"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 221 37.0%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 377 63.0%

  • Total voters
    598
Jim occasionally does very entertaining topics, but his streams are best watched when somebody's gone and edited out all the dull moments, which accounts for about 3/4ths of the stream. I've seen videos which just edit out the superchat readings or Jim going to the bathroom and a three hour stream suddenly turns into about 45 minutes long or so. He shines when he actually commentates on something rather than restating something he said on Twitter or reporting on something without anything to add.

That being said, the last time I listened to an edited Jim stream that was actually entertaining was a video from about eight months ago, and that's after actively searching for edited archives of his streams recently. I just don't know what makes his streams worth checking in for.

Did you see his recent paypig stream? He made his fools pay to see him just rewatch old Warski clips like when he lit his nips aflame and the whole aim saga.

 
I don’t begrudge anyone their right to make money however they want, as long as they’re not stealing or defrauding anyone. Jim’s recent programming choices (I’m being diplomatic) just make me sad. There are so many cows I’d love to see him focus on for content but instead we get ... well, whatever this is. I still don’t want him to go full Etika.
 
I don’t begrudge anyone their right to make money however they want, as long as they’re not stealing or defrauding anyone. Jim’s recent programming choices (I’m being diplomatic) just make me sad. There are so many cows I’d love to see him focus on for content but instead we get ... well, whatever this is. I still don’t want him to go full Etika.

Full Etika as in posting fake "OH MY GOD MY DICK!!!!" reactions or full Etika as in becoming an hero and having everyone on the Internet moral grandstand and pretend they care about you?

As much as of a lolcow James has become these past few months with him selling dumb hats, I don't think he's the type of person who would kill himself unless he dies from smoking too much.
 
I want someone to make a supercut of Jim's recent streams, removing all of the superchat anime recommendations from paypigs- yes everyone and their mother knows what Jojo is, fuck off.
Best case scenario is Jim takes a break and becomes funny again. His out-of-touchness (le boomer face reference) is getting sad and annoying rather than tolerable.
 
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I don’t begrudge anyone their right to make money however they want, as long as they’re not stealing or defrauding anyone. Jim’s recent programming choices (I’m being diplomatic) just make me sad. There are so many cows I’d love to see him focus on for content but instead we get ... well, whatever this is. I still don’t want him to go full Etika.

I don't even really need him to focus on lolcows so much anymore (god knows there are a couple dozen lesser spergs all vying for that crown at this point), but I wish he'd start streams with something already in mind to talk about now. I've been just listening to clipped segments because too often he would just devolve into aimless blabbing about "whatever" as unfunny superberry after unfunny superberry dominated more and more airtime.
 
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Honestly if Jim ends up liking Konosuba I'm going to lose a fuck ton of respect for him. What little I saw was so painfully unfunny it came off like The Big Bang theory for weebs.
 
I'm going to go out on a limb and put myself out there and say that as far as a lolcow thread goes, this should be closed. There's very little new criticism of Jim here, and by and large it's just a chronicling of the people surrounding him. I think Jim has established himself solidly as not a cow, and I don't think there's any reason to keep this thread open.
 
People always want this thread closed and it never is, mostly it acts as containment. It only looks bad because it's spammed so heavily, otherwise it'd be a fairly normal log of a side-character in a lot of e-drama. It's the expectation that his cow behaviour matches his notability as a creator that causes the inflation in posts/people not thinking the thread delivers enough content, but there's enough reason to want to document him rather than just praise his videos in a media section thread.
 
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Honestly if Jim ends up liking Konosuba I'm going to lose a fuck ton of respect for him. What little I saw was so painfully unfunny it came off like The Big Bang theory for weebs.
to be fair, Konosuba is actually pretty well written and have a smart writing full of subversion of rpg tropes, its just that the transition from webnovel to lightnovel to manga to anime lost a lot of its edge and humor and writing. Its just the same as Gate. people accuse it as a work of jingoistic nationalism, when the original web novel is actually written as a criticism of the Japanese culture and views regarding the military. Remember, this was written in 2006, where a Japanese senator (a naturalized Chinese) proposed a bill to abolish the JSDF and let US be the standing army of the Japanese, invoking the MDT article 11. In a way, it is the Shin Godzilla (2014) of 2006.
 
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Here are your archived mirrors of the "Truck-kun save me from this craziness" [Mister Metokur Mirror Livestream January 3rd 2020], unfortunately stream ripping doesn't get the chat, hopefully somebody will have that screen recorded.

ZippyShare Upload - #Metokur Live Jan 03 2020.mp4

Bitchute Upload - Truck-kun save me from this craziness [Mister Metokur Mirror Livestream January 3rd 2020]

Is he sperging about being black pilled again? Holy shit does that get old with him.
 
I'm going to go out on a limb and put myself out there and say that as far as a lolcow thread goes, this should be closed. There's very little new criticism of Jim here, and by and large it's just a chronicling of the people surrounding him. I think Jim has established himself solidly as not a cow, and I don't think there's any reason to keep this thread open.

Calm down, Sweetie Squad fag. James is most certainly a cow.

> He set up a Patreon in March 2017, although he mocked fans for giving him money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5NHDbSU-Q0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjX63-TpO7I

> He got unironically angry at Vee back in October 2018 and made some melodramatic, "I'm better than you" speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czKoyHKDiFU

> He started selling dumb hats in July 2019.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq6c61n9wcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0GvxX2N9DU

> He has just recently gone full paypig with member only streams that are absolute garbage.

"B-but BASED James likes to laugh at idiots so he himself isn't a lolcow!!!" lmfao. So do a lot of other people on the Internet, but the difference is that those people do it for fun and usually aren't fucking hypocrites who seem to take what they do way too seriously.
 
Calm down, Sweetie Squad fag. James is most certainly a cow.

> He set up a Patreon in March 2017, although he mocked fans for giving him money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5NHDbSU-Q0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjX63-TpO7I

> He got unironically angry at Vee back in October 2018 and made some melodramatic, "I'm better than you" speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czKoyHKDiFU

> He started selling dumb hats in July 2019.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq6c61n9wcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0GvxX2N9DU

> He has just recently gone full paypig with member only streams that are absolute garbage.

"B-but BASED James likes to laugh at idiots so he himself isn't a lolcow!!!" lmfao. So do a lot of other people on the Internet, but the difference is that those people do it for fun and usually aren't fucking hypocrites who seem to take what they do way too seriously.
Oh, wow. Sizzling super-hot take there.
If we apply your logic to label him a lolcow, you are definitely a super lolcow since you're autistically a-logging his activities. That's what lolcows do.
 
While he doesn't always respond, unlike the preceding and following superchats, a certain superchat at 01:11:39 was suspiciously without comment.
A person by the moniker Reno Miles discusses Jim's teaching career and another friend named John.



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I suppose it could be a red herring or a troll. But the key to Jim the first time was Jade and her patriotic suffrage, so I suppose a bored person could follow the lead and find a picture of him with classmates.
 
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