Manosphere Fonduman / mooooo - (he shits up our loveshy threads)

[Toast]

Oh god, I can't imagine doing programming bullshit as a girl. Like dealing with programmers is bad enough as a guy.

Don't get me wrong, lot were swell guys but it was the annoying minority that were very vocals and created a toxic work environnement. At the start, we were 6 girls and 54 guys. When I quitted the course for another path, we were 3 girls (including me) and almost all the cool guys were gone too.
The worst with my acquaintance, I was the one doing the majority of the work and he was there for checking if did everything correctly and arguing with me.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I went to bed depressed for the future of humanity, but relatively certain that this drama was dying down. And now I'm on my lunch break and I have 24 pages to wade through (because I'm a masochist) and a picture of @mooooo 's pathetic penis.

Spoiler

 

[Lurker]

I went to bed depressed for the future of humanity, but relatively certain that this drama was dying down. And now I'm on my lunch break and I have 24 pages to wade through (because I'm a masochist) and a picture of @mooooo 's pathetic penis.

Spoiler

S'all good, man.

 

[Saul Goodman]

everytime I'm about to leave someone says something stupid, and I have to address it.

You don't. You really don't. My last serious advice for you: Fly the white flag, son.

You think we're flaming you because we disagree with you philosophically. This is only partially true. Mostly it's because you're a hilarious douchebag. You can stop feeding the fire any time you like.

Big surprise, you don't understand the concept of the friendzone.

The friendzone isn't when a guy is only a friend despite being nice, it's when a guy is only a friend because he is.

I actually wouldn't mind if a girl just wanted a guy as a friend because she wasn't physically attracted to him. It's honest, and there's not much we can do about physical attraction, and it doesn't say much about us personally.

I'll share a story as an example.

There was once a girl I knew. I would act a little cocky around her. I'd avoid answering her questions directly, instead choosing to interpret their meaning in a different, silly way, to tease her.
I wasn't a complete asshole, but I was a little douchy.

One night she got drunk and told me she had a crush on me, and masturbated fantasising about me. We made out a bit.

A week or so later, the same happened. But she was upset because of tough things happening at home, and started crying. I hugged her, to comfort her. By the end of the night, she decided we should be friends, and that her attraction was gone.

That's what I consider the friendzone. When their attraction is killed because you're a decent person.

Firstly, allow me to call bullshit on anyone masturbating about you. Unless they have a serious orca fetish. Secondly, if this event actually occurred, might the problem possibly -- just possibly -- have been that you either (a) tried to coerce her into sex while she was grieving and thus freaked her out, or (b) after getting to know you, she discovered that you were a total asshole (you know, the kind who can't let shit go on the internet), and that freaked her out?

No, couldn't possibly be it. You were just "too nice."

 

[ICametoLurk]

inbeforethisbecomesa1000pagethread

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Apparently lolcows and messed up dicks go together like peanut butter and jelly.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

inbeforethisbecomesa1000pagethread

@mooooo here is only Marijan-Lite. Instead of a meth fueled 1000 page thread, we'll have to be content with an Aderall fueled 250 page thread.

 

[melty]

Firstly, allow me to call bullshit on anyone masturbating about you. Unless they have a serious orca fetish. Secondly, if this event actually occurred, might the problem possibly -- just possibly -- have been that you either (a) tried to coerce her into sex while she was grieving and thus freaked her out, or (b) after getting to know you, she discovered that you were a total asshole (you know, the kind who can't let shit go on the internet), and that freaked her out?

No, couldn't possibly be it. You were just "too nice."

That conclusion is laughable in itself. I'm just too nice! I'm too smart, it intimidates the ladies. I'm way too hot, other women are jealous of me! People say these things a lot and they're mocked for a reason.

But seriously, she could have rejected moooo for literally any reason? Anecdote time, a couple of times in my life I've confessed to a guy I was sure liked me that I liked him. Both times I ended up being ignored shortly after, when we'd been having a good time before, so I came to the conclusion that men are intimidated by women being too forward/aggressive and making the first move.
Makes sense, right? Lots of people on the internet would probably agree with that. It's advice peddled around in dating books. Maybe it's even true, most of the time. I don't know nor do I really care.
Except later I found out in both cases that wasn't what happened at all. I had just been making assumptions based on what I saw and thought, but that wasn't reality.

