Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Punkinsplice]

Ok, so a couple of those SJ photos could be done with a selfie stick, but who the fuck is taking the other ones? She has an accomplice!

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Ok, so a couple of those SJ photos could be done with a selfie stick, but who the fuck is taking the other ones? She has an accomplice!

Her BFF the timer. In that wheelchair pic at ULTA it looks like her phone is propped up on the floor. The bed one, she did almost that exact shot in one of her vlogs. She put the camera on a shelf and then walked over to the bed and filmed herself "napping".

Edit: actually used that exact pic as the thumbnail for the video in question, lol

 

[Punkinsplice]

Her BFF the timer. In that wheelchair pic at ULTA it looks like her phone is propped up on the floor. The bed one, she did almost that exact shot in one of her vlogs. She put the camera on a shelf and then walked over to the bed and filmed herself "napping".

Watching a mental reenactment of what you describe is just... Well, it's hilarious but also very sad and baffling. This probably applies to all IG munchithots. They spend enough time planning this stuff out to be fully aware of their narcissism, yet they still go through with it and post proof. Then we get a year-end compilation from SJ where she is able to look upon the fruits of her efforts and then shamelessly post them AGAIN. It's glorious!

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Cherie might be dead. It's been a week since she's posted. Fly high adrenal angel. If she's dead, I want all my munchie death pool money.

I found some exciting shit poking around some of her followers though.

Merely days after her birthday, Jessica Hart has been forced by circumstances beyond her control (attempted murder and homelessness) to move back in with her parents and begin the painful process of rebuilding her life, starting with getting a job.

As she endures the rejection of multiple job interviews, and her parents irksome attempts to marry her off to the most eligible bachelors in town (meaning unmarried and able to string simple words together to form a sentence), she feels herself sinking into a deep depression.

To top it all off, it’s been three weeks since she’s heard from the ever elusive Eric Wolf. But, she could swear she saw him the other day at the Gas ‘n’ Go. And, who was that strange man built like a rhino on steroids who followed her around the mall last Tuesday?

Just when Jessica can’t take it anymore, her cousin, Barbie O’Grady, invites her on the vacation of a lifetime to Phuket Island. Her parents tell her not to go. Her brother, Greg, tells her not to go. And, the airport TSAs seem to have banded against her.

Before they know it, the cousins are pursued by strange men, kidnapped, drugged, and stranded in the Jungle by an elephant named Bessie. Now, Jessica and Barbie have questions that need answers before they turn up dead, or worse.

The mind of a munchie romance novelist.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Welp, Paige made it to 2020.


I had January 2 in the death pool but she looks like she's going to continue lingering and being a burden for a while.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Cherie might be dead. It's been a week since she's posted. Fly high adrenal angel. If she's dead, I want all my munchie death pool money.

I found some exciting shit poking around some of her followers though.



The mind of a munchie romance novelist.

I wish I could sad react, I really liked her. Maybe Kelly killed her so she can remain the most gross skin picker on Instagram

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Welp, Paige made it to 2020.

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I had January 2 in the death pool but she looks like she's going to continue lingering and being a burden for a while.

The thing about munchies is you never know how much they’re exaggerating. I, for one, am not fucking surprised she is still alive. Vampire Kelly.. she’s surprised me, but honestly I think she’s such a compulsive picker that her dead/scabbed skin just hasn’t had time to get infected before being picked away.

I wish I could sad react, I really liked her. Maybe Kelly killed her so she can remain the most gross skin picker on Instagram

Lol we are on the same brain wavelength right now, EW.

 

[iluvmylife]

Her BFF the timer. In that wheelchair pic at ULTA it looks like her phone is propped up on the floor. The bed one, she did almost that exact shot in one of her vlogs. She put the camera on a shelf and then walked over to the bed and filmed herself "napping".

Edit: actually used that exact pic as the thumbnail for the video in question, lol

Since you introduced her, I am working on a late Christmas/New Years Surprise for you---and for everyone else who developed a soft spot for S-J! (and also because I reproduced several years ago and will be home celebrating New Years Eve with my chil'n.

