Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Scarlett Johansson]

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"I gotta lay off those vaporator shrooms..."

Hayden aged well. Daaaayum. (Recent pics of him at galaxy's edge)


I still wonder how Jake Lloyd is doing. His sister died last year.
He was active online up until his DUI and mental breakdown.

Interesting how none of the newbies are getting treated as badly as he is.

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

So according to insiders, we're going to be getting "Skywalker Saga" (read: OT) characters in Mandalorian S2:

THE MANDALORIAN Season 2 Will Reportedly Feature Characters From The Big Screen Skywalker Saga

The Mandalorian will return to Disney+ next Fall, and a new report claims that the plan is to bring in characters from the main Skywalker Saga as the story of this already iconic bounty hunter continues...

www.comicbookmovie.com

How do you think they'll cuck Luke Skywalker this time?

Realistic expectations aside, I'm holding out hope for a Great Uncuckening in Star Wars. Maybe this could be the start of it, and if they follow through, then I may subscribe to Disney+ after that.

More interesting news:

Netflix's 'The Witcher' dethroned 'The Mandalorian' as the biggest TV series in the world

"The Witcher" is also one of Netflix's most popular series in the US, second only to "Stranger Things."

www.businessinsider.com

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

I think Star Wars needs a reboot. KOTOR 3 but in the future; Make the tech futuristic to today's standards instead of a 1970's clunky pipe dream. Complex plots too, sheesh. Too much black and white at times.

 

[Oaat]

Unused Twi'lek concept art by Lunt Davies:

 

[XYZpdq]

Jon and Lawrence Kasdan. Jon says Lando Landonis was "meant to be pansexual" and "you can clearly see fluidity within Landonis and Billy Dee" while Kasdan Sr. said Landonis's behavior towards Han could be considered "flirty". The DisneyEU goes a little further into this from what I understand and it is a fact that he's fucking that pile of metal shrapnel he calls L337 and found all the guests at an alien party both female, male and eldritch to be attractive. L337 is also an awful current year replacement to a droid sidekick Lando used to have in old lore who was not his lover. Disney-Lucasfilm even retold one of their old stories but with L337 replacing it.
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Its not actually a Lil' Anakin comic technically, its just one panel from the terrible finale to Disney-Marvel's second run of the Vader comic where he enters the space anus and is shown the past, present and future while he gets cucked to death by the Force. This all happens shortly after Darth Moomin tore his arm off.

Also some new Galaxy's Edge drama (warning to sensitive ears: Geeky voice).

Hotel drama along with them possibly removing the Kylo Ren animatronics from the ride and replacing them with tv screens because they won't stop breaking down.

lol we clearly need Disco Kylo to go with the Disco Yeti

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

So according to insiders, we're going to be getting "Skywalker Saga" (read: OT) characters in Mandalorian S2:

THE MANDALORIAN Season 2 Will Reportedly Feature Characters From The Big Screen Skywalker Saga

The Mandalorian will return to Disney+ next Fall, and a new report claims that the plan is to bring in characters from the main Skywalker Saga as the story of this already iconic bounty hunter continues...

www.comicbookmovie.com

How do you think they'll cuck Luke Skywalker this time?

Realistic expectations aside, I'm holding out hope for a Great Uncuckening in Star Wars. Maybe this could be the start of it, and if they follow through, then I may subscribe to Disney+ after that.

More interesting news:

Netflix's 'The Witcher' dethroned 'The Mandalorian' as the biggest TV series in the world

"The Witcher" is also one of Netflix's most popular series in the US, second only to "Stranger Things."

www.businessinsider.com

I don't know if the original cast will make any significant apperance. Could imagine a Hammil cameo, but nothing significant..

I imagine it's characters like Boba Fett, Bossk, Dengar....

Perhaps even a guy like Lobot. Tertiary characters that could be recast and fleshed out...

I hope to Christ they don't bring in Maz Kanata. But, of all the sequel characters, she makes the most sense...

Of course, we can't forget Willrow Hood. Everybody wants more of that guy...

No bullshit though, I got a good one: Lak Sivrak...

 

[Old Man Mario]

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As others have said, it's a shame since Kelly is cute. Hopefully she has a new agent after this.

Those are some nice sacks of onions. I mean such huge tracts of land.

