Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

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SweetBeans Holiday prepping for deadnaming:
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It's funny that Jess made a comic about being a dick to a coworker for not rejoicing in someone else's misery after posting about how she can't stand bad customers that treat her like crap. There is a high chance that the reason customers treat Jess like a lesser human being has less to do with her working the counter and more to do with them most likely walking in on her acting like a massive bitch for no good reason to a coworker.

Also "massive dudebro gamer douche" is pretty vague. You wanna dance on someone's misfortunes then own it and say who you fucking mean, unless you're a chickenshit that can't handle some flak for being an ass.
 
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I think New Guy's new found popularity is getting to xir.
 
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wow, what a complete and utter failure. Not only did they make this comic a little over 2 weeks after the robbery happened; but not even 2 weeks afterwards, they get their shit pushed in by Oney, and now their clear strawman character is the most noteworthy thing they've ever produced and is doing more than they ever have in their several years of drawing their tripe comic. A fitting outcome for a fittingly awful human being. They're from Seattle as well, so that makes it even better.
 
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Jess, it's because you were being kind of a dick.

Like if you dislike Pewdiepie, that's fine, but implying that he deserved to be robbed is like... a bit much. The dude's not Richard Spencer, he's a goofy Swede who makes videos on the internet who has basically been on the receiving end of a smear campaign by salty goons who are booty-blistered that he managed to be successful making money off of Let's Plays. It comes off as disproportionate.

You're also ignoring all the fanart people are making of New Guy where they turn him into a well-meaning dude who just wants to make friends. You haven't had a character this popular with people since Bradley, and you dropped Bradley like a hot potato when somebody told you about tendies being a right wing meme or whatever. Turning New Guy into a dude that's not so bad might actually win people over to you, since the main issue people have is your self-insert character just being hostile to this dude for seemingly no reason.

I'm still of the belief that Jess isn't a bad person, but she hangs around a lot of people that enable the worst parts of her because they themselves are just shitty people who are wrapped up in self-pity and being miserable all the time. Being the bigger person here might actually expand your audience so you don't have to feel you're constantly doing the "I'm trans and that's all my comics are about" dance. Most comic artists don't get the kind of engagement you're getting right now, so you could take advantage of it instead of retreating under your blankets and crying into a bowl of Ben and Jerry's.

I realize this is falling on deaf ears, but eh, at least I tried.
 
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So this specimen managed to accidentally create what might be the first meme of the decade, based entirely on mocking her spitefully smug "EVERYBODY I HAET IS A NAZI AND DESERVES TO SUFFER!" schtick and glorifying the strawman she ineptly tried to make a laughingstock

Bravo troontermensch. Really setting the tone for the coming decade there
 
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A comic artist named ‘mallorie jessica udischas’ made a comic of herself belittling the ‘new guy’ at her work. (She’s supposed to be the protagonist I think?)

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A lot of people found the comic to be really mean spirited and found the protagonist to be really unlikable.

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In response, some of the kind people of the internet took it upon themselves to draw ‘new guy’ as an empathetic wholesome icon, rather than the straw man he was designed to be.

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Fuck the "New guy". His borgoise world view doesn't allow him to see that the gamer made his wealth exploting the minds of the working class and abusing loopholes in the free market. A robbery is just the market doing itself justice. Normal Redistribution. The "gamer" and the "New Guy" should both be hanged, one for being frivolously rich and idiotic, and the other for lunacy as he is sympathetic to the rich while he's forced to work a dead-end job in retail to not be homeless.
 
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So... how long we thinkin until it is "shockingly" discovered by members of the press that new guy is actually an alt right nazi hate symbol that is being used to harass and threaten stunning and brave trans artists of color and disability for daring to make fun of a known nazi terrorist figurehead suspected of involvement in the christchurch massacre?

I give it less than a week
 
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