 

[Apathy is my superpower]

Cherie might be dead. It's been a week since she's posted. Fly high adrenal angel. If she's dead, I want all my munchie death pool money.

I found some exciting shit poking around some of her followers though.



The mind of a munchie romance novelist.

Funny you said that...for the last few days I've been searching for news about her but couldn't find shit.

I really hope she's not dead, I am not ready to live without her melododramatic selfies

Since Cherie is not posting I have to get my fix from miss.salt.bae:



wah wah wah, call the whambulance

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Since you introduced her, I am working on a late Christmas/New Years Surprise for you---and for everyone else who developed a soft spot for S-J! (and also because I reproduced several years ago and will be home celebrating New Years Eve with my chil'n.

Cheers. I am tackling one of my white whales tonight because I have no real friends and stalking munchies is my surrogate for human interaction.

Aww. I made myself sad.

Here is Rebel pretending she will die any minute from medical abuse to remind everyone that no matter how pathetic you feel right now, you're not as bad as the people we mock.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Funny you said that...for the last few days I've been searching for news about her but couldn't find shit.

I really hope she's not dead, I am not ready to live without her melododramatic selfies

I can't find any indications that Salty Sarah Bae has anything wrong with her. Cherie had something wrong with her and decided to participate in sickstagram rather than manage her condition. And that's going to end poorly.



I like all these weird munchie IG comments though. That's just called orthorexia.

 

[iluvmylife]

Cheers. I am tackling one of my white whales tonight because I have no real friends and stalking munchies is my surrogate for human interaction.

Aww. I made myself sad.

Do you mind if I found a little joy in your sorrow? I stopped having friends the minute I gave birth to my oldest 15 years ago. Have to pat myself on the back though...I am raising two antisocial teens who declined several invitations to parties tonight and I think to give me a little break from running them all over the county 174720 times a day.

And back to Sarah-Jean....and a bottle of wine. This could end up really funny or a complete disaster.

 

[large_farva]

Ah yes, the end of the year, when you can edit and retell your narrative like no one will notice.

 

[Nobody Loves Milhouse]

Welp, Paige made it to 2020.

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I had January 2 in the death pool but she looks like she's going to continue lingering and being a burden for a while.

How many degrees of death are there? "As close to death as possible" - bitch, you're either dead or you're not.
She looks positively smug in this pic. The audacity of surviving another year!

SJ looks like she's about to swim the English Channel in that cap.

 

[Spooniest spoon]

Apologies if too OT but does anybody have any insight on the absolute spergery happening on r/illnessfakersgonewild right now?

ETA: k so from what I gather, Anal-ease posted the police report from her alleged sexual assault in the paediatric ward, Archive

Mod moonracoon who claims to be Porochista Khapours ex housemate posts thread saying it's not cool to speculate on whether it happened. Archive

Second mod mouseinhouses chimps out and they point out that moonracoon has posted previous comments accusing PK of fabricating assault claims:



Everybody chimps out and powerlevels over who is more raped.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Cheers. I am tackling one of my white whales tonight because I have no real friends and stalking munchies is my surrogate for human interaction.

Aww. I made myself sad.

Here is Rebel pretending she will die any minute from medical abuse to remind everyone that no matter how pathetic you feel right now, you're not as bad as the people we mock.

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Someone needs to tell Bethany her poor sex-deprived husband is clearly suffering from his own major “fluid retention”. Wowzers.

Also, we all love you here, but not sure that a bunch of love from autists will make your ego feel better or worse.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Apologies if too OT but does anybody have any insight on the absolute spergery happening on r/illnessfakersgonewild right now?

ETA: k so from what I gather, Anal-ease posted the police report from her alleged sexual assault in the paediatric ward, Archive

Mod moonracoon who claims to be Porochista Khapours ex housemate posts thread saying it's not cool to speculate on whether it happened. Archive

Second mod mouseinhouses chimps out and they point out that moonracoon has posted previous comments accusing PK of fabricating assault claims:

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Everybody chimps out and powerlevels over who is more raped.