If she'd been allowed to be attractive she'd still have been a crap character but at least we wouldn't have cringed so hard when she kissed Finn

So according to insiders, we're going to be getting "Skywalker Saga" (read: OT) characters in Mandalorian S2:

THE MANDALORIAN Season 2 Will Reportedly Feature Characters From The Big Screen Skywalker Saga

The Mandalorian will return to Disney+ next Fall, and a new report claims that the plan is to bring in characters from the main Skywalker Saga as the story of this already iconic bounty hunter continues...

www.comicbookmovie.com

How do you think they'll cuck Luke Skywalker this time?

Realistic expectations aside, I'm holding out hope for a Great Uncuckening in Star Wars. Maybe this could be the start of it, and if they follow through, then I may subscribe to Disney+ after that.

More interesting news:

Netflix's 'The Witcher' dethroned 'The Mandalorian' as the biggest TV series in the world

"The Witcher" is also one of Netflix's most popular series in the US, second only to "Stranger Things."

www.businessinsider.com

I hope they don't use any main characters from the main saga. Give us some de-aged Wedge and Admiral Ackbar. I'm betting on Boba Fett though.

Anyway, Toss a New Republic Credit to your Mandalorian.
I hope Witcher out does Stranger Things.

 

[Grumbo]

I don't know if the original cast will make any significant apperance. Could imagine a Hammil cameo, but nothing significant..

I imagine it's characters like Boba Fett, Bossk, Dengar....

Perhaps even a guy like Lobot. Tertiary characters that could be recast and fleshed out...

I hope to Christ they don't bring in Maz Kanata. But, of all the sequel characters, she makes the most sense...

Of course, we can't forget Willrow Hood. Everybody wants more of that guy...

No bullshit though, I got a good one: Lak Sivrak...

I'm totally down for Boba coming back and being the Angel Eyes to Mando's Man With No Name.
...and what is the secret contents inside Willrow Hood's space ice cream maker.

 

[Oaat]

I think Star Wars needs a reboot. KOTOR 3 but in the future; Make the tech futuristic to today's standards instead of a 1970's clunky pipe dream. Complex plots too, sheesh. Too much black and white at times.

Why not just make an original sci-fi setting with that aesthetic?

 

[BipolarPon]

Why not just make an original sci-fi setting with that aesthetic?

Originality is dead, we need to use all the Memberberries.

 

[2021Murder]

In the OT it's literally designed to look like every other fucking YT-1300 light freighter, which is one of the most common craft in the entire galaxy. The Falcon's in a whole other tier though, being armed to the teeth, much better armored, and with massively overclocked engines. It looks like shit because the best way to stay off the Empire's scopes is to give them nothing to suspect to begin with.

Exactly. Its like the Blues Brothers car, it looks like a clunker but its the best car in the world. The falcon is the fastest ship in the galaxy according to the old and new EU

 

[CWCissey]

Remember that GoT actors being done vid?

Now in Star Wars flavour!

 

[2021Murder]

Why not just make an original sci-fi setting with that aesthetic?

That doesnt sell tickets. Unless youre a brand yourself like Tarratino or Nolan, your orignal IP wont make money, especially if you want a huge budget blockbuster.

You have to go back to the Matrix 20 years ago to find a totally original IP with a huge budget that made money.

Animated shit can be original and successful but Disney or DreamWorks has to release it. And thats not a guarantee either.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

That doesnt sell tickets. Unless youre a brand yourself like Tarratino or Nolan, your orignal IP wont make money, especially if you want a huge budget blockbuster.

You have to go back to the Matrix 20 years ago to find a totally original IP with a huge budget that made money.

Animated shit can be original and successful but Disney or DreamWorks has to release it. And thats not a guarantee either.

Sad but true. The last completely original space opera to come out was Jupiter Ascending. While I liked the film, others evidently didn't: US$183.9 million box office, against a budget of US$176–200 million.

Meanwhile, Valerian, another great space opera that, while not an original IP, is the first film adaptation of a classic sci-fi comic series (that was a direct inspiration for Star Wars), only made $225 million, well below the amount required to warrant a sequel ($400 million). So that's dead in the water.

We live in an age of bloated entertainment factories. Accidents like A New Hope won't happen anytime soon.

