TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

What is he doing with this shit? $85 USD.

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He was also tweeting a while back about a first aid kit he bought. Still can't afford a haircut.
 
His knife obsession is so bizarre compared to other parts of his personality, multi-knives are such 'crafty' dad things, and Noah doesn't do anything that could require one.

He usually only brings up knives in the context of using them to stab imaginary assailants so a multi-tool makes even less sense.

My best guess is that he finds larger knives uncomfortable to carry so a multi-tool is his idea of a practical compromise. He's very stupid.

Also I want to point out again that Noah's wishlist hasn't been linked anywhere since his site went down so there's no way to see it without having the link. He's very, very stupid.
 
Not familiar with US laws....but forced care must be pretty god damn hard to accomplish?
Not really, and it wouldn't require doing anything crazy like attempting to kill someone. I could go into it, but it requires powerleveling.

Most of the time people with severe mental problems end up cycling between being homeless and in jail unless they do something particularly serious.
Yep, and it's so sad. Most don't realize that financial and mental help is easily obtainable. Not that this applies to Noah, as far as I'm aware.
 
His knife obsession is so bizarre compared to other parts of his personality, multi-knives are such 'crafty' dad things, and Noah doesn't do anything that could require one.
Really knives are just cheaper than swords, and I definitely see Noah as one of those "I studied the blade" dweebs.
 
Didn't Spoony work retail at a comic shop and had certificates for PC repair? He does have options for work outside of Youtube, but he'd rather have a cry on Twitter about how bad his life is. The only fans he has left that care about him are those with mental illnesses that cause them to be loyal fanatics to a person who gives them a sense of "belonging".

Spoony's time is up when it comes to bad movie reviews because people like Deckar Shadow does that, and for good and bad PC games? Civvie gives people content a thousands times better than him. Even if he came back to doing videos all he has left is Counter Monkey, even then there's options like Dingo Doodles for D&D stories, as well as All things DnD. Hell there's even Neckbeardia.
 
Honestly, a full on, old style review of FF 13-2 would probably get his fans to throw enough money his way to save his house.

But we all know the time to even hope that would happen is long since past. At this point, all I'm hoping for is that Spoony does fucking cartwheels in the air as he drives his life full speed into the metaphorical ditch.

Go big or go home Spoony, try to assassinate Drumpf with your bare hands while he is still in office, you can do it! All you need to do is picture the Cheeto-in-chief as a Christmas tree and your body will do the rest.
 
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