Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

Hank Scorpio said:
That's the thing, they don't have a penis, therefore cannot rape Shrimpy and make him the victim he so desperately wants to be.
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Maybe not exactly, but there was a female bodybuilder who would sodomize young boys with her enormous steroid-enlarged clit. True, even an enlarged clitoris can't ejaculate, but that just means less clean-up afterwards, right?
 
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Something to note: Shrimpy complains about the doc "deadnaming" him and yet if you look at his Pokemon league card it says "Chris" so he clearly can't be too upset about it...
 
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Forte said:
Something to note: Shrimpy complains about the doc "deadnaming" him and yet if you look at his Pokemon league card it says "Chris" so he clearly can't be too upset about it...
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Yeah, he pulls shit like this (creating a purity test that virtually nobody around him could ever be able to pass), then he wonders why people get so pissed at him. Narcissistic.
 
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Forte said:
Something to note: Shrimpy complains about the doc "deadnaming" him and yet if you look at his Pokemon league card it says "Chris" so he clearly can't be too upset about it...
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When Chris says "deadname" he means "Legal name" AKA Christopher J McGee, that can be tied to his IRL self.

Also he's currently bitching about the new Ghostbusters sequel trailer.
 
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LoverofPi said:
When Chris says "deadname" he means "Legal name" AKA Christopher J McGee, that can be tied to his IRL self.

Also he's currently bitching about the new Ghostbusters sequel trailer.
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Why? Because it doesn't grovel before the altar of Fembusters and instead wisely pretends none of that shit happened?
 
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Why? Because it doesn't grovel before the altar of Fembusters and instead wisely pretends none of that shit happened?
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Bitching about the fandom, mostly. Implying they only thought the cartoon was good because it referenced lovecraft and thus by implication endorsed every nutbar idea the man had, and thus by further implication the fans also agree with it? In short, Chris is a moron.
 
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LoverofPi said:
Bitching about the fandom, mostly. Implying they only thought the cartoon was good because it referenced lovecraft and thus by implication endorsed every nutbar idea the man had, and thus by further implication the fans also agree with it? In short, Chris is a moron.
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It barely referenced Lovecraft. Chris going for even more of the Stretch Armstrong reach than usual today.
 
Shrimp get banned again.
Also what is the difference between lolcow tag and the other tags like drama or horrorcow?
 
Done Goofed said:
Shrimp get banned again.
Also what is the difference between lolcow tag and the other tags like drama or horrorcow?
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lolcows are funny in general, horrorcows are generally less funny and more disgusting or disturbing (ie pedos and poop fetishists). Dramacows tend to just be... over dramatic. I dunno, I feel like most lolcows are dramacows in a lot of ways just because they tend to be attention whores in some way or another
 
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Forte said:
No one is around to retweet Shrimpy's posts so he has to do it himself.
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He is a failure as a lolcow - his milk has become stale and sour with his neverending repetitions. Maybe he will cross a deeper legal line to capture our attention - I certainly hope he does not, but he is quite the attention whore.
 
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He is a failure as a lolcow - his tard cum has become stale and sour with his neverending repetitions. Maybe he will cross a deeper legal line to capture our attention - I certainly hope he does not, but he is quite the attention whore.
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He might invent a new even more absurd conspiracy against himself, but Shrimpy is inherently an incompetent coward with entitlement problems. He'd have to get super desperate to risk his bed, videogames and supply of fatty foods.
 
I mean there's the Notre dame thing. Him being unblocked and cry-typing to Hbomb then getting blocked again. Killed Epstein. Got fully cancelled by the trans community. And his shitty painting skills.
 
Archeopthryx said:
I mean there's the Notre dame thing. Him being unblocked and cry-typing to Hbomb then getting blocked again. Killed Epstein. Got fully cancelled by the trans community. And his shitty painting skills.
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Do you have a link to the painting? I must have missed that.
 
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