Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw - Jesse Singal Stalker and fat balding plagiarist LARPing as a Journalist

[aquariumwater]

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lol

Tangentially related, but Glompix is an old SA troon who hilariously speculated that he would be "gorgeous" after going mtf:

I will give him credit, he does have that chubby faced soy aesthetic


Naturally, his avatar gives us a clue as to what he sees in the mirror


Reality doesn't quite hold up

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

If it wasn't for the male pattern baldness, I could buy that being a midwestern lesbian. Hey, at least he's washing his hair now.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Tangentially related, but Glompix is an old SA troon who hilariously speculated that he would be "gorgeous" after going mtf:
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I will give him credit, he does have that chubby faced soy aesthetic
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Naturally, his avatar gives us a clue as to what he sees in the mirror
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Reality doesn't quite hold up
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John Lithgow

 

[AirdropShitposts]

and so, Kyle's thoughts on the Iraq War will be coming...

also, look at the fucking likes on this ahistorical stupidity

 

[Marvin]

also, look at the fucking likes on this ahistorical stupidity

I'm curious to hear what Kyle has to say about public unions. I want to hear him crow and squawk about how great they are too, because you know he's just completely ignorant about the issue.

 

[janekop]

Yay for botched “labia”!

 

[sperginity]

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Yay for botched “labia”!

how many of these things are not botched??? it seems like just about every cow I can think of on here that gets SRS eventually fesses up about some serious issue. or they kill themselves over it, like remilia.

 

[heathercho]

how many of these things are not botched??? it seems like just about every cow I can think of on here that gets SRS eventually fesses up about some serious issue. or they kill themselves over it, like remilia.

Well cutting off your penis and inverting it, in any other timeline would be a nightmare botching by itself. Let alone paying for it....

 

[wabbits]

Gee, I hope his kids in Maine didn't need new snow boots or anything this year.

 

[Spastic Colon]

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Yay for botched “labia”!

If others needed help more than Kyle, shouldn't he feel guilty that he only mentions those folks after he's gotten the money he needs? And I thought he claimed his stink ditch looked, felt and smelled like a real vagina? Old Kyle wasn't lying, was he? What a shocker.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"Hmmm. I could save up for this or just beg for the umtheenth time like a professional grifter."

Decisions, decisions.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

All of them are botched. Have you ever seen one that looks like a real vagina and/or the person attached to it that wasn’t complaining that it smelled and caused them constant pain?
Kyle can have as many revisions as he wants but it’s never going to look or feel right and it’s not going to fix his relationship problems because the only guys who want to fuck him are gays with a chicks with dicks fetish and guess what Kyle no longer has.

 

[Spastic Colon]

All of them are botched. Have you ever seen one that looks like a real vagina and/or the person attached to it that wasn’t complaining that it smelled and caused them constant pain?
Kyle can have as many revisions as he wants but it’s never going to look or feel right and it’s not going to fix his relationship problems because the only guys who want to fuck him are gays with a chicks with dicks fetish and guess what Kyle no longer has.

I think he can get a few straight guys, too, who just want the experience of sex with a stink ditch. Some people want to try everything once. But, as for being girlfriend material -- nope. He can't attract gays without a penis. He can't attract straight guys because he doesn't pass as a woman. Even if he switched back to being hetero, straight women won't be into a guy with no penis and lesbians want a real vagina. There is literally no one -- other than another sad sack troon -- who will want him. And even then, it would be because they settled for a fellow trans, not because they really want that. Kyle doesn't want a fellow troon, either.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

how many of these things are not botched??? it seems like just about every cow I can think of on here that gets SRS eventually fesses up about some serious issue. or they kill themselves over it, like remilia.

Probably because none of the good surgeons want to work on an impoverished autistic autogynephile who can’t look after himself. Troons have to settle for whatever they can get.

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

If you're reading this Kyle, I'll do it for you, for free.
Just need a fifth of vodka, some baloney slices and a staple gun. Gynos/chasers won't be able to tell the difference, I guarantee.
I suspect this is the best offer you'll get tbh.

 

[janekop]

This man is a literal roastie. Beef flaps of scrotum skin, infected and dripping goo.

And he was wondering why he had so much trouble with Grindr dates and finding a boyfriend???

 

[OttoWest]

Here’s what second stage labiaplasty looks like on neovag. This procedure is to “feminize” its appearance and is usually done several months after the initial chop, hence Kyle getting his five months later.

Spoiler: SRSLY NSFW

Kyle says he’s already on his second revision of the initial labiaplasty so I can only imagine how fucking gnarly that thing is by now. That’s four surgeries and counting (that we know of) on his penile invert in the last 13 months.

Additional info learned on this dive: 25% of neovag getters experience necrosis. No info if that numbers goes up with each revision but logic says it should.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

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Yay for botched “labia”!

Kyle is so fucked, it’s never going to be fixed dude. You will never get the fake vagina you dreamed of. It’s always going to be a mess.

Imagine mutilating your dick into an open wound and it never healing properly or functioning the way your cosmetic surgery intended.......for life. This is one of the many reasons why suicide rates are so high amongst trannies and why these barbaric butchers who cal themselves surgeons should be jailed. This is not medically necessary, it’s barbarism. It’s pleasing delusional idiots and allowing people to conduct gross cosmetic surgeries on perfectly healthy organs for money.

 

[wabbits]

But his orgasms are so incredibly good now, you guys.

 

[basilthebear]

Here’s what second stage labiaplasty looks like on neovag. This procedure is to “feminize” its appearance and is usually done several months after the initial chop, hence Kyle getting his five months later.

Spoiler: SRSLY NSFW

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Kyle says he’s already on his second revision of the initial labiaplasty so I can only imagine how fucking gnarly that thing is by now. That’s four surgeries and counting (that we know of) on his penile invert in the last 13 months.

Additional info learned on this dive: 25% of neovag getters experience necrosis. No info if that numbers goes up with each revision but logic says it should.

That picture is almost pleasant and comparison to the usual spoilered stink ditch seen on the farms. Didn't Kyle beg like $30,000 and then have it covered by insurance?