TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[RJ MacReady]

He complains about being "pressured to make videos" in the stream (lol) and all but says he has absolutely no interest in making them ever again. It's the most explicit he's ever been on the subject.

 

[plattschwanz]

You are all laughing now, but as soon as the 2020s will start, Loony will pull himself together, recognize his past mistakes and regularly release new content while simultaneously working a full time job as a normal IT grunt. April will come back, astonished by his change of character. He will also play a big role in the Democrat's victory during the presidential election, thus ending the reign of Schrumpf.

The next year will not only usher in the real year of Spoony, but also the decade of Spoony.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Can this toad woman suck this wash up's dick any harder? Oi.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

You are all laughing now, but as soon as the 2020s will start, Loony will pull himself together, recognize his past mistakes and regularly release new content while simultaneously working a full time job as a normal IT grunt. April will come back, astonished by his change of character. He will also play a big role in the Democrat's victory during the presidential election, thus ending the reign of Schrumpf.

The next year will not only usher in the real year of Spoony, but also the decade of Spoony.

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Not only that, but Jim and Fredrik Knudsen get arrested after killing a male prostitute in a violent night of drugs and alcohol. Noah has so much money that he pays for Fredrik's lawyer so he could make a video that says that his prior video was wrong. Jim goes to jail anyway even if he begged Spoony crying to help him in exchange of oral sex. Meanwhile, Drumpf gets ruined after losing the election and he has to work for Spoony. While Drumpf tries to organize Noah's tabletop games by order of date with his small hands, Noah and his gf laugh at him over a pile of Patreon money. On the peak of his sucess, Spoony receives a call from an angry bald man critic: "Noah can I help you on your movie? You are my only hope"

 

[Spedestrian]

You jest, but...

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She's as sad-brained as Spoony and orbits him hardcore. From what I can see she didn't pay much attention to him until he replied to her posting an old picture of them at a con and she got sucked in.

Unfortunately for pretty much everyone, that's only a single chapter of Rachel the Autistic Warthog's Spoony Love Quest.™ Our story begins in July 2011 when Rachel Baker, a warthog with confirmed autism (archive), met her idol Spoony at ConBravo. This brief meeting with her beloved had a deep impact on her psyche, which she addressed in an open letter to Spoony roughly a year later (archive):

That’s me from a year ago during a rough period of my life where I was losing my smile. But meeting you at ConBravo last July was one of two only happy times I had in 2011 . . . . you gave me back my smile when you took that picture with me even if it was for a short while.

She ended her letter with a pledge of undying loyalty that would seem cheesy if not for the fact that she's still making good on that promise almost eight years later:

I hope to be a friend to you one day but right now all I can do is wait and see where life takes you (and me of course). Just remember, I will be one of the few who will stand by you and will always care. I will never leave and I’m not going anywhere no matter what anyone says to me. I don’t believe that you are a hopeless case and I have faith in you despite it being shaken that you will get through this. If and when you do see the light, I will be waiting.

The same day that she posted her open letter, Rachel also posted a Spoony-inspired "poem" that she originally wrote in 2011 (archive). It's illuminating, to say the least:

In the darkness, I hear a sound
It is a sound not unfamiliar to me.
The sound of someone crying out, begging to be loved
To be held and to have their tears washed away
But has the ever constant fear of rejection in their heart
Just like me
I follow the sound of crying and what do I find?
I see a man standing before me
His eyes filled with tears of a broken heart not yet mended
His face with the expression of sadness, loneliness and despair
He looks at me with a look in his eyes as if he is begging me to love him
To hold him as he cries in despair and sadness
To say to him “I’m here and I understand”
I walk over to him, open my arms and took him in an embrace
I hold him as he cries and sobs in my arms
I stroke his hair and kiss him on top of his head like a mother would do to her child
As he continues to cry on my shoulder, I whisper softly in his ear
“Don’t be afraid to love and to be loved. I will always be here with you”.
As I continue to hold the crying man in my arms, I hear him say to me through his tears
“Thank you”.
As tears ran down my own face, I say to him gently
“You’re welcome. Je t’aime, mon ami“.

You might think that sounds more like creepy maternal affection rather than romantic love, and you'd be right, but there's another piece to this autistic puzzle. Consider this opening paragraph from Rachel's godawful fanfiction (archive), as spoken by her self-insert OC donut steel character Danielle Halliwell-Gold:

My father once told me that true love can break even the strongest of walls around a person's heart if you fight hard enough for that person. At the time, I didn't understand what he was telling me, it was as if he had known that I would meet someone who has been through so much suffering that they would close themselves off to the point of not feeling emotions like love, fear, joy and pain like my father once did.

Reading between the lines, it sounds like Rachel believes that her true and honest love will melt Spoony's cold heart if she just keeps trying. She wants to nurse him back to health in hopes that he'll eventually come to appreciate her inner beauty or some equally autistic shit like that.

In case her warthog mating dance was too subtle, Rachel was also kind enough to squeal out a more direct mating call. She says she started watching wrestling in 2011 to "impress a guy [she] had a huge crush on at the time." (archive)

We also know that she first met Spoony in 2011 and she credits him with getting her into wrestling (archive). Coincidence? I think not.

In short, Rachel Baker is a literal autist who's been pining for Spoony since at least 2011. She wasn't just dragged into his orbit by recent events, she's waited years for this chance to nurse her poor wounded senpai back to health so that he'll finally notice her. She pledged her unwavering fealty to him almost eight years ago and she clearly wasn't kidding.

If Spoony isn't too proud to accept her help then he'll almost certainly take advantage of her emotionally and financially. She'll almost certainly tolerate it, too, because she's an unholy chimera of abuse victim risk factors. She's an autistic, depressed, insecure, unattractive hamplanet fangirl with nearly a decade of unrequited love for her senpai. For fuck's sake, she even has daddy issues (archive). If Spoony said he was going to fuck her mother she'd probably offer him a ride and then take him out for dinner afterwards. Hopefully she's more self-aware than I'm giving her credit for, because otherwise she's basically a human juice box for a narcissist like Noah.

And that's all I've got for Rachel's Love Quest so far. Here's some bonus content that I didn't manage to fit in elsewhere:

Spoiler: Deleted Scenes

1. Rachel saying "good reddens" to her BITCH ex-roommate for committing the unforgivable act of threatening to troll Spoony (archive).
2. Rachel stanning the fuck out of Spoony's Pacific Rim vlog (archive), which apparently got panned so hard that Spoony changed the title of the video to just "Couch" instead (archive).
3. In an ironic twist of fate, one of the few people who's still willing to tolerate Spoony's fedora-tipping antics is a practicing Catholic (archive).
4. She's so profoundly autistic that she was legitimately spooked by the cheesy "Squidward's Suicide" creepypasta when she was 32 years old (Archive).
5. She's apparently friends with former Channel Awesome producer Mike Dodd
   (archive). While she tends to throw the word "friend" around a lot, she and Dodd are both from Ontario so it's possible they actually are/were real friends.
6. Rachel and Doug Walker being receding hairline twinsies:
7. Rachel and Linkara being... themselves:

Spoiler: Rachel Brown: The Troony One?

The whole reason I started digging into Rachel's online history was to confirm my suspicion that she's a troon, but the evidence I found was mixed at best. She definitely looks like a troon to me, but I didn't see her engaging in any of the standard troon behaviors.

• She's clearly attracted to men, calls herself straight, and has had a boyfriend in the past. None of that "transbian" shit here.
• She identifies as an LBGT ally and nothing more, whereas most troons screech about being trans constantly.
• To my knowledge neither she nor her friends have ever indicated that she's ever been anything but female. No talk about transition, no pronoun snafus, no pointed avoidance of mentioning her gender during childhood, nothing. Everybody acts like she's always been female.
• She takes Ortho Tri-Cyclen birth control (archive). That's normal for women, but from what I understand it'd be a suboptimal choice for trooning out. Apparently it can be used that way, but it's like the troon equivalent of an alcoholic chugging mouthwash.
• You can spot a discarded package of maxi pads at the bottom of this picture (archive). Hardly conclusive since a lot of troons use these for their leaking surgical wounds, but also something that lots of regular women use.

In short, even though she's about as pretty as Chris-Chan I think it's vaguely possible that she's a cisgendered woman with really unfortunate genetics. If she is a troon then she's at least trying to hide it and pass as a woman, which is why I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt and referring to her as such.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

I knew i had recognized her from somewhere before. She has shown up in Spoonyland before then allrighty.
Bet she is the one throwing out over 100$ on spoony on livestream today.

 

[RJ MacReady]

That was a lot more than I was expecting. Incredible work. The "open letter" actually rings a bell. I'm certain I've seen that before but I didn't know it was her.

Over eight years of waiting on Noah hand and foot and now he's finally biting. It's like some kind of voodoo monkey paw wish come true. He's clearly interested in what she's giving him and it's going to be a spectacle.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Unfortunately for pretty much everyone, that's only a single chapter of Rachel the Autistic Warthog's Spoony Love Quest.™ Our story begins in July 2011 when Rachel Baker, a warthog with confirmed autism (archive), met her idol Spoony at ConBravo. This brief meeting with her beloved had a deep impact on her psyche, which she addressed in an open letter to Spoony roughly a year later (archive):

She ended her letter with a pledge of undying loyalty that would seem cheesy if not for the fact that she's still making good on that promise almost eight years later:


The same day that she posted her open letter, Rachel also posted a Spoony-inspired "poem" that she originally wrote in 2011 (archive). It's illuminating, to say the least:

You might think that sounds more like creepy maternal affection rather than romantic love, and you'd be right, but there's another piece to this autistic puzzle. Consider this opening paragraph from Rachel's godawful fanfiction (archive), as spoken by her self-insert OC donut steel character Danielle Halliwell-Gold:

Reading between the lines, it sounds like Rachel believes that her true and honest love will melt Spoony's cold heart if she just keeps trying. She wants to nurse him back to health in hopes that he'll eventually come to appreciate her inner beauty or some equally autistic shit like that.

In case her warthog mating dance was too subtle, Rachel was also kind enough to squeal out a more direct mating call. She says she started watching wrestling in 2011 to "impress a guy [she] had a huge crush on at the time." (archive)
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We also know that she first met Spoony in 2011 and she credits him with getting her into wrestling (archive). Coincidence? I think not.
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In short, Rachel Baker is a literal autist who's been pining for Spoony since at least 2011. She wasn't just dragged into his orbit by recent events, she's waited years for this chance to nurse her poor wounded senpai back to health so that he'll finally notice her. She pledged her unwavering fealty to him almost eight years ago and she clearly wasn't kidding.

If Spoony isn't too proud to accept her help then he'll almost certainly take advantage of her emotionally and financially. She'll almost certainly tolerate it, too, because she's an unholy chimera of abuse victim risk factors. She's an autistic, depressed, insecure, unattractive hamplanet fangirl with nearly a decade of unrequited love for her senpai. For fuck's sake, she even has daddy issues (archive). If Spoony said he was going to fuck her mother she'd probably offer him a ride and then take him out for dinner afterwards. Hopefully she's more self-aware than I'm giving her credit for, because otherwise she's basically a human juice box for a narcissist like Noah.

And that's all I've got for Rachel's Love Quest so far. Here's some bonus content that I didn't manage to fit in elsewhere:

Spoiler: Deleted Scenes

1. Rachel saying "good reddens" to her BITCH ex-roommate for committing the unforgivable act of threatening to troll Spoony (archive).
2. Rachel stanning the fuck out of Spoony's Pacific Rim vlog (archive), which apparently got panned so hard that Spoony changed the title of the video to just "Couch" instead (archive).
3. In an ironic twist of fate, one of the few people who's still willing to tolerate Spoony's fedora-tipping antics is a practicing Catholic (archive).
4. She's so profoundly autistic that she was legitimately spooked by the cheesy "Squidward's Suicide" creepypasta when she was 32 years old (Archive).
5. She's apparently friends with former Channel Awesome producer Mike Dodd
   (archive). While she tends to throw the word "friend" around a lot, she and Dodd are both from Ontario so it's possible they actually are/were real friends.
6. Rachel and Doug Walker being receding hairline twinsies:View attachment 1073049
7. Rachel and Linkara being... themselves: View attachment 1073052

Spoiler: Rachel Brown: The Troony One?

The whole reason I started digging into Rachel's online history was to confirm my suspicion that she's a troon, but the evidence I found was mixed at best. She definitely looks like a troon to me, but I didn't see her engaging in any of the standard troon behaviors.

• She's clearly attracted to men, calls herself straight, and has had a boyfriend in the past. None of that "transbian" shit here.
• She identifies as an LBGT ally and nothing more, whereas most troons screech about being trans constantly.
• To my knowledge neither she nor her friends have ever indicated that she's ever been anything but female. No talk about transition, no pronoun snafus, no pointed avoidance of mentioning her gender during childhood, nothing. Everybody acts like she's always been female.
• She takes Ortho Tri-Cyclen birth control (archive). That's normal for women, but from what I understand it'd be a suboptimal choice for trooning out. Apparently it can be used that way, but it's like the troon equivalent of an alcoholic chugging mouthwash.
• You can spot a discarded package of maxi pads at the bottom of this picture (archive). Hardly conclusive since a lot of troons use these for their leaking surgical wounds, but also something that lots of regular women use.

In short, even though she's about as pretty as Chris-Chan I think it's vaguely possible that she's a cisgendered woman with really unfortunate genetics. If she is a troon then she's at least trying to hide it and pass as a woman, which is why I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt and referring to her as such.

As funny as 'spooning with troony' sounds, I think that she's just really unfortunate looking.

 

[Overcast]

I CAN CHAAAANGE HIM!!! YOU’LL ALL SEE!!!

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Noah has got a JACKPOT here! I am convinced she is the one with name ""Fru17Spr34dk " in spoonys chat today. VERY willing to give spoony money, was practically begging him to beg her for more haha. Ye Spoony might save his house here boys. I am 100% certain Noah is plotting and planning as we speak. This girl is beyond "willing" so to say...

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Are you sure that's a woman and not just a Brianna Wu-style troon where they don't go around openly proclaiming it? They look like someone copypasted random body parts of women and men together.

You are all laughing now, but as soon as the 2020s will start, Loony will pull himself together, recognize his past mistakes and regularly release new content while simultaneously working a full time job as a normal IT grunt. April will come back, astonished by his change of character. He will also play a big role in the Democrat's victory during the presidential election, thus ending the reign of Schrumpf.

The next year will not only usher in the real year of Spoony, but also the decade of Spoony.

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He's already doing it. This is just method acting for the Spoony Movie.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Imagine meeting your new stepdad: Noah Antwiler

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Holy shit this is the first you see of Noah in that stream.
He looks like a henchman in a Russian knock-off version of Highlander.
He looks like if Grima Wormtounge was just left atop Sarumon's tower to rot.
He.... looks like an incel whom April would not have sex with.

Jesus fucking christ, if you're going to grow your hair long like that FUCKING WASH IT once a week if you can't manage daily like the average human being in the western hemisphere ffs.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Imagine meeting your new stepdad: Noah Antwiler

Have a friendly game of D&D to get to know him and he starts whining and eventually player-killing because of a 100-1 chance roll he thought was bullshit for the DM to allow.

 

[Stasi]

God I hope he hooks up with the Ham beast. Only because we all know how it will inevitably end

 

[RJ MacReady]

Speaking of D&D, if anyone was curious what Spoony's gameplay was actually like here's the first two hours of the last game he ever ran, back in 2012.

I've tried to watch it in the past but it's almost entirely dead air. Not exactly Critical Role.

 

[JohnMc]

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Holy shit this is the first you see of Noah in that stream.
He looks like a henchman in a Russian knock-off version of Highlander.
He looks like if Grima Wormtounge was just left atop Sarumon's tower to rot.
He.... looks like an incel whom April would not have sex with.

Good Lord . When was the last time he washed his hair. It looks like a dirty mop.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

He forgot to turn off comments in his last stream. It's a mix of detractors and dick-suckers, nothing in between.

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What a bratty little asshole.
Also doesn't that mean you think making regular videos is equivalent to turning tricks at the pier? Uh okay.
Also don't you dare call a woman "broad", calling women "whore" is fine though.

Glad you posted the clip because I'm not going to watch that stream but it's interesting to hear how he says it. One can belt out a 'your mom' joke in many ways but this was clearly not in good humor.

 

[Entry Team To TOC]

After the stream ended, the Spoonster continued to hunt some hog:

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Jesus Christ. Last time I posted about him wishing him to just hurry up and end his pity party by necking himself, but the way he's 'bounced back' like this through the power of an autismal orbiter catching his attention is just so amazingly scummy. At least being a sadsack was consistent, but to suddenly stop wallowing around in his own tears to behave in this way is absolutely disgusting in a way I didn't even think was possible.

 

[deeman]

I'm getting Narcissa Wright vibes from Spoony...how long until he actually cries on camera?

I'm usually just give stupid one-liners here, but to be honest, his pride wouldn't allow it, he might break when they lock the door to his house and there he stands. with a garbagebag soon to break filled with DnD shit nobody will play with him, Oreo wimpering for food next to him and then, Divine "fuck you-intervention" and a hailstorm suddenly appears. Then, perhaps.

Noah has got a JACKPOT here! I am convinced she is the one with name ""Fru17Spr34dk " in spoonys chat today. VERY willing to give spoony money, was practically begging him to beg her for more haha. Ye Spoony might save his house here boys. I am 100% certain Noah is plotting and planning as we speak. This girl is beyond "willing" so to say...

Is "Fru17Spr34dk "l33t-speech? Can't wrap my head if it's supposed to say something...?