Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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No, Chinny. You don't feel horrible for the people you insulted, you feel horrible that it now applies to you. You will once again adjust your world view because it's based only around making yourself look just on the right side of tolerable, and the line is ever-shifting to keep up with your rapid mental and physical decline.

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Of course, of all the things she cheaps out on, it 's the thing that has the slimmest chance of stopping her dying at 45.
 
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Day 2 of this brand new year and Chantal is already one major step forward towards the bed bound saga.

This is fun.
 
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How the hell can she afford a massive shopping cart full of Costco bulk food? Bitch was just carelessly and mindlessly tossing in things she considers "healthy" for this Brand New Year and Brand New Start, despite having destroyed two giant bags of chips and some Popeye's not even 24 hours ago. She spent almost $400 on perfectly good stuff that's going to rot, wilt, and contract freezer burn. The only parts of that haul she's going to demolish are the meat products and cheese, because lord knows her cardiovascular system has been screaming for more of that.

Oh, and shut the fuck UP, Peetz, you single-digit-IQ-having brothel patron.
 
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That was pathetic. Her gunt smushed up against those pants can't be good for her wound either. She was so exasperated. I don't think those groceries wil make it through the week. All that bulk produce she bought is intended for large families, there is no way she's going to eat all those carrots, apples and celery before it goes bad. Watching her try to figure out how long those avocado cups would be good for was particularly comical. She eventually decided to get two boxes because who is she kidding? She's going to binge that whole cart over the next 2-3 days.
 
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How the hell can she afford a massive shopping cart full of Costco bulk food? Bitch was just carelessly and mindlessly tossing in things she considers "healthy" for this Brand New Year and Brand New Start, despite having destroyed two giant bags of chips and some Popeye's not even 24 hours ago. She spent almost $400 on perfectly good stuff that's going to rot, wilt, and contract freezer burn. The only parts of that haul she's going to demolish are the meat products and cheese, because lord knows her cardiovascular system has been screaming for more of that.

Oh, and shut the fuck UP, Peetz, you single-digit-IQ-having brothel patron.
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She shops for her grandma at costco. I'm sure the agreement is chantal goes and gets it and grandma pays for most of what she wants as well. her family's strategy for dealing with her hasn't changed in 30 years: throw food at the problem.
 
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Soooooo summer Chantal is back! So far she's gotten:
  • 5 lb bag or so of Pistachios - not a versatile choice like a walnut or almond but she'll have to shell them so it's food she can exert some level of effort
  • 8 pack or so of Sardines (yes, they're healthy but if she doesn't like them, she won't eat them)
  • a case of 12 cans of black beans for mexican bowls
  • 2 family size jars of marinara sauce
  • 4 lbs of mozzarella cheese shredded (I guess cheese globs are coming back)
  • 5 lb or other mega size bag of frozen broccoli larger than her freezer
  • 2 boxes Guac cups are coming back and she claims to eat two a day
  • 10 lb bag of macintosh apples (which are kinda tart, best used in baking) I guess to be turned into juice or sauce as she never eats them raw
  • Giant bags each of cukes. carrots and celery
  • has a 1 lb bottle of some sort of powder in the cart
  • ~1 lb block of cheddar
  • 4 lbs ground turkey
  • 4 lbs italian sausage
  • 3-4 lbs chicken thighs
  • big ass tub of artichoke parm dip because of course she has to get a fucking dip
  • tomatoes
Now, looking at this list of stuff, there's not too many recipes that are cohesive. Looks like the plan is moderate/lower carb but not strictly low carb.

She's still not getting the point of finding recipes then buying the ingredients to make them. Maybe she can do the taco salad with the ground turkey, guac, tomatoes and cheddar. Maybe sauce, mozz and sausage. Maybe the broccoli and chicken thighs with the cheddar in a casserole? But she's just buying random shit to make disjointed platters which bores her.

And of course, Peetz who only eats fried chicken, pizza, steak and fries is the one who gave her the consultations of what to get.... instead of doing the work and looking up recipes and coming up with an interesting menu. But hey, it's not a fucking family sized McD's meal, so she has that going for her.

She also bought way too much food for 2 people. Most of it will rot and not sure why she keeps buying apples shen she never eats apples as a snack...and her freezer isn't big enough for all that shit. So some will go in the fridge and waste.
 
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Only fucking Chantal could cheerfully inform us that if you're buying marinera -- but watching your carbs while planning pasta meals -- the costco brand is best, as it only has 6 carbs. Right, the carbs in the meal will be from the sauce, not the pasta. Ignore the 50 carbs in the triple serving of PAH-stah at least you saved 20 calories going with the less decadent tomato sauce.

In the car scene at the end they both look stoned. No big deal but Chantal always pretends she's some real puritan other than the whole 400 lb thing.

The food at the end: absolutely no effort put into it. Broke open some produce and threw two sausages in a pan for 5 minutes a side. You know she HATES that meal. Couldn't even be bothered to actual make a recipe with her endless free time and 400 dollars worth of Costco.

But she tells us, without a hint of ironic humor: "if I'm hungry later, I"ll have an apple".
 
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Only fucking Chantal could cheerfully inform us that if you're buying marinera -- but watching your carbs while planning pasta meals -- the costco brand is best, as it only has 6 carbs. Right, the carbs in the meal will be from the sauce, not the pasta. Ignore the 50 carbs in the triple serving of PAH-stah at least you saved 20 calories going with the less decadent tomato sauce.
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Right? She could have said "replace the pasta with spaghetti squash" but of course she didn't think of that and of COURSE she's still going to gorge herself on 4 servings of pasta, but with that "low carb" Costco marinara so it cancels out.
 
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