Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

Marshall-Law said:
Hahaha you know and I know it's not true. I know everything about you. When you power went out in the night I was in your house and uploaded corrupted files on your computer. Why were all your clocks not set correctly. How many bugs you have in your walls. I should of out you out of your misery but what fun would that be.:)
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You are an idiot. You know nothing about me.
 
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
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Jaded Optimist said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Who is your comment directed at? I know you are not threatening me?
 
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Marshall-Law said:
Hahaha you know and I know it's not true. I know everything about you. When your power went out in the night I was in your house and uploaded corrupted files on your computer. Why were all your clocks not set correctly in the morning? How many bugs you have in your walls. I should of put you out of your misery but what fun would that be.:)
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Proof I wasn't the one who has been messaging you:

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xtamarlover said:
You must be new to the thread. I haven't had long hair for nearly 2 years now.
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You got me, just dropped in to catch all the recent activity. Still, you're a fairly waif-ish dude, so you're gonna be a target for anyone with half a mind to manhandle you. Think this through, it's easy to bullshit yourself into thinking, "I'll be fine in prison," but the reality is a lot bleaker for guys like you.
 
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Spergetti said:
You got me, just dropped in to catch all the recent activity. Still, you're a fairly waif-ish dude, so you're gonna be a target for anyone with half a mind to manhandle you. Think this through, it's easy to bullshit yourself into thinking, "I'll be fine in prison," but the reality is a lot bleaker for guys like you.
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How many of you who say stuff like this have actually been a prisoner in prison yourself? i imagine most of you have not.
 
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Marshall-Law said:
You aren't no Navy Seal What's you service number? What was your rate in the Seals if it's true. I'll know if your full shit. Who was your commanding officer CMC and LPO?
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I wasn't the one who even said it to you! It was @Jaded Optimist! Don't hurt me. And, the DoD uses you social security number nowadays. There is no service number.
 
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Marshall-Law said:
You aren't no Navy Seal. What's you service number? What was your rate in the Seals if it's true. I'll know if your full shit. Who was your commanding officer CMC and LPO? I worked with a lot of seals in Somlia and Yemen. I smell bullshit.
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Holy shit, you really are a window licking moron aren't you?

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Marshall-Law said:
You aren't no Navy Seal
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Double negative, so I am a navy seal?
 
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xtamarlover said:
I also gave her $6500 this summer and was going to send her more ($8500) but she got greedy and said she wants me instead to send her $11500 more, not $8500 more, and that i had to sign a legal document agreeing id send her the money or else she would end the peace truce with me and do more legal stuff against me. I told her to fuck off im not signing shit. Thats when she got whiney and called the fbi in me to accuse me of stalking her.
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i really hope you're not full of shit and legitimately sent some redneck cumsock thousands just because of some internet messages

have you considered that marshall is reading over the shoulder as she messages you

have you considered that you're being duped by two inbred hicks, and marshall is balls deep in his thot while smoking meth he bought with your money?

it'd be great if you were giving up money so marshall could sit around unemployed while blowing loads on your (((soulmate)))
 
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xtamarlover said:
How many of you who say stuff like this have actually been a prisoner in prison yourself? i imagine most of you have not.
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You're right, I've never been in prison. But, it's not hard to find people who have been to prison and who will tell people what it is like. A lot them admit they thought they would be fine in prison, and then got a really rude awakening. A lot of them warn people to avoid going to prison if you can.

But it's fine, Andrew. Just keep telling yourself that you're different and that you'll be fine in prison. Don't worry, you're not being a stubborn idiot who refuses to admit how stupid his actions are.
 
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