSE DEAD EYED AUTISTIC HATESPAWN THROUGH SOME BOUNDLESS COSMIC IRONY SOMEHOW WOUND UP AMASSED ON A COMEDY WEBSITE AND RENDERED WIT INEFFECTIVE THROUGH SOME MANNER OF HERD IMMUNITY FOSTERING A TOXIC ENVIRONMENT FOR ORIGINAL IDEATION AND REWARDING CONSTANT MIRTHLESS REPETITION FOR NO DISCERNABLE REASON set to be released, it seems like a heck of a deal

Less immediately relevant but still lol:

its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.

proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii

reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a “food stipend” to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs shit and pissed in

proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp

reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident

proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum

reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.

proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum

reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions

proposal: a forum for “responsible drug users” and “harm reduction”

reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling “my nigga have u tried lsd”

And:

being married to a korean is really a blessing theres so many differences between our cultures and our daily life is really fulfilling, im learning so much. example: the high pitched yelp when she sees a black person at tescos or a leopard at the zoo is subtly different

... SA had some funny posters, once.