Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Doctor Jizzmopper]

How is lowtax going to find out who bought avatars? purchases are anonymous

Oh they going to use the Ozma and Fistgrrl code to track CC numbers again?

 

[Weppers]

This is the page greeting everyone trying to log in right now. *kisses fingers*

 

[OwO What's This?]

The Technical Issues Thread in GBS:

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well thank god they removed the slurs at least

 

[AnOminous]

Lowtax is going to be forced to apologize for the Furry Concentration Camp.

You heard it here first.

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EDIT: Hah, ninja'd!

They should force him to have nightly confession sessions where he confesses to things he's done in the past and begs forgiveness for them. And when they finally run out of things for him to apologize for, they take him out back and give him two quick ones in the back of the head, just like in the Maoist China they worship so much.

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This is the page greeting everyone trying to log in right now. *kisses fingers*

How absolutely bigoted. How would a poor tranny feel trying to log in only to be called a faggot? They might literally commit suicide! Lowtax is a murderer!

 

[The Grognard]

How is lowtax going to find out who bought avatars? purchases are anonymous

Probably looking at billing info. Then again, knowing the shitshowness of the site it's probably stored in such a way that wouldn't be PCI compliant or some shit.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Uh oh Lowtax. Koalas March is back and she wants to talk with you.

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Koalas March should draw inspiration from CascadeBeta, she's not afraid of that lazy cuck.

 

[Beavis]

Lowtax has said in an old interview that the CC you used for an account is stored. He plans to match them.

That doesn’t seem kosher

 

[Coolio55]

Y'know. I was tepid on my thoughts on whether I should even consider SA as a 2020 deadpool contender due to it's constant damp squib status but something tells me they aren't going to be able to figure out how to defuse this.

 

[Dan Abrams]

I can imagine her boss opening his mouth to talk to her and she puts up a finger "One moment. This is important."

It's that basketball-American work ethic, anything to take a break from your job.

 

[X Prime]

I think Jeffrey posting that bit of code shows all the ideas that radium left it some kind of impossible to understand mess are a lie. That looks exactly like the standard user fields in vBulletin 2 to me.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Y'know. I was tepid on my thoughts on whether I should even consider SA as a 2020 deadpool contender due to it's constant damp squib status but something tells me they aren't going to be able to figure out how to defuse this.

They inadvertently broke the site while flailing to fix this. They’re the fucking Keystone Kops.

 

[OwO What's This?]

I think Jeffrey posting that bit of code shows all the ideas that radium left it some kind of impossible to understand mess are a lie. That looks exactly like the standard user fields in vBulletin 2 to me.

I think you're being a bit hyberbolic, that's like ~8 lines from 2 files

Lowtax has said in an old interview that the CC you used for an account is stored. He plans to match them.

you know, normally I don't bring up the GDPR in a positive light, but...

 

[Coolio55]

I think Jeffrey posting that bit of code shows all the ideas that radium left it some kind of impossible to understand mess are a lie. That looks exactly like the standard user fields in vBulletin 2 to me.

They inadvertently broke the site while flailing to fix this. They’re the fucking Keystone Kops.

The person the forum logs kept warning us about has finally stolen all the trees and they need to grow more so the print thread function works (Seeing as the site's userbase is intended to be 100% tranny the goondolances count is gonna go through the roof!) so they deleted login2.php so that no-one can login.
They'll re-code it when they want to let everyone back in.

 

[OwO What's This?]

The person the forum logs kept warning us about has finally stolen all the trees and they need to grow more so the print thread function works (Seeing as the site's userbase is intended to be 100% tranny the goondolances count is gonna go through the roof!) so they deleted login2.php so that no-one can login.
They'll re-code it when they want to let everyone back in.

that screenshot has been shared plenty here (it's funny as fuck) so a lot of non-goons will get the joke too

 

[Doctor Jizzmopper]

Probably looking at billing info. Then again, knowing the shitshowness of the site it's probably stored in such a way that wouldn't be PCI compliant or some shit.

Pretty much spot on, the site used to hold the numbers in plaintxt

 

[Frank N Berry]

Log ins are now fixed.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Log ins are now fixed.

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so it was Jeffrey's fault all along, this speaks volumes about his coding ability

truly the SA forum is in good hands

 

[X Prime]

Log ins are now fixed.

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This is pretty much all standard vB stuff, they just decided groupID 4 is the banned group (I bet 144 is permabanned group), and are defining what is archives in a very odd manner.

 

[Pissmaster]

Lowtax has said in an old interview that the CC you used for an account is stored. He plans to match them.

Wait.

A site with horrible, ancient spaghetti code, run by an ever-increasing population of extremely mentally ill vindictive psychopaths hangs onto everyone's credit card details.

That's... holy shit, how has that not been cracked yet?

 

[X Prime]

Wait.

A site with horrible, ancient spaghetti code, run by an ever-increasing population of extremely mentally ill vindictive psychopaths hangs onto everyone's credit card details.

That's... holy shit, how has that not been cracked yet?

That is probably because A) SA is dying, and B) anyone who cared enough to try believed FAU who swore up and down none of it was stored.