Gawdamit
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Neither one of these fat bitches will last long on their diets. They never do. Soon as they stop weighing in, it means they're done
Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser
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Fat Amy and FatbyJen...hoo boy, clash of the titans right there.
This is gonna be beautiful to watch. Neither of them will lose any significant amount of weight but we can always root for..... who lies more? Who's stupider? Who's a bigger slob? Who has the more fucked up relationship?
I dunno, we'll figure something out. And then we won't send our winnings to a randomly selected viewer! Or a charity! It'll be amazing!!1!
This is gonna be beautiful to watch. Neither of them will lose any significant amount of weight but we can always root for..... who lies more? Who's stupider? Who's a bigger slob? Who has the more fucked up relationship?
I dunno, we'll figure something out. And then we won't send our winnings to a randomly selected viewer! Or a charity! It'll be amazing!!1!
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With all this careful forward planning and accounting for possible failures, what could go wrong? (uploaded in two parts to meet the file size restriction ~100mb)
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Those crafts...I’ve seen opiate addicts shit prettier things out of their asshole, and more easily too.
My black hat is on. This “mother” completely ignored that beautiful, tired child to glue curlers together. He (She?) wanted her to sit and cuddle, read a book, and tuck in for a nap and instead he gets burned and not even a kiss. I completely understand why that baby always has a pacifier in. It was angering to see. That cow only has kids as accessories so she can say she’s a mother; even if she could move to care for them properly, I don’t think she would.
Their contest is going to be a shitshow. The main thing we’ll have to root for is most lies told. Most lies told per video, told individually or agreed upon in advance in secret, and most told overall until the contest ends.
That’ll be a rough three days Kiwi’s, but we can do it.
My black hat is on. This “mother” completely ignored that beautiful, tired child to glue curlers together. He (She?) wanted her to sit and cuddle, read a book, and tuck in for a nap and instead he gets burned and not even a kiss. I completely understand why that baby always has a pacifier in. It was angering to see. That cow only has kids as accessories so she can say she’s a mother; even if she could move to care for them properly, I don’t think she would.
Their contest is going to be a shitshow. The main thing we’ll have to root for is most lies told. Most lies told per video, told individually or agreed upon in advance in secret, and most told overall until the contest ends.
That’ll be a rough three days Kiwi’s, but we can do it.
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Excuse/out musing -
Goal 1 is confidence, so if she feels more confident in 3 months, goal achieved even if she's not losing weight. Fears having a heart attack while working out (sounds pretty valid to me) which can be overcome with "confidence". Apparently working out till you feel like passing out is how to do it right. "Confidence" is so expansive a term as to include her channel's development, being a wife and mother, so there are tens of outs here before a single lb is lost.
Goal 2 is weightloss, target weight for 3 months is not disclosed and she acknowledges it won't happen but as long as there's some loss it's ok. I'm thinking this is where decimal points and subjects such as 'bloat' will come in. Upside down, round and round, a net even result but somehow measured as great progress.
Goal 3 is "independency". It's not ok to rely on Ali for her showers unless... she has the out of being disabled by something. Methinks that's where the back pain could come in. A rambling diversion about her stroke seems like another setup, that whatever the out is to give up on this challenge, it will likely be medical.
Edit: in conclusion, in 3 months
channel subs have grown = success and confidence!
net weight loss = 0 but feeling good about progress!
Independancy = 0 but medical bla bla
buys self yoga mat as prize, challenge succeeds.
Goal 1 is confidence, so if she feels more confident in 3 months, goal achieved even if she's not losing weight. Fears having a heart attack while working out (sounds pretty valid to me) which can be overcome with "confidence". Apparently working out till you feel like passing out is how to do it right. "Confidence" is so expansive a term as to include her channel's development, being a wife and mother, so there are tens of outs here before a single lb is lost.
Goal 2 is weightloss, target weight for 3 months is not disclosed and she acknowledges it won't happen but as long as there's some loss it's ok. I'm thinking this is where decimal points and subjects such as 'bloat' will come in. Upside down, round and round, a net even result but somehow measured as great progress.
Goal 3 is "independency". It's not ok to rely on Ali for her showers unless... she has the out of being disabled by something. Methinks that's where the back pain could come in. A rambling diversion about her stroke seems like another setup, that whatever the out is to give up on this challenge, it will likely be medical.
Edit: in conclusion, in 3 months
channel subs have grown = success and confidence!
net weight loss = 0 but feeling good about progress!
Independancy = 0 but medical bla bla
buys self yoga mat as prize, challenge succeeds.
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Okay if I ever end up where I am too fat to bathe myself Allah please strike me down in the name of the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) inshallah etc kthx whatevs.
P.S. I'd include some fanart to prove my true devotion to Islam but uh....
P.S. I'd include some fanart to prove my true devotion to Islam but uh....
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A size ten ring is too small? A size ten is like, a fucking bratwurst. It's massive. I know I shouldn't be stunned, because nothing on any of these big bitches are normal sized, but Christ.
And $14,000 for plated silver and cubic zircons. Okay girl. Ali got that shit off eBay and just told her it was worth an arbitrary amount to sate her piggy gluttony.
And $14,000 for plated silver and cubic zircons. Okay girl. Ali got that shit off eBay and just told her it was worth an arbitrary amount to sate her piggy gluttony.
MrsLoveMom
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Yes, wasting money on Whiteboards and such will DEFINITELY make a difference in the success of these two idiot Fats, not to mention posting Bible verses daily. That will make FatJen strong when GinGene sits down with a large bowl of Fruit Loops and extra sugar. 
Furiosa
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And yet we have Amberlynn who weighs more than Amy claiming she still showers/cares for herself...just lol.