Personal experiences aren't data, especially when you may never know the whole story. Maybe I'm wrong even know, maybe it WAS me making the first move and other people lied to me. Either way it's silly and immature to call it "data" and "logic" especially when your "conclusion" is basically "waaah my (good trait) is TOO good for those bitches!"
Semi related http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-mans-intelligence-probably-just-too-intimidat,33916/

 

[Toast]

That's what I consider the friendzone. When their attraction is killed because you're a decent person.

You call yourself a decent person? A decent person don't act douchy to try to get laid. A decent person doesn't have this high school mentality and doesn't see the world in black and white. I doesn't even believe your story, I don't think you can manage to keep friendship with your view of the world. A woman, like everyone else, has the right to refuse to have a relationship with you. She has the right even if you are "nice" with her, she has the right to be interest to have relationship with other people.
You know, we are humans too, we have feeling, hobbies, taste and etc. but you doesn't seem to think that. You are a lost cause.

 

[CatParty]

I guess the conclusion to @mooooo's kiwi experiment will be "I tried to play the intellectual and hundreds of people laughed at my dick"

 

[Saul Goodman]

Update. For those of you who like a good cringe, may I present "Fonduman Fails at Hiring an Escort":

http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/threads/61696-Small-issue
Archived here: https://archive.today/tPIWX

 

[Tookie]

Update. For those of you who like a good cringe, may I present "Fonduman Fails at Hiring an Escort":

http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/threads/61696-Small-issue
Archived here: https://archive.today/tPIWX

Dude, he got friendzoned by a hooker.

 

[Atsimuel]

Update. For those of you who like a good cringe, may I present "Fonduman Fails at Hiring an Escort":

http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/threads/61696-Small-issue
Archived here: https://archive.today/tPIWX

You beautiful bastard.

 

[HypeBeast]

How can we be sure his wife is even real? Is there someone with that low of self esteem?

 

[Billy_Sama]

Update. For those of you who like a good cringe, may I present "Fonduman Fails at Hiring an Escort":

http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/threads/61696-Small-issue
Archived here: https://archive.today/tPIWX

For some who brags about having a college degree, using the same user name, especially on sex sites, is the dumbest thing you can do and sure sign of a lolcow.

How can we be sure his wife is even real? Is there someone with that low of self esteem?

I bet Fonduman has the same real doll model as Peter Coffin.

Edit:http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/threads/61696-Small-issue/page2

I remember your phone call clearly. You sounded extremely distracted and I had to repeat myself several times. I'm sure anybody could appreciate that you sounded like an absolute time waster, not a very convincing one at that. Now I understand your reception was terrible but that wasn't apparent from my end at the time. So when you were late calling to confirm, I accepted another appointment.

Even with money, Fonduman can't get sex just because he is too oblivious to listen and understand women.

 

[Atsimuel]

How can we be sure his wife is even real? Is there someone with that low of self esteem?

Let's not get into that again.

 

[HypeBeast]

That would be the best episode of wife swap ever.

 

[Cubanodun]

Update. For those of you who like a good cringe, may I present "Fonduman Fails at Hiring an Escort":

http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/threads/61696-Small-issue
Archived here: https://archive.today/tPIWX

oh my god in a gundam wth

 

[Saul Goodman]

Even with money, Fonduman can get sex just because he is too oblivious to listen and understand women.

Here is Fonduman's Escort's account preserved for posterity: https://archive.today/R5TOa

Notice, @mooooo , how people (and especially women you're chasing) seem to remember social situations differently than you? Maybe something to learn here, hmmm?

Also, am I the only one who thinks that him titling his escort fail lament "Small issue" is hilarious in light of how small his, ahem, issue turned out to be?

 

[Tookie]

@mooooo, do you understand that things like the dick pics and your botched escort hiring attempt are why no one here takes you seriously or are you that oblivious? You came in here guns blazing thinking you would wow us all with your superior intellect and defend the honor of loveshies everywhere, but all you did was humiliate yourself. If you had a modicum of common sense you would have never have posted that stuff using the same username and you would have never drawn attention to yourself on a forum where, let's be honest, you will probably end up getting doxxed eventually and have that attached to your real name for eternity.