Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Why the hell do people want Amber to drive so damn badly? It's questionable that she should even be in a car as a passenger, let alone as the person in control of the vehicle.

Someone who is almost 30, who doesn't know how to drive, and who does not want to drive is not someone I want to share the road with.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

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Why the hell do people want Amber to drive so damn badly? It's questionable that she should even be in a car as a passenger, let alone as the person in control of the vehicle.

Looking at her birthday picture from Eric's vlogmas, there is absolutely no way that she could fit in the driver seat. Her life outside the house includes the sushi place, the Chinese buffet, McDonald, the Cheesecake factory and Chili's among others.

 

[Twinkie]

She can't fit her belly behind the wheel, can't fit her laayygs under the wheel, and there's not enough room for her dainty hooves to operate the pedals. Her girth and neck hump prevents her from swiveling her head to check her blind spots or even her basic peripheral.

It's physically impossible for her to drive, and that's before you consider her visual and intellectual impairment. Might as well request her to take up BMX racing in 2020

 

[ADHD]

Might as well request her to take up BMX racing in 2020

Or do an Ironman and make Ragen Chastain cry.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

If she isn't over 600lbs- I'll eat slop soup.
Fucking massive as hell.

I don't watch mshpl. Has there ever been anyone on that show with legs as big as hers?
I've never seen anything like it.

I once saw someone on a scootypuff at walmart with legs as big as ambers, but the weird thing was that the rest of her body was almost just low-plus size, like a 16 or so. I'm assuming she had lymphedema from non-fatty reasons, like cancer treatment or something. I couldn't figure out whether it would be better or worse to have legs the size of ambers, but a body that was just standard fat.

 

[Like A Rad Neighbor]

Might as well request her to take up BMX racing in 2020

I for one look forward to hamberts entry into the 2020 X-Games

 

[literally low-key]

Just so we're all on the same page, the line is where her spine would be.

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Where did her shelf ass go? I don't understand what part she is sitting on. Her hip is where the line is. Is everything behind that her shelf? I just don't get it.

 

[marjoram]

The show has featured patients with legs that honestly made hers look fairly small - each leg a massive, infected slab but most of those patients have generally been bedbound for several years. 600 Lb. Life is an eye opener in terms of where fat can lodge on different body types.

I can't get over her legs either. It's hard for me to think she doesn't have fluid leakage in at least 1 area but who knows?

I've often wondered why she doesn't stop stuffing her legs into those badly overstretched leggings & start wearing skirts; you'd think her skin would appreciate more air but maybe if she does have fluid leaks...

Also trying to figure out how she manages to stand up when she's trying to get off that ottoman.

Big Al would never dump her leggings and switch to skirts; a flash of her dainty ankles might show and that is lidurally her worst nightmare...as it would be ours.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

As best I can tell, (hard from that angle), she's sitting on where her 'natural' butt should be. Her shelf ass has both been flattened & pushed upwards into her back fat. EVERYTHING is pushed into new territory when she sits.

It sounds like she's going to upload something tomorrow -Lord only knows what. She asked what people wanted to see & over 90% want a weigh in. I'm not sure if she's the person who originally pushed Eric into vlogging but I suspect she's regretting it now. She's very careful to show the least ghastly views & angles of herself but Eric shows it all & 'it' is staggeringly enormous. She has to be over 600 lbs. I doubt she's prepared to admit to that.

She can't, (although I suspect she'll try), continue the fiction that she's losing weight or watching what she eats. The only watching she's doing is keeping her beady eyes on the food from plate to mouth. She's been on a food bender since she decided to quit vlogmas if not before; can't convince me otherwise. When she's not stuffing, she's puffing. The maximum lung expansion she can get is when she's standing but that's offset by the strain of simply... weight bearing when she stands. Sitting is less tiring but that photo shows just how squished her lungs are sitting, I can't see that she can get enough oxygen. I'm genuinely surprised she's not on oxygen but... she'd have to be seeing a doctor for that, I suppose & it doesn't fit with her narrative.

But this is AL & she has her own surreal rule book. It wouldn't surprise me if she comes on all tarted up & enthusiastic about some new weight loss concoction she's found that she KNOWS will work for her.

And no weigh in.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I for one look forward to hamberts entry into the 2020 X-Games

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The 6X Games.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Big Al would never dump her leggings and switch to skirts; a flash of her dainty ankles might show and that is lidurally her worst nightmare...as it would be ours.

But also fulfilling our greatest wish!

 

[DubbleBubble]

She can't fit her belly behind the wheel, can't fit her laayygs under the wheel, and there's not enough room for her dainty hooves to operate the pedals. Her girth and neck hump prevents her from swiveling her head to check her blind spots or even her basic peripheral.

It's physically impossible for her to drive, and that's before you consider her visual and intellectual impairment. Might as well request her to take up BMX racing in 2020

Honestly fucking walking is what she should be taking up. I don't get the obsession with driving, even if she could how would that make her less fat and lazy? Driving is not a physical activity and it would only mean she could go to the buffet whenever she wants without a driver. Fuck she'd probably be the kind of person to just hop in the car at the front door, drive to the mailbox to get mail, and put it in reverse to get back to the house.