Captain Ahab
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Amber has her journals, Chantal her journeys, and now Amy and Jen are finding their niche in the failed resolutions department. Nice.
Their preparations for the weight loss will last longer than their weight loss. I can’t believe those hoes are almost 40 and still haven’t figured out that new year’s resolutions and ridiculous plans don’t work. They don’t work for 99.9% of the population. There are a few people who can make plans and have the willpower to follow them down to a T, but they are the sorta people who are working on their PhD at Cornell and making a quarter of a million a year straight out of college. I think, at some point, you have to become honest with yourself and accept that you’re not the sort of person who says I’m gonna learn Italian next year and actually do it. Be fucking realistic. If you don’t know yourself, your strengths and weaknesses, you’re always gonna lose.
I know that I personally am prone to becoming overwhelmed with ambitious plans and when I have too much choice. Which is why I just do shit. No plans. I just start doing shit and see where it take me. I think this method works for a lot of people.
Their preparations for the weight loss will last longer than their weight loss. I can’t believe those hoes are almost 40 and still haven’t figured out that new year’s resolutions and ridiculous plans don’t work. They don’t work for 99.9% of the population. There are a few people who can make plans and have the willpower to follow them down to a T, but they are the sorta people who are working on their PhD at Cornell and making a quarter of a million a year straight out of college. I think, at some point, you have to become honest with yourself and accept that you’re not the sort of person who says I’m gonna learn Italian next year and actually do it. Be fucking realistic. If you don’t know yourself, your strengths and weaknesses, you’re always gonna lose.
I know that I personally am prone to becoming overwhelmed with ambitious plans and when I have too much choice. Which is why I just do shit. No plans. I just start doing shit and see where it take me. I think this method works for a lot of people.
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At least Luna can draw and color and doesn't burn babies with hot glue.
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Lol as if these two could figure out basic math.
Prediction: 50% excuses, 50% arguments between the two, 0% weight loss. (Or possibly readjust those percentages to account for one or both of them lying about their weight loss, as if we don’t have eyes.)
Relevant PL for kiwis who don’t know about these things: I’m a sturdy but non-fat female who is nearly 6 feet tall and my thumb is a 9.5. My ring finger is an 8; the industry average is a 7 because even with a fatass population in the states it takes a lot for your fucking FINGERS to get chubby
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the only scenario I can come up with where it makes sense for a foreign man to marry her is being a secret gay.
edited to add: salem is a lot more republican than the portland area, but it still has its share of PNW hippy bullshit. There are lots of kids running around without shoes, being "free range", etc. Some of their parents care and some don't.
edit 2: idk why she says medicaid when poor people in oregon are on OHP (oregon health plan), which covers more shit than just medicaid. In fact, it will cover bariatric surgery for some patients!
edited to add: salem is a lot more republican than the portland area, but it still has its share of PNW hippy bullshit. There are lots of kids running around without shoes, being "free range", etc. Some of their parents care and some don't.
edit 2: idk why she says medicaid when poor people in oregon are on OHP (oregon health plan), which covers more shit than just medicaid. In fact, it will cover bariatric surgery for some patients!
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LetThemEatCake
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Not at all. Marriage is really the only way someone from the uneducated side of things in Egypt and many other countries is going to get permanent residence in a rich country. People from that side of things don't get much choice in marriage anyway and it's rarely a romantic prospect as westerners understand the concept in the first place. They really won't care who 'she' is or what she looks like - she's the route out and up and that's all that matters. Of course it's the dumber and more desperate western people who fall for this crap; nobody with their head screwed on gets involved in fast track marrying foriegn men (or women for that matter) they met on the internet or at some holiday resort.
Do not discount the lure of foreign marriage, even to a beast like Amy, when you're from a country where you're maybe living twelve to two rooms, with endless grasping relatives you are obliged to support if you work at all. Getting entry to the USA is likea lottery win for these guys (and girls who do). Gets them a standard of living the could never have back home. No more living with relatives. Even if it's a hole to us, a whole USA-sized house to himself and wife and kids is better the rooms he'd have back home on a low income, perhaps with little in the way of plumbing and zero privacy. Food cheap and plenty even for the poor. Welfare to be exploited as and when, something that doesn't exist back home. What a score!
Ali is absolutely no different than the young Kenyan guys in resorts who will kiss the butts of 60 year-old white women tourists on their own and propose marriage to get entry to Britain or whatever. Or the young girls in various parts of SE Asia who marry some old diseased white dude twice their age who nobody considers anything romantically in his own circles, to get out of a life of poverty back home. Marriage is just a mean to an end, that's all. A leg up and out.
I guarantee Ali thinks he's done marvellously for himself. So what he has a dumb screeching fat wife; he probably considers all wives will be that anyway. Not to mention obesity is a major issue in Egpyt too, it;s not like fat women will be new to him. He now lives in the USA and can call himself a 'businessman' however dumb that sounds to us. He's probably the envy of his relatives back home.
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$14,000 ring LOL I hope it gets brought up every time the rent is due.
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Saw that woman (Linda Fowler) in her chat. She says she used to be a stripper before she became Muslim.
Also, Amy is stealing her vinyl designs. https://www.facebook.com/Vinyl-Nut-Designz-2249805765308173/
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Captain Ahab
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If you’re gonna marry for a visa, a fat sow, like Amy, is your best choice. She’s too fat to demand daily sex, so you can do your duty once a week and then fuck your side chick (or hookers) the rest of the week. She’s unlikely to ever ask for a divorce, even if you treat her like shit. And she’s probably not gonna live that long. It makes sense.
XLCoffin
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I just went to Amy's business facebook page and I’m more horrified that she designed women’s panties that read “Daddy’s Little Sugar” WTF
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Fuck Victoria's Secret, it's all about Amy made undies this Valentine's Day!