Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,599
TheGreatCitracett said:
The plot of "Karma on Dragon 5" has been revealed and it's fresh and new creative and even more exciting than his screenplay about terrorists taking over an amusement park...

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Lol no it's totally not, way to go, Russ.
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...wtf would terrorists gain taking over a movie set? Even hypothetically... maybe take a few celebrities hostage, but studios are so cold-hearted they'd just be happy for the boost in DVD sales and the awesome "RIP" Oscar reel. Yeah, you could have a story where the prop guys McGuyver a ton of shit to save the day, which would be quite cool, but it's still missing the "why".

Also, since Russ has never been on a movie set and doesn't even know what a publicist does, it'll be great to see him try to show his industry knowledge.
 
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Why would you even need the 7-up?

Martinelli's is practically just apple soda.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
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Why would you even need the 7-up?

Martinelli's is practically just apple soda.
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This post fills me with inexplicable rage. All the stuff he says and does on a daily basis, and its this post that makes me MOTI.
It's just...such an incredibly weak little pussy thing to say. It's something a 12 year old would say at a sleepover, but he's a grown man. I can't handle it. Give me my hats, I've accepted my fate.
 
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cogsworth said:
This post fills me with inexplicable rage. All the stuff he says and does on a daily basis, and its this post that makes me MOTI.
It's just...such an incredibly weak little pussy thing to say. It's something a 12 year old would say at a sleepover, but he's a grown man. I can't handle it. Give me my hats, I've accepted my fate.
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Russ is the only man alive who will die of alcohol poisoning off non-alcoholic drinks.
 
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Deadpool said:
Russ is the only man alive who will die of alcohol poisoning off non-alcoholic drinks.
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If he'd been able to find a properly submissive wife who was hot, he'd still be Mormon. He only turned his back on them because he felt God didn't come through on his end of the bargin and give him a wife. He still follows most of the teachings from what I can tell, with the exception of the ones regarding sex. If there is a God, and He did create all of us, he played a cruel joke on Russ by making him malformed, but having a libido that's perpetually jammed in overdrive.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
If he'd been able to find a properly submissive wife who was hot, he'd still be Mormon. He only turned his back on them because he felt God didn't come through on his end of the bargin and give him a wife. He still follows most of the teachings from what I can tell, with the exception of the ones regarding sex. If there is a God, and He did create all of us, he played a cruel joke on Russ by making him malformed, but having a libido that's perpetually jammed in overdrive.
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God gave him a face to match his personality.
 
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SwiftlyRuiningRussell said:
Can anyone read & play his masterpiece? View attachment 1076730
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I can’t clearly read it, but just looking at the position of the notes we’re looking at the same I-III-V shit he usually craps out. I’m detecting one or two flats. Rests and the key is C major. That’s all I’ve got fam.

It’s fucking New Year’s Eve and I’m trying to analyse this shit. I’m half drunk and will see you bastards in the new year!
 
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skellig58 said:
Frick, Russel. Plenty of people don't do alcohol, for various reasons. But, gosh, no one brags about it.
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Russ takes pride in the weirdest shit. He tries like hell to prove what a "good boy" he is by bragging about being a teetotaler, but then he will sperg endlessly about all the sexy sex stuff he's done with prostitutes. And then he will go on about how he's no longer a Latter Day Saint, despite still behaving like one. He's a walking, slurping, breathing contradiction.
 
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