 

[Gehenna]

She looked amazing for the Rise of Skywalker red carpet events.

Spoiler: large pictures

Horrible how she was styled in the movies, especially for The Last Jedi. While she continued to look frumpy in the Rise of Skywalker, at least they got rid of those awful bangs.

Fuck you, Rian Johnson.

Don't blame Johnson for this one.

A pattern I have noticed across all three movies is that everyone who isn't Daisy Ridley is made to look more plain, more ugly. Boyega, Tran, Issacs, everyone who gets significant screentime. This is done through both outfit and, sometimes glaringly, post processing.

We must assume, then, that either both Abrams AND Johnson wanted this or that some force they share is. I'd suggest then that is is Kathleen Kennedy who declares anyone prettier than Rey must be brought down to her level. Its just so noticeable on Tran because she is legit good looking, so the distance to go down from her to Ridley is the distance between ""Legit Pretty" and "As Homely as a Medieval Peasant"

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Remember that GoT actors being done vid?

Now in Star Wars flavour!

Oscar Issac is such a good actor. Except in these clips. He can't hide how "done" he is with Star Wars. lol.

Lucasfilm/Disney absolutely wasted his talents. Poe had the potential to be a really fun and memorable character. Probably the MOST potential along with Finn.

 

[Tookie]

Their best bet would be to set future media 100 years after all this. All the current characters are long dead and you have a reestablished Republic and a new Jedi Order that acts less incompetent than in the prequels.

 

[Adamska]

This was just posted on reddit and its getting a shit ton of attention:

r/saltierthancrait - The TLJ Visual Dictionary (Snoke page) states that the Sith were destroyed, and that the Chosen One prophecy "foretold the end of the Sith" and was fulfilled with the events of ROTJ.

1,094 votes and 169 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

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This is something that had been mention a lot during TFA and even more so during TLJ to the point where it was put in the TFA merchandise and the TLJ dictionary. Showing that none of this shit was planned and that Hidalgo's guide mean jack shit to the Story Group. There is no communication going on. The Attendants shit and JJ's revelations for IX also throw a huge wrench into a lot of Disney canon, including Wendig's crap and EA-Battlefront II's shitty Operation Cinder storyline, and quite possibly the nu-Thrawn novels too.

Hilarious.

Also why I discount anything that fat miserable fuck bleats about on Twitter and in these shit books.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I think Star Wars needs a reboot. KOTOR 3 but in the future; Make the tech futuristic to today's standards instead of a 1970's clunky pipe dream. Complex plots too, sheesh. Too much black and white at times.

Oddly enough, the "1970's Clunky Pipe Dream" was a reaction against Science Fiction of the time, which portrayed the future as a clean, streamlined place with neon lighting and lucite-lined tunnels. (See "Logan's Run" for an example) Star Wars was different, in that it made a future that looked lived in, with Tattooine being like a filthy backalley that grew organically. The only places that looked clean and high tech were the Imperial ships and the Death Star interiors (and that was done to make them look more "Nazi-like" and inhuman.) If we were to make SW movies with tech to "today's standards," I'm afraid it would only date the work, tying it to our decade.

I'm not sure how to get over this problem. The only solution I could think of would be to create a sci-fi setting that's a baroque throwback to the past (like David Lynch's "Dune" or the anime "Magnetic Rose') or one that's totally alien/abstract (like the consoles of the bridge in Disney's "The Black Hole", which looked a lot like a Mondrian Painting.) I admit to being partial to the underground, color-coded complex in 1971's "The Andromeda Strain". It looked like something straight out of the sixties, but if you placed some big screen TVs and updated computers on the walls and tables, it could work in a modern movie. (Although some numbnut set designer would probably cram a lot of gray paint and mood lighting into it to make it look gritty and "serious". I've never liked the dimly lit "gritty" look of post-Cameron Sci Fi. Especially when it's obvious that the set looks that way because the director has cheaped out and gotten a warehouse or abandoned factory to film in.)

 

[Miller]

KK probably told Ruin to make her frumpy in TLJ to make sure her self-insert, bland, parent group approved Mary Sue wouldn't get mogged by a side character with bigger tits.

No, that was Rian's idea. He wanted to have a character that looked like he/she wasn't from that universe.