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Big lmao at the one where he coerced the blonde to take a picture with him and covered his mouth, pretending to laugh because he didn’t want to overtly drool all over the place
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Why does facial hair make him look instantly like a serial killer? Without it, he looks awkward, yeah, obviously but... Ugh, idk, I’m reminded of when he had H. H. Holmes as his fb profile.
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They're all missionaries in that pic, and LDS missionaries can't do much more than shake hands with or high five members of the opposite sex. Still, she might have been very grateful for that rule when the pic was taken.
ShortBusDriver
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Are they the same pair of glasses? It would explain why they're always so crooked in every modern photo of him
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It’s his face that’s crooked, not the glasses.
But it wouldn’t surprise me if they were the same.
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I'm inclined to say yes, but if it isn't the same one, it sure af looks like the same.
It's hard to tell when your preference in eyewear are sped-glasses
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I'm sure they're all pleased to be categorized as "non-hookers I've known." They mostly look like they're from his Mormon days and were probably required to tolerate him to a degree or they would go to Mormon hell or be shunned from the temple or whatever they do.
WhiskerBiscuit
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Fucking yikes. He looked human 6 years ago. Now he looks like a plastic grease bucket.
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At least his suit doesn't look like he slept on a park bench in it for the last two weeks. That's the only picture of him in a suit where it isn't a rumpled, disreputable mess.
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Also, I'm pretty sure that's not a photo of a "date" since they're wearing nametags and are dressed in business attire as though they're on some sort of church or school trip. I'm guessing they (all three of them) went to lunch and Russ considered it a 'date'. That's probably the story with all of the photos, actually.
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Who even posts a compilation of all the women* they have been on dates with? Wtf, Russ?
*non-GFE prozzies.
*non-GFE prozzies.
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Her makeup and hair also took eight hours to pull off, even before a casual event. She also fastidiously studied her face in comparison to lighting and cameras, figuring out what makeup and angles maximized her looks.
There are well-known stories of Marilyn getting a kick out of going to local pubs without her “Marilyn” makeup and hair done, and going totally unnoticed by people because she looked drastically different and rather ordinary.
Her image was an expensive, time-consuming and complicated façade. But hey, at least she got to be judged by Russ as being in the best shape of her life when she committed suicide. Thank god she avoided a terrible fate: aging into someone Russ would not fuck.
also just lol at putting up an example of aging gracefully and the aging chart stops at 36. That’s literally right before your looks ACTUALLY start to decline.
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I wish this literal dick wrangler would point to AT LEAST ONE episode of direct discrimination against him. Like, REAL discrimination, not something he hallucinated while wanking alone in his own filth.
But we all know the reason he wouldn't say that. Because surprise surprise, the discrimination is all in his deformed, squash shaped, greasy, trauma lump riddled head.
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ready for hifi Whoo Hoo Hoo's
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Marilyn Sperging
Monroe and Russ shouldn’t be in the same universe.
The interesting story about Monroe was told by Susan Sarandon, I think. Marilyn had no makeup and was just in pants, a sweater and coat, walking in NY with young Susan, and nobody recognized her. Then Marilyn said. “Want to see her?” And she just changed. Susan couldn’t pinpoint it, but MM started walking different, and just turned into Marilyn. People noticed and they became mobbed. But it wasn’t a normal thing, she was able to be anonymous when she wanted, but the paparazzi were usually around.
Marilyn did learn makeup and how best to use it and some think she had a very light peach fuzz on her face she wouldn’t remove because it made her glow under cameras. But makeup wasn’t an 8 hour process. She looked gorgeous with nothing, and there are many photos of her as she was. She was always very late for filming because she had terrible stage fright and was insecure, plus of course, her substance abuse problems.
She might have had a nose job early on to thin the bridge but plastic surgeons can’t even agree if that happened. She had nothing else except bleached hair.
She also was never fat, at her biggest she was only 135 with a 28.5 inch waist. Sizes were different back then, but her dresses remain and her average weight was under 120. I saw one once and I’d have had trouble putting it on and I’ve never weighed more than 107. She was the perfect hourglass.
At 36, she was still incredibly beautiful even with drinking too much and using barbiturates. She was a master at knowing how she photographed and was likely to be beautiful for years to come. Check out the last movie she did that she died at the start of. She was nude swimming in the pool and looked amazing. Can’t compare her to other women of that generation.
Marilyn did learn makeup and how best to use it and some think she had a very light peach fuzz on her face she wouldn’t remove because it made her glow under cameras. But makeup wasn’t an 8 hour process. She looked gorgeous with nothing, and there are many photos of her as she was. She was always very late for filming because she had terrible stage fright and was insecure, plus of course, her substance abuse problems.
She might have had a nose job early on to thin the bridge but plastic surgeons can’t even agree if that happened. She had nothing else except bleached hair.
She also was never fat, at her biggest she was only 135 with a 28.5 inch waist. Sizes were different back then, but her dresses remain and her average weight was under 120. I saw one once and I’d have had trouble putting it on and I’ve never weighed more than 107. She was the perfect hourglass.
At 36, she was still incredibly beautiful even with drinking too much and using barbiturates. She was a master at knowing how she photographed and was likely to be beautiful for years to come. Check out the last movie she did that she died at the start of. She was nude swimming in the pool and looked amazing. Can’t compare her to other women of that generation.
Monroe and Russ shouldn’t be in the same universe.
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The plot of "Karma on Dragon 5" has been revealed and it's fresh and new creative and even more exciting than his screenplay about terrorists taking over an amusement park...
Lol no it's totally not, way to go, Russ.
Lol no it's totally not, way to go, Russ.
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All of those "friends" were Mormons, and they were basically forced to be civil toward him until he got himself excommunicated. Mormon Jesus wouldn't have liked them being rude to an exceptional individual.
Now taking bets on whether the hot movie star's near death encounter with terrorists makes her suddenly realize that her life was always empty without having the privilege of sucking him his penis, or whether she gets violently raped by the terrorists as karmic retribution for repeatedly turning him down.
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