In most the world walking, biking and public transportation is how everyone gets around, and it works, and as an added bonus you get a little physical exercise in walking a few kilometers every day.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Honestly fucking walking is what she should be taking up. I don't get the obsession with driving, even if she could how would that make her less fat and lazy? Driving is not a physical activity and it would only mean she could go to the buffet whenever she wants without a driver. Fuck she'd probably be the kind of person to just hop in the car at the front door, drive to the mailbox to get mail, and put it in reverse to get back to the house.

In most the world walking, biking and public transportation is how everyone gets around, and it works, and as an added bonus you get a little physical exercise in walking a few kilometers every day.

I've never understood the driving thing either (although I expect it's coming up a lot right now because Beggy is fucking zombiefied).

Even so: Big Al doesn't need to go anywhere, and probably should not be going anywhere, since all she does while out is shop and eat, neither of which she needs to be doing. She can have stuff delivered to the house as far as regular household stuff goes, or get Eric to pick up things while he's out, and cook her own meals (or get a meal service, which would be even better, since her cooking is crap). While at home, she can take walks on her own, walk Twinkie Storr (who needs it), do some light resistance exercises for her arms, etc. Yeah, she'd be at the house all the time, but at least these things would be far more interesting than yet another tarp haul or her yammering about how she's "eating hulthy, guize" because she ordered chicken (either orange, with a giant vat of white rive, or fried, or smothered in cheese, etc.), or her touching every goddamned thing in Wommart. If she did a complete 180, I'd actually watch her videos. But she wont, so I won't. And those noobs who just found her a week or two ago will join Haydur Nation soon enough. That change seems to be happening much more quickly, too, from just a cursory reading of comments. It's kind of funny.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Given that AL is always complaining of exhaustion, can you imagine how many episodes of sleep apnea she is probably having in a single day? Bad enough that Becky is behind the wheel in her current state, but Amberlynn driving (even if she could even fit) would be a disaster.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

Why is Amberlynn so unfunny? Seriously, is she incapable of any humour?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Why is Amberlynn so unfunny? Seriously, is she incapable of any humour?

She's a classic narcissist. She has no personality of her own, which is why she's always whining about "but other people/youtubers do xyz", and not getting why it may be okay for them because they are interesting, or funny, or empathetic or whatever, but not her - because deep down, there's no "there" there in her, and she's just a (poorly done) mimic.

 

[ADHD]

I have no idea what you two are talking about. Amber is hilarious.

EDIT: Unintentionally, that is. When she tries to be funny, she fails.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

What's amazing to me about that (for any of them) is that "a couple hundred pounds ago" they didn't actively try to change what was happening. I mean, there's going through life passively, and then there's going through life passively to the extent your laayyygs could be hacked off and weigh as much - or more - than a regular human person. It's just hard to fathom why anyone would willingly get to that point without making any effort to halt it. And by effort, I mean more than discarding a diet after 12 hours because it doesn't work instantaneously.

Makes me think of the smoker who didn't quit after the mini-stroke, didn't quit after the COPD, didn't quit after they needed to be put on oxygen, didn't quit after the first lung cancer surgery, and is now crying because they've been told they have six months to live -- and are lighting up because at this point it honestly doesn't make a difference.

She won't lose weight after the loss of mobility, she won't lose weight after the high blood pressure, she won't lose weight after the cellulitis, she won't lose weight after the lymphedema... Whatever, it's too late now. Eat another pint of brownie batter.

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

I for one look forward to hamberts entry into the 2020 X-Games

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That feeling when you at first glance see AL's shirt flying out behind her and then on second look realize its resting almost a foot behind her on her gigantic shelf ass.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Honestly fucking walking is what she should be taking up. I don't get the obsession with driving, even if she could how would that make her less fat and lazy? Driving is not a physical activity and it would only mean she could go to the buffet whenever she wants without a driver. Fuck she'd probably be the kind of person to just hop in the car at the front door, drive to the mailbox to get mail, and put it in reverse to get back to the house.

In most the world walking, biking and public transportation is how everyone gets around, and it works, and as an added bonus you get a little physical exercise in walking a few kilometers every day.

I've never understood the driving thing either (although I expect it's coming up a lot right now because Beggy is fucking zombiefied).

Not in any way, shape, or form defending laziness or making excuses, but most American cities aren't walkable and have shit public transport. Everything is built with driving in mind -- it's assumed (or it was assumed when a lot of these places were being planned) that every household would have one or two vehicles and only the poor, the infirm, and children would need things like buses or do things like ride a bike. In a lot of places, it's legitimately difficult to go anywhere or do anything (practical or just for fun) without a car.

The reason why people are pushing her to get a license is an offshoot of this attitude. It represents independence and competence, almost in the same way (and on the same level) as having a job or otherwise being a productive member of society. And it also means (in their minds) that she'll "get out more" and "go do stuff" and "be healthy" because the alternative in this scenario is Pillow Mountain.

It's a cultural thing. In this case, it's pretty ironic that the reliance on automobiles has (at least partially) contributed to the obesity epidemic in America, and yet one of the first things a lot of people push deathfats to do is get a license and become "mobile".