TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Doctor Placebo]

God I hope he hooks up with the Ham beast. Only because we all know how it will inevitably end

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I'm now imagining an alternate version of Misery where the author is so whiny and obnoxious the obsessed crazy nurse eventually just kicks him out or kills him.

 

[Shield Breaker]

I'm usually just give stupid one-liners here, but to be honest, his pride wouldn't allow it, he might break when they lock the door to his house and there he stands. with a garbagebag soon to break filled with DnD shit nobody will play with him, Oreo wimpering for food next to him and then, Divine "fuck you-intervention" and a hailstorm suddenly appears. Then, perhaps.

Is "Fru17Spr34dk "l33t-speech? Can't wrap my head if it's supposed to say something...?

Fruit spread k.

 

[Sparkletor]

Speaking of D&D, if anyone was curious what Spoony's gameplay was actually like here's the first two hours of the last game he ever ran, back in 2012.

I've tried to watch it in the past but it's almost entirely dead air. Not exactly Critical Role.

I remember watching this, it might be interesting to rewatch...

1 minute in somebody says, "I have a friend named Viga, she rocks a mohawk."

Viga is now Linkara's fat black wife. How odd.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Godwinson and PPP talk about Spoonys recent stream

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Godwinson and PPP talk about Spoonys recent stream

Spoony: "I'm going to be moving in the near future"
Oh.
I guess that's why he's playing vidya and tweeting like nothing happened.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Godwinson and PPP talk about Spoonys recent stream

"I'm going to be moving in the near future"

That's one way to put it Spoony.

"Thank you to everyone that donated. That wasn't the purpose of this particular livestream"

Anybody else smell bullshit right now?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I think Spoony is turning into some sort of ghoul. He looks awful.

 

[StarDog]

I think Spoony is turning into some sort of ghoul. He looks awful.

That's the effect that living in your parent's house for 27 years gets you... being a dumbass manchild who doesn't shower. Does anybody actually know what he does during the day? Tweeting... yes... but is there anything else?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

with confirmed autism

I'm not surprised. That's one of the few reasons why people still give money to him. Others being "stupidity" and "oh, I'm so moral".

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I wish people would stop dangling Spoony's past promises and claims over his head.

Even if by some miracle he makes this "Spoony Movie", all its gonna be is him screaming like a autistic little girl, a Dr Insano cameo, and another dumb scream. Movie finished.

The man hasnt even needed the sweet release of suicide in years. Hes so much of a dead horse not only is it a skeleton it's a skeleton buried underground like a cartoon gag.

Enough with the beating and leave the dead horse be.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Almost impressive how Spoony suddenly feels like an even bigger scumbag than DSP

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I want a Spoony movie more than ever tbh, it would be an arthouse version of Leaving Las Vegas in which Nic Cage never left his house.

 

[StarDog]

I wish people would stop dangling Spoony's past promises and claims over his head.

Even if by some miracle he makes this "Spoony Movie", all its gonna be is him screaming like a autistic little girl, a Dr Insano cameo, and another dumb scream. Movie finished.

The man hasnt even needed the sweet release of suicide in years. Hes so much of a dead horse not only is it a skeleton it's a skeleton buried underground like a cartoon gag.

Enough with the beating and leave the dead horse be.

No no no... How dead can the horse be? It's like some kind of Icarus effect; he flew too close to the sun and now he's falling. He's been falling for a while now and I think most want to know how low... Are we talking about the sweet release of death or something else entirely?

It's not really about beating. A lot of people used to be a fan of this guy and it leaves you wondering how things went so wrong... and if they can get even worse.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well good to see Spoony's fans lie just as much as he does. If Rachel's old landlord kicked her out for having aspergers she could have taken them to court in Canada. Hell, you can take your landlord to court if they want you to get rid of your pet and you'll easily win as majority of the judges consider them part of your family.

Also, best way to motivate Spoony is for him to have a girlfriend, he just can't live with the girlfriend.

 

[Mango Unchained]

No no no... How dead can the horse be? It's like some kind of Icarus effect; he flew too close to the sun and now he's falling. He's been falling for a while now and I think most want to know how low... Are we talking about the sweet release of death or something else entirely?

It's not really about beating. A lot of people used to be a fan of this guy and it leaves you wondering how things went so wrong... and if they can get even worse.

While we thoroughly professed that he oughta end himself already, we can't help but get our own satisfaction out of this. The fascination lies within the lines he constantly crosses, and how many sleeper orbiters like Austiwart come flying to his rescue. His Patreon will never drop to zero, no need to sugarcoat it. Monumental scum like Spoony requires brutal ocurrences to finally get the idea (like losing his house from one day to the other, or developing thrombose/any fatal illness (for realz lol) other than "nipple staph infection"). Thanks to Blobby Baker there, once again he's been given acknowledgement (and possibly funds) to remain unchanged and unwashed. So to answer your question; If he became An Hero it'd be divine justice upon the people he disappointed and insulted, but on the other hand we'd lose a cow source of wonder and audacity. The horse remains undead until someone mercy kills the brain - How ironic.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Do you think when he kills himself lupa will feel bad or good

 

[BrunoMattei]

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Holy shit this is the first you see of Noah in that stream.
He looks like a henchman in a Russian knock-off version of Highlander.
He looks like if Grima Wormtounge was just left atop Sarumon's tower to rot.
He.... looks like an incel whom April would not have sex with.

A spitting image.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Do you think when he kills himself lupa will feel bad or good

I imagine like most people whatever she feels will be fleeting. How many people are actually in Spoony's life now? Not just weirdos that send money to watch the monkey dance, but actual friends, family, etc?

 

[The Cunting Death]

>Look up this Rachel Baker who is white knighting Spoony
>scroll down to see this

Spoiler: JFC HOW HORRIFYING

>My reaction

 

[Trig.Point]

I haven't been following Noah in a while. I've always had a suspicion that he's going to end up as the deadbeat that everyone else in the family has to support. You know with family meetings where siblings start arguing with each other over who's basement he's going to go live in.

Does anyone know the state of his family? His brother seems to have been a productive member of society at one point, are they going to be able to step in to keep him off the streets?