Some bullshit. Mods had a chat room for discussing mod stuff. I was in said chat room as a non-mod along with two or three other regulars. People talked about their lives, or didn't. MousesintheHouses was one of the people who shared a lot in chat. So was m00nracc00n. Both were mods.

Anelise accused another dude of raping her. A mod posted the police report to IFGW after IF deleted it. A whole bunch of people doubted it because it's Anelise and this is what she does. M00n doesn't think it's ever okay to doubt a woman's rape story because something something misogyny. People disagreed with her. She threatened to ban them, then made a mod post saying she wasn't tolerating it and implying anyone who doubted anelise or any other woman's assault claims was going to get banned, without going into mod chat to discuss this.

M00n also said Anelise was lying, mind you.

And meanwhile she made a post doubting PK's assault story, because apparently that's okay because PK is a meany poopoo head. Then she signed off.

Mods in chat said it wasn't okay for her to "go rogue" and threaten to ban people, she should have been in chat discussing, and this was changing the culture of the sub since previously the mod consensus was no trigger warnings, no kid gloves, no censorship. M00n came in guns blazing to defend herself. MousesintheHouses explained why she was not okay with this post in the chat with her personal story. M00n came back with a sob story about how she wasn't in chat because two months ago she tried to kill herself. Then accused MITH of trying to "powerlevel her rape" as emotional blackmail which is... what she herself just did with suicide.

Another mod said she was leaving over the free speech issue. I left because she was being a complete cunt to me. MITH deleted her account because she's dealing with Real Life Bullshit and wanted out of the drama, then made a temp account to post her side of the story when m00n gave an extremely one-sided account and pulled out the "I was more raped-ed than you" card and all sorts of shit. She kept denying she did all this shit knowing that a few of us archive everything and would post the receipts. Then she chimped out over us having receipts. She's screaming at people who are agreeing with her. She's resorting to terrible debate tactics and refusing to back down.

OrangeQuokka tried to do damage control and now m00n is duking it out with her in comments, too. Other mods have been removed including the one who posted Anelise's shit.

m00n now has herself a shiny SJW hugbox all to herself and a whole bunch of wrongthinkers are going to probably migrate here. She wanted it to be her personal hatebox where she could mobilize some troll army to take down PK. Now she has her own special space to share her terrible traumatic life story (which she shared CONSTANTLY in chat.)

Update: m00n was the one removing mods and locking posts. Quokka, who started the sub, is still trying to do damage control.

EDIT: worth mentioning another mod, DopeandDiamonds, was wildly disliked by the chat regulars. She's IRL friends with m00n and a whole lot of us got the feeling she was shady and up to something. I got in arguments more than once because she took everything way too fucking seriously and this is internets. We're here to have fun and laugh at re.tards. She is incredibly quick to chimp out if you question anything she says. The first time I argued she immediately threw herself a pity party about suicide. The second time she screeched at me about having a deal with oprah's media company and how she bought her cadillac in cash.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

EDIT: worth mentioning another mod, DopeandDiamonds, was wildly disliked by the chat regulars. She's IRL friends with m00n and a whole lot of us got the feeling she was shady and up to something. I got in arguments more than once because she took everything way too fucking seriously and this is internets. We're here to have fun and laugh at re.tards. She is incredibly quick to chimp out if you question anything she says. The first time I argued she immediately threw herself a pity party about suicide. The second time she screeched at me about having a deal with oprah's media company and how she bought her cadillac in cash.

m00n immediately gave me munchie vibes.

21 years of practice doesn't lie, and also Oprah's buying you a new seville

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

m00n immediately gave me munchie vibes.

21 years of practice doesn't lie, and also Oprah's buying you a new seville

Not munchie. Just dramatic and a SJW. When she was aguing with Quokka over the direction the sub was taking she legit said, "this sub was built on my trauma!" Good lord.

She's now been removed as a mod and the mods she vindictively removed have been reinstated.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

m00n sounds unstable enough to get any rival sub she makes banned for dumb trolling plans, it might be a good cow breeding ground though, these things often are.