TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Jason Wynn]

He mentioned he's moving out of his home soon in his stream from yesterday. I'd assume (rate me optimistic) he found someone to take him in. My bet would be parents, although the idea that Brad may have discreetly offered him a place to crash crossed my mind as well.

 

[deeman]

>Look up this Rachel Baker who is white knighting Spoony
>scroll down to see this

Spoiler: JFC HOW HORRIFYING

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>My reaction

My first reaction was "Huh. what a hog! She even got a pepperoni stuck on her glasses!"

 

[Silent Observer]

I'm getting Narcissa Wright vibes from Spoony...how long until he actually cries on camera?

Didn't he cry (or come close to it) during that horrifically awkward Twilight Breaking Dawn review, where Linkara had to coddle his drunk ass because Scarlett left him? That was harbinger of Spoony's downfall.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Didn't he cry during that horrifically awkward Twilight Breaking Dawn review

He was a big sloppy pathetic mess during that, but he didn't actually break down into tears.
He hasn't had a straight up Wings-style crying moment on camera, yet.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Mister AntiBully on Twitter

“https://t.co/ifBGVVQLvt”

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[RumblyTumbly]

Didn't he cry (or come close to it) during that horrifically awkward Twilight Breaking Dawn review, where Linkara had to coddle his drunk ass because Scarlett left him? That was harbinger of Spoony's downfall.

IIRC he didn't cry. He largely just got drunk and sperged about the movie, but every once in a while he would bring up Scarlet. I think he said something like "These Twilight movies were the best date nights we had (Wow, really?) because we could make fun of the movie together, but now that she's gone, I get no joy out of it" and Linkara and Jew Wario (of all people) were there to kind of rein him in and keep him focused on the movie.

The review probably would have been much worse had people not been there to keep it from getting too weird, but yes, that video was probably the earliest sign of Spoony cracking. There were plenty of examples of him being a dickhead prior to that, but that was the first time I remember seeing the emotional mess that lurked underneath.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

IIRC he didn't cry. He largely just got drunk and sperged about the movie, but every once in a while he would bring up Scarlet. I think he said something like "These Twilight movies were the best date nights we had (Wow, really?) because we could make fun of the movie together, but now that she's gone, I get no joy out of it" and Linkara and Jew Wario (of all people) were there to kind of rein him in and keep him focused on the movie.

There was also that really uncomfortable moment where Spoony's talking about the sex scene and says something like, "She should have tapped on him that he was going too hard, that's what Scarlet and I used to do."

 

[RJ MacReady]

Spoony has spent the past 13 hours straight sperging about Lord of the Rings and is once again demanding a full set of Pathfinder books on his wishlist:

 

[plattschwanz]

Spoony has spent the past 13 hours straight sperging about Lord of the Rings and is once again demanding a full set of Pathfinder books on his wishlist:

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The only things that should be on his wishlist right now are a sleeping bag and a camping stove for when he has to live in an abandoned sewer pipe or under a bridge. Maybe the Christian high school jocks that mocked him for playing DnD wanted to prevent this from ever happening, they were the good guys all along.

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

What a swell and positive guy why wouldn't you want to buy him a game or D&D book.
Maybe he sees a little bit his future self in the hamburgler. #bardicclairvoyance

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[RumblyTumbly]

What a swell and positive guy why wouldn't you want to buy him a game or D&D book.
Maybe he sees a little bit his future self in the hamburgler. #bardicclairvoyance

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I want to believe he's just joking...but this is Noah, so who knows.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

It is a joke, and shows just how unfunny Noah is for a professional "comedian".

Well good to see Spoony's fans lie just as much as he does. If Rachel's old landlord kicked her out for having aspergers she could have taken them to court in Canada.

They always neglect the more important piece of information: "X bad thing happened to them because they had aspergers [and trashed the house]/[refused to pay rent]/[harassed the neighbours]".

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

It is a joke, and shows just how unfunny Noah is for a professional "comedian".


They always neglect the more important piece of information: "X bad thing happened to them because they had aspergers [and trashed the house]/[refused to pay rent]/[harassed the neighbours]".

Allso...if you are a gamer comedian, Just dont do politics....it NEVER works and far funnier guys than spoony has tried. Politic humour can be funny as fuck but it is HARD, it takes a special glimpse in the eye and a very special charisma to get away with wiuthout extreme cringe occuring and spoony just is no way near that level.

 

[RJ MacReady]

It is a joke, and shows just how unfunny Noah is for a professional "comedian".

What makes it so confusing is that it's a total non sequitir.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Its like watching the world's saddest drunk at a bar. the guy's about to lose his house, his wife left him, and he's about to be penniless but he's distracting himself from his misery by playing with two balls of lint on the counter.

That's all this nonsense is, a distraction from the reality of his situation, but its not the healthy choice. But Spoony's not a healthy guy, he likes being miserable because that bought him a lot of symapthybux for a long time.

 

[Colossalrage]

I'm not even sure if he is trying to be funny with that McDonald's thing/rant...its just incoherent nonsense.

 

[Twitter Hate Mob]

Spoony's now playing to an audience of one, namely Little Ms Wautism. He's guaranteed a standing ovation from her every time, so why bother putting in any effort? He gets to feel good you guys, that's way more important than paying rent

 

[Jack Awful]

I like that Noah's so pathetic that people thought it was plausible that he was booed by random children at a McDonalds for just being there. Like he emanates an aura of failure that makes kids instinctively mock him.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Allso...if you are a gamer comedian, Just dont do politics....it NEVER works and far funnier guys than spoony has tried. Politic humour can be funny as fuck but it is HARD, it takes a special glimpse in the eye and a very special charisma to get away with wiuthout extreme cringe occuring and spoony just is no way near that level.

Political humour is also most successful when delivered by a disinterested party. They can have a particular leaning themselves (leftie/libertarian/conservative, etc), but if they think a party or candidate they're invoking is good or bad compared to the other, it undermines the quality of the joke in place of propaganda. If your punch-lines aren't based around the funniest outcome, but instead have to reinforce an existing belief, it's inferior craft.

This difficulty is something even professionals cannot avoid, eg. Bill Maher, and I agree anybody below that level should avoid politics all together unless they have great self-awareness/self-criticism, which Noah is extremely deficient in.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I like that Noah's so pathetic that people thought it was plausible that he was booed by random children at a McDonalds for just being there. Like he emanates an aura of failure that makes kids instinctively mock him.

That's actually true. In 2007 he wrote that an eight-year old called him a "big dumb meanie with a big dumb nose" because of his opinion on Harry